LOL! Sometimes at night, and everything is quiet and I'm just sitting and watching tv with most of the lights off, one of cats will sit and stare at the door and towards a dark room, gives me a creepy feeling sometimes.
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Hi everybody! I got another funny cat joke. Enjoy! Chelsea
**A CAT'S THOUGHTS ON PUNISHING YOUR HUMAN BEING**
Sometimes, despite your best training efforts, your human will stubbornly resist bending to your whim. In these extreme circumstances, you may have to punish your human. Obvious punishments, such as scratching furniture or eating household plants, are likely to backfire; the unsophisticated humans are likely to misinterpret the activities and then try to discipline YOU. Instead, we offer these subtle but nonetheless effective alternatives:
Use the cat box during an important formal dinner.
Stare impassively at your human while it is attempting a romantic interlude.
Stand over an important piece of electronic equipment and feign a hairball attack.
After your human has watched a particularly disturbing horror film, stand by the hall closet and then slowly back away, hissing and yowling.
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