i sure hope you are doing better today! afterall, it is almost Friday, so that has got to be a feel good! hehe! hopefully we can get some decent workout friendly weather to stick around for a little. ALOT of people i know aren't feeling too well either...i think there is some bad stuff going around, and this weather is just making it soo much worse!
i am doing oki doki i suppose...more frustrated than anything, which is why i think this weight won't take a hike. well, i mean, it does go biking, but i want it to take a hike without me!!! jeesh, perhaps i need to be more specific next time i tell my body jiggles to get lost or take a hike! i don't want to go with it!!
but for some everyday laughter, i do have a holy schnickies story for ya'll!
i have to preface the story with something i have noticed over the past 3 weeks riding my bike to & from work. everyday of riding i have noticed more and more holes being dug up on the side of the roads. they are rectangular in shape, and the size of a casket...but more of a lets just chuck this dead dude in the hole and cover him up size. i thought it was odd but just kept on riding...whats the worst that could happen?
well, i was riding my bike to work this morning when i was coming down brown ave under rte293/101 and i look over to my right. i see two men wearing those yellow/orange flashy construction vests carrying what looks to be a corpse in a bodybag. there is a HUGE mess that looks like broken glass all over the road, so i immediately start looking for the cars that were involved in the car crash...nothing there! no cars, no firetrucks, ambulances, no hearse, no nothing! something is just not right about this.
so my mind drifts off and starts wandering WTF is happening, and maybe i should be a detective. (still havent found another job yet) i was so consumed with thinking about how maybe it would be on the news later that a mysterious hit and run happened...but there was such a mess, that it would've been a hit and push your car away before you get caught. maybe it was a raccoon that ran across the road (which reminds me, i saw a super cute and fluffy one yesterday with the cutest little white fluff ball paws, til i realized it was dead..erg) maybe it was....OH SCHNICKIES! i forgot to pay attention to the road and almost ran this guy w/ a stroller over and just about went head first into the cross walking blinky sign!
it dawned on me then that it would've been a hit and push your car away before you get caught and dont forget to leave your baby & their stroller w/ the construction worker dressed guy. still not making sense, i remembered the casket holes in the side of the road and wondered if that is what they do with the john doe's of highly bizarre mysterious car crashes that they don't want anyone to know about...maybe thats what that sewage smell is when i ride through certain parts of town is...
all the while my mind is going faster than i am biking i hear the stroller guy yelling...
turns out, it wasnt a stroller afterall. it was one of those road painting machines and they were painting the new white on the road...and my tires...
all my CSI work to waste.... it was just a bunch of messy construction painters...i was soo sad...and then in case my fun box wasn't smashed enough, those casket holes were for cement for new street signs...
FOOEY!! i thought i was onto something...
Bombshell in Training
Southern New Hampshire Sparker
255.0 lbs ~ Highest "Unknown" Weight
250.0 lbs ~ Highest "Known" Weight
243.7 lbs ~ Highest Recorded Weight @ the Doctors
220.0 lbs ~ 03/08/2012
210.0 lbs ~
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