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12/9/12 1:33 P

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Too funny!!! I read it to DH and he had a good laugh. My 8 cats are well aware of the techniques this kitty used. Ruining furniture, vomiting on the favorite chair. Ah, yes, I have been exposed to all the techniques!!!!!

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12/7/12 8:16 A

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Our cat Shadow is convinced he is a captive.

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12/7/12 7:17 A

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Cat's are very observant. I often wonder what mine is plotting. Enjoyed a chuckle this morning. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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12/6/12 7:50 P

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I am glad you all enjoyed it. emoticon VERSETOWORST, I didn't know they sold the welcome mats with that on it! That would be fun to have.
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12/6/12 3:56 P

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verse's cat says emoticon " Me, too!"

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12/6/12 3:54 P

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Ocean mist - My daughter has a welcome mat with day 752 on it. I laugh every time I go to her door.

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12/6/12 1:19 P

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I got Sparke and watches every thing I do I am sure he gets information so that one day he will try some of these things

I am not pussyfooting around. :)


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12/6/12 11:48 A

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Too funny. Thanks for sharing.

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12/6/12 10:28 A

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Love it. I can hear my Max saying those things. Check out Max's pictures.

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12/6/12 9:47 A

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I found this joke online by "anonymous" and it is just too funny not to share. Enjoy! Chelsea, Baby and Lucy (my two cats approved!)

Cat Diary

Joke submitted by: Anonymous

Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Day 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair . . . must try this on their bed.

Day 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

Day 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was . . . Hmmm. Not working according to plan . . .

Day 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included
a burning foaming chemical called "shampoo". What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

Day 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time . . .

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