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8/3/07 6:33 A

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine Cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But Why?" asks the man.

"I'M a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

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8/3/07 1:46 A

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I was wanting a little something sweet after dinner tonight. I stopped with a bite of apple. That satisfied the craving. Plus eating it gave my brain time to register it was full.

In the end, the choice you make makes you.

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8/2/07 7:00 P

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LOL, I love Erma Bombeck

Hornowl, now that I eat fruit 2 or 3 times per day I don't really crave the sweets nearly as much. Especially not in the evening which is a blessing.

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8/2/07 2:12 A

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Fortunately my tastes in food have changed. I eat dessert once in a while ( and really enjoy it), but usually I don't want anything that sweet.

In the end, the choice you make makes you.

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8/1/07 8:27 A

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SEIZE THE MOMENT! Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.


Erma Bombeck

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Sharon


You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

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