1)Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
2)Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
3)Women have always been the strong ones of the world. The men are always seeking from women a little pillow to put their heads down on. They are always longing for the mother who held them as infants.
4)Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
5)Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery.
6)A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
7)The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.
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