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1/22/08 11:27 P

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Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings

"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

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1/20/08 6:23 P

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Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will
have a flat tire.


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1/18/08 9:48 P

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Wrong numbers are bad enough but when I get them on my cell, they are also expensive. I hope your friend had a calling plan that didn't charge him a lot for all those wrong numbers. I'd be chucking the phone out the window!

"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

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1/18/08 11:53 A

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Speaking of phones! I was giving my friend a ride to pick up his car - a 3 minute ride at best - and this guy called at least 4 times after being told it was a wrong number! My poor friend - he said the man had been calling all afternoon!

Let's stay steady on the course together.

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1/18/08 11:27 A

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Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never
get a busy signal.


"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

(Henry David Thoreau )

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1/17/08 11:58 A

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Amen!

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1/17/08 11:31 A

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And to keys and everything else as well. I'm convinced that all lost things come to life at night and creep tegether to hide. Sort of like the toys in Andy's room in Toy Story.

The next law is one that I experience multiple times every single day!


Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is
directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.


Edited by: GEMSTONE1952 at: 1/17/2008 (12:18)
"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

(Henry David Thoreau )

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
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1/17/08 10:48 A

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This doesn't just apply to tools! I'm still trying to find my library card! lol

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1/16/08 10:20 P

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Law #2
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

(Henry David Thoreau )

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
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1/16/08 9:22 A

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Isn't that the truth?! I don't know how many times I've been cleaning and ended up using my arm to scratch my nose!

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1/16/08 1:49 A

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That goes for us women when we have our cleaning gloves on and we are doing the toilets are something of such nature and then along comes an itch or wanting to rub your eyes . .

Good one - Gemstone



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1/16/08 12:00 A

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My son forwarded me an e-mail with amusing "laws" I plan to post one a day until I get through them all. Here is the first law:
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

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