Provided by permission by Spark member Hallaluyah.
I went on a date with Steak
his drivers name was Cake
throughout the whole evening
they both were so pleasing
"BUT NOW I CAN'T FEEL MY WAIST"
Chicken and gray come by
said "wouldn't you like a try"
I told them "I wouldn't" "I couldn't" "I shouldn't"
"BUT THAT WAS A FLAT OUT LIE"
Start hanging with oranges and apples
next morning won't feel like your Crap oh'
just give them a try, they will slim down you thigh
"JUST MIGHT LEAD YOU STRAIGHT TO THE CHAPEL"
Have now hit two goals! Over one year of not smoking and am below the 150lb mark! Just hit my third goal, under 140lbs! 03/27/09 hit the 50 pounds lost goal!
“Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.”
| current weight: 135.4