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KARENSAS
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12/19/07 1:02 P

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Sounds like you got a great deal. How nice to have a womens area set aside for some of us. And how nice that your boyfriend helped out too. He sounds like a nice guy! Do you guys ever go for walks or bike rides together?
We are planning on doing some family bowling next week. Plus they have pool tables in the bar area that the girls enjoy while playing some music from the jute box.
They also make the best cheese burgers, makes for a fun and filling time for us.
Is your daughter going to join you guys for some fun time together?



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12/19/07 8:13 A

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Better Bodies is a local fittness club.....really small scale of 24 hour fittness. They don't have a pool or a steamroom but they do have a really nice place. There is a large room with all the regular gym machines........treadmills and stair steppers and the others like that. They also have a weight training part and circut training. They have a womens only area with circut training too. I got a trainer guy to follow around and show me how to use everyting and change and write down the settings for me on all the circut training machines. I spent about 15 minutes doing that not counting all his demonstrations and about 30 minutes on the tredmill. I got a longer membership than what I was intending to get but it was a pretty good price and I used the money my boyfriend gave me for Christmas (for a gym membership) and my Christmas bonus from my boss and got a 2 year membership. I still owe a bit on it but they let me right a post dated check for the end of feburary and still gave me the 10% off for paying in full. I got 2 months free doing it that way and the second year is only $20 dollars a month. I think I'm going to like it. Gotta go to work now lol. Have a good day!

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KARENSAS
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12/18/07 5:09 P

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I believe that as we get closer to Christmas and to the moment of suspension of finally opening up the presents, I believe that they will grow more excited.

It seems that all they care about is the time that they are allowed to watch Nick tv (Stephanie) play the gamecube (Sarah) and Shelly ( internet time to play her music).
We did go shopping and got a few articles but dad does the majority of on line shopping and ups delivers it, I put it on his side of the bed, he wraps it and then we are all surprised. The kids gave him their list the beginning of Nov. so he has time to search. He even did all the Christmas cards this year.
This has been the best year for me in being able to relax and enjoy December, without all the stress attached to the duties of making it happen.
Which actually works out for him, not to have to come home to a whine overstressed wife! But a nice cooked meal.

I have never heard of Better Bodies. Sounds interesting. Is that a full gym with all the work out equipment and work out classes, such as yoga or such?

I keep thinking that at some point I am going to join the senior exercise classes through the school district and join just so I can get good stretching in. I figure that I might be able to keep up with them.

Good luck to you in joining.



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12/18/07 3:46 P

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Just click on the community team icon on one of our posts. They have a few rules that you have to follow but its pretty easy stuff.

I'm not exactly following a sp meal plan or anything. I make up my own but I've been doing pretty good in that area. My major problem is exercise motivation. I am going to join Better Bodies tonight though so I'm hoping it will kind of motivate me to workout more. My bosses have a membership there so I'll be embarassed if I become a slacker lol.

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you and your family too! Are Stephanie and your other girls excited about Christmas and being off of school?

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KARENSAS
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12/17/07 11:18 P

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How have you been doing on keeping or staying on course with the s.p. plan?

I found a tin of Trader Joes peppermint bark that I intended to share with loved ones.

Instead it has become my private stash, what is left of it. Yikes.

Hope that you are doing much better then I.

Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas to you.



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KARENSAS
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12/17/07 11:11 P

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To be honest, I really do not know anything about how you become a community team member.

I always thought you had to qualify through some moral ethic community, therefore, I wasn't sure if I could hold my tongue long enough to get in!

So needless I do not think I would be inquiring.







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SASSY_71MO
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12/17/07 6:36 P

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Well hey......you've been here longer than me. Why haven't you joined? emoticon I'm sure SP needs all the door greeters they can get lol. Thats what I think about when I'm posting on the boards. Walmart door greeters.

Edited by: SASSY_71MO at: 12/17/2007 (18:37)
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KARENSAS
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12/17/07 3:52 P

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"Community Team Member" with the cute picture of the sandals.



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SASSY_71MO
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12/14/07 11:16 P

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Community team? ummmmmm around the first of November........my 3 month anniversary.

.*•.¸♥¸.(Christina).¸♥¸.•*.
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KARENSAS
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12/14/07 10:34 A

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Sassy, You are a team member ! I just noticed, sorry.

When did that happen? Cool , congratulations.





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SASSY_71MO
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12/13/07 11:14 P

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I hear you.

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KARENSAS
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12/13/07 9:11 P

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I wonder if she knew that eventually he would explode with that type of aggression and is just glad to be alive and getting past it.

Glad to hear that she is on the road to recovery!

Some women are not as fortunate.



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12/13/07 7:12 P

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Yes he is in jail. She will have to have several sugeries and won't be coming back to work for atleast a year if ever but she has the brightest spirit of anyone I've ever seen. She is so upbeat all the time even now it suprises me. She said she is glad it happened and glad its over with him. I thought that was a bit extreme to be glad your husband shot you but okay. She says she will be back to new in 6 months. Knowing her she just might.

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KARENSAS
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12/13/07 11:45 A

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Oh, I am so sorry to hear of that. I hope that he has been put a way behind bars. What a henious act.

I hope that she has recovered both mentally and facially.



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SASSY_71MO
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12/13/07 8:35 A

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Oh Karen.....that was months ago.....end of September. When I went to work in Sullivan Mo for 3 weeks and was staying in a hotel the whole time. One of my co-workers was shot in the face by her husband.

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KARENSAS
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12/13/07 12:04 A

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What ! Somebody got shot ? What happened ?



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12/12/07 11:52 P

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Grins........I liked the diet water one too lol. This is from the lady that works for us that got shot. *she is doing great by the way* She sends me the funniest emails.

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12/12/07 10:19 P

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This is cute... I would like 'diet water please'

#9 Patty oh yea!

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KARENSAS
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12/12/07 5:24 P

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Sassy, so funny I caught myself laughing out load.

Thanks for sharing the Joy in laughter.



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12/12/07 2:32 P

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Christina,
I Love this--especially, #9--I love to skip. Thanks for sharing.

"It does not matter how slowly you go, so long as you do not stop" (Confucius)

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.

(Henry David Thoreau )

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
(Albert Einstein)



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12/12/07 10:53 A

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One of my co-workers sends me emails all the time that are really funny.......I'd like to share this one:

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. *THIS ONE IS SOOO PATTY LOL!

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat...use a serious face. :) Like that one..

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Twenty was to pass the email along so everyone would know how crazy you are so I'm posting it here.

.*•.¸♥¸.(Christina).¸♥¸.•*.
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