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I never thought about it, but true--

"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

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Q: What animal ate the pirate's hand?

A: An aligatARRRRR!


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Why are pirates always looking for treasure?

A: Because they ARRR needing money for rum!



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"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

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Just one more.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a
new dog?

A. After a year the dog is still glad to see you.


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I don't know if this is PC but it made me smile,

Q. What do you call a smart blonde?

A. A Golden Retriever.




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I love that one!

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Q. Where are the andies

A. At the end of your armies

SORRY

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Q: Where do pirates keep their weapons?

A: In an arrrrrrrsenal


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Q: How could the pirate acquire the ship so cheaply?

A: Because it was on sail



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: What do you call a shaking pirate ship at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A nervous wreck!



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Q: where do pirates eat?

A: ARRRbys



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Q: What musical instrument do pirates play?

A: Guitarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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What is a pirate's favorite dark comedy?

A: Farrrrrrgo


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Q: What do pirates do when they have too much booty?

A: They have a yarrrrr-d sale.



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A man brought his retriever to the vet for some tests and had to pay a lab fee

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Q: What animal ate the pirate's hand?

A: An aligatARRRRR!

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what did the pirate say at the golf course?

A: I may tee



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emoticon Good One Dorothy!

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When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.


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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A: A Buck-an-ear


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Don't eat the yellow snow! Teri, that's an important safety and hygeine tip for sure. I'll be sure to pass it along. lol

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Edited by: GEMSTONE1952 at: 1/1/2008 (23:49)
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Don't eat the yellow snow!

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Joe refused to eat sushi because it looks fishy.

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The skunk is an animal of distinktion.

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Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it

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When is a pirate like a bird?

A: When he's a-robbin'!



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Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?

A: He had a killer left hook!

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Frostbite!

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A: Frost bite!

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two pirates walk into a bar

A: You think one of them would of seen it!

emoticon ARR ARRR ARRR ARRR YoHO!

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what do pirates use for sealant?

A: tarrrrrrrrr
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Yo ho Yo ho, a pirate's life for me! Yo ho

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What is the name of the pirate tax office?

A: The Aye. Arrr. S!

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Aw I thought you were a 1 Act show! You're doing great! LOL Mine are longer than that!

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Why was the pirate drafted first into the NBA?

He had an awesome hook shot!

C'mon--Someone else post a joke here. I still got a million of them, but I'd love some company here! emoticon

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Q: What was the pirate philosopher named?

A: ARRRR-chimedes!
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.

The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.


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Drinking too much coffee can cause a latte problems.

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I copied this from the SparkPeople board for Team leaders (I think that is what it is called)

Three little pigs go out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
"I would like a sprite" says the first litle piggy.
"I would like a coke," says the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," says the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," says the first little piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," says the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots, of water," says the third little piggy.

The meals are brought out and a while later the waiter approaches the table and asks if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," says the first little piggy.
"I want a root beer float," says the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaims the third little piggy.

"Parden me for asking," says the waiter, to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"

The third little piggy says, "Well, somebody has to go 'wee, wee, wee, all the way home!'

I think I'll post it on the challenge for this week too! Seems appropos


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Unfortunately, no one won the lemon eating contest. They all went home with a sour-taste in their mouth.

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One evening King Arthur's men discovered Sir Lancelot's moonshine whiskey operation and shattered the still of the knight

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A man changed a light bulb in the Empire state building and that was the highlight of his career.

I got a million of 'em!

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Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet?


He was cutting back on his CARRRRbs emoticon

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The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.

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In the morning a lawyer walked on his lawn and experienced the dew process

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A whole bunch of One Liners--" borrowed" from a posting on the arthritis boards.
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY


Artery......................... The study of paintings
Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die
Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section.........A neighbourhood in Rome
Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty
Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her
Colic............................ A sheep dog
Coma........................... A punctuation mark
Dilate..............................To live long
Enema.......................... Not a friend
Fester......................... ....Quicker than someone else
Fibula.......................... ....A small lie
Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain.....................Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane
Morbid.......................... ...A higher offer
Nitrates....................... .....Cheaper than day rates
Node........................... .....I knew it
Outpatient..................... ...A person who has fainted
Pelvis......................... .......Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative................ A letter carrier
Recovery Room................ Place to do upholstery
Rectum......................... .....Nearly killed him
Secretion...................... .....Hiding something
Seizure........................ .......Roman emperor
Tablet......................... .......A small table
Terminal Illness............... .Getting sick at the airport
Tumour.............................One plus one more
Urine.......................... .......Opposite of you're out


And I am Irish!


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OOOOOOHHHHH just don't give up the job that has the checks coming! LOL

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What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope

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A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.


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HAHAHA good one, makes dieting take on new meaning! Easy to say no! LOL

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When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

(Sorry, couldn't resist this one. emoticon emoticon

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that lifted my spirits!

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knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long. What ghost up must come down

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You crack me up! Get it - crack - earthquake ROFLMAO
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What is the best store to be in during an earthquake? A stationery store.


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Nope, your voices are singing to me--acapella emoticon

I knew that the spirit couldn't float around very long. What ghost up must come down.

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You're just jealous cuz the voices in my head aren't talking to you!
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It's a sad sad day in the swamp. "Who let the dogs out" beat the Gators. emoticon

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An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits

Happy Halloween!

GoSox 4 for 4! emoticon

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The gene pool could use a little chlorine. emoticon

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I'm with Lauren!

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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. emoticon

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Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all

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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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