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I have read this before and passed it on to others. I know what it means when the cat is trying to get out of the bathroom when I have closed the door. Especially if I am in the tub. Fortunately they don't try and eat my food much but if I have a d4rink where they can get close well I have to shoo them away. I have 5 cats and they are in my room, on my bed, sit & sleep on chairs the couch and everywhere, so I am going to have cat hair on my clothes no matter how hard I try not to. I have just gotten used to it. Ever time I or my mom sweeps the floor we can pick up enough cat or dog hair to make a couple of small new babies.
Fantastic! I like the "They live here, you don't". I'm going to use that on my friends who come over and get a bit annoyed at my cat.
That was so funny
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
Really cute, thanks.
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Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments , trust God.
Every moment, thank God.
That is great! Now to make another sign for my house... teehee...
Measure body and weigh... both show the results.
Goals for the next few months:
*5K run challenge
*Bootcamp challenge after July conference
*Add in strength training 3 times a week
*Run the entire 5K & beat my first time
*Organize my house
*Lose 25+ & be down 3 sizes by October
, i especially love the last, better that kids, part. i use many of these explanations every time my granddaughter (17), asks "nana, do you really NEED these animals"....theresa.
"You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd,
But, you can be happy if you've a mind to"
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice"
"When I do good, I feel good, when I do bad, I feel bad...That is my Religion"
Oh brilliant! I love it!
FUR-niture.... hee hee
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That is great! I love it!!!
...If you went running when you first started thinking about it, you'd be back by now.
...focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it.
I like this very much. So true and funny. I like the last one about selling the children. lol, but please have your pet spayed or neutered, that way it's cheaper and you don't have to sell the kids.
A snowflake by itself is a very fragile thing, but look what happens when they stick together.
FAITH is more CAUGHT than TAUGHT.
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A friend sent me this and I am going to post it here and in dog lovers too because it is so funny and so darn true!!!
PET RULES - Pay Attention - - -
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it 'fur'niture.)
3.To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and... best of all....
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children
The longest journey starts with one step.
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