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Why would you cross a homing pigeon with a parrot?

(So if it got lost it could ask for directions)

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3/30/12 10:01 P

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Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present, and future. ~Gail Lumet Buckley
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3/29/12 1:57 P

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Not a bird joke but fun!
Like God?"
My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?"
I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''
"You're both old," he replied.
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A Must See the movie
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3/14/12 11:43 A

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Did you hear about the guy who played golf on Christmas and accidentally hit a bird?
He got a partridge on a par three!

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3/9/12 9:26 P

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Not a bird joke but a good one!
"Who's Scared?"
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy.
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
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3/9/12 4:49 P

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"If you wish to live long you must be willing to grow old."
George Lawton, Old Age is not for Sissies
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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A Must See the movie
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3/7/12 1:34 A

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Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transportation?
A: Wait at a buzz stop! www.justcleanjokes.com/jokes/Animals
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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A Must See the movie
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3/6/12 10:29 A

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What TV stations do bees watch?
A: N Bee C, A Bee C and C Bee S!
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A Must See the movie
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3/5/12 1:18 P

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Carols of gladness ring from every tree.
Frances Anne Kemble
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
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3/2/12 3:00 P

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Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.
Harper Lee www.allgreatquotes.com/bird_quotes.s
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
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3/1/12 10:54 A

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"You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird . . . So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing - that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something."
Richard P. Feynman www.allgreatquotes.com/bird_quotes.s
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

Proverbs 18: 10
The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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2/29/12 12:53 P

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Why do birds sing in the morning?

Answer: It's the triumphant shout: "We got through another night!"
Enid Bagnold www.allgreatquotes.com/bird_quotes.s
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The Lord is a strong fortress. . .K.J.V.

A Must See the movie
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2/28/12 9:02 A

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Computer Skills

..Every week he would check out five or six instructional
books from the library.

... librarian commented, "Wow! You must really be
getting knowledgeable by now."

"Thanks," he said. "How can you tell?"

The librarian explained, "Only two of the books you're checking out this
week have 'FOR DUMMIES' in their titles." www.justcleanjokes.com/jokes/Compute
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I love this joke as I have my very own copy of "Bird Watching for DUMMIES" emoticon emoticon

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2/27/12 12:25 P

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A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush.
Figures are not always facts.
Evil wishes, like chickens, come home to roost.
A fine appearance is a poor substitute for inward worth.
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Edited by: JENNY712 at: 2/27/2012 (12:26)
”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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A Must See the movie
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2/26/12 1:30 A

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Not a bird joke but funny!

What's the Score?"
Harry fell asleep watching "Monday Night Football " and spent the night on the couch.
The next morning his wife woke him and said " Get up , dear, it's 20 to 7 "
Harry opened his eyes and said..... " In whose favor ?" www.smilegodlovesyou.org/jokes.html

”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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2/24/12 10:03 P

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a ghost?
A poultrygeist!

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2/24/12 9:24 A

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Psalms 11:1 In the LORD put I my trust: how say ye to my soul, Flee as a bird to your mountain? K.J.V. in public domain

”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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2/23/12 9:51 A

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"After a woman purchased a parrot at an auction, she asked the auctioneer "Are you sure this parrot can talk? I bid an awful of money on it!"
"I'm quite sure. It was the parrot that was bidding against you!

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2/23/12 8:43 A

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“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.” Salvador Dalí quotes
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Edited by: JENNY712 at: 2/23/2012 (08:43)
”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
No Intelligence Allowed!




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2/22/12 9:56 A

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“Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark.”
Rabindranath Tagore quotes (Indian Poet, Playwright and Essayist, Won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1913, 1861-1941)
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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A Must See the movie
"Expelled" by Ben Stein,
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2/22/12 2:04 A

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Good ones


The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply that they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings.

J.M. BARRIE, The Little White Bird


A dog wags his tail with his heart.

May I always be the kind of person that my dog thinks I am.

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2/21/12 11:46 A

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YES! I love that song! Thank you!

“A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer, it sings because it has a song.” Maya Angelou quotes thinkexist.com/quotes/maya_angelou/

”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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2/21/12 9:22 A

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I sing because I'm happy, I sing because I'm free. For his eyes are on the sparrow and I know he watches me!

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2/21/12 8:32 A

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Good one!!!

“Hold fast to your dreams, for without them life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.”
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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest. ~J.G. Holland



A dog wags his tail with his heart.

May I always be the kind of person that my dog thinks I am.

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2/20/12 7:53 P

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God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. ~Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien www.quotegarden.com/birds.html

”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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that was a good one! emoticon

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

- He heard the referee calling fowls stephhicks68.hubpages.com/hub/100-Fu
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”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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A Must See the movie
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2/20/12 7:49 P

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This is a really old one that I heard as a child:
A wise old owl sat on an oak; The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why aren't we like that wise old bird?

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these are great - thanks for sharing


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"The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make His face shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord turn His face toward you and give you peace." Numbers 6:24-26


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A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
~Chinese Proverb www.quotegarden.com/birds.html

”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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My favorite weather is bird-chirping weather. ~Terri Guillemets www.quotegarden.com/birds.html

”It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists, but by Christians; not on religions, but on the Gospel of Jesus Christ.” Patrick Henry

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