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7/22/12 9:54 A

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Each and every story - wonderful! Thanks for the morning smiles and giggles!

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7/21/12 12:54 P

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emoticon Cute & funny, thanks for sharing!

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7/21/12 12:35 P

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Children are a delight.

"The world is one country and mankind its citizens" one of the many truths spoken by Baha'u'llah and "Love is the light that guideth in darkness, the living link that uniteth God with man, that assureth the progress of every illumined soul."


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7/2/12 4:23 P

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good ones Camey!

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7/2/12 12:47 P

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While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I should make small talk with him, a little boy slipped off his mother's lap and walked over to the wheelchair. Placing his hand on the man's, he said, I know how you feel. My Mom makes me ride in the stroller too..'




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As I was nursing my baby, my cousin's six-year-old daughter, Krissy, came into the room. Never having seen anyone breast feed before, she was intrigued and full of all kinds of questions about what I was doing. After mulling over my answers, she remarked, 'My mom has some of those, but I don't think she knows how to use them..'




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Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old Granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. 'In ten years,' I said, 'you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now. Carolyn shrugged. 'In ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway.'




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Working as a pediatric nurse, I had the difficult assignment of giving immunization shots to children.....One day, I entered the examining room to give four-year-old Lizzie her needle. 'No, no, no!' she screamed. 'Lizzie,' scolded her mother, 'that's not polite behavior.' With that, the girl yelled even louder, 'No, thank you! No, thank you!




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On the way back from a Cub Scout meeting, my grandson innocently said to my son, 'Dad, I know babies come from mommies' tummies, but how do they get there in the first place?' After my son hemmed and hawed awhile, my grandson finally spoke up in disgust, 'You don't have to make up something, Dad. It's okay if you don't know the answer.'




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Just before I was deployed to Iraq , I sat my eight-year-old son down and broke the news to him. 'I'm going to be away for a long time,' I told him 'I'm going to Iraq ..' 'Why?' he asked. 'Don't you know there's a war going on over there?'




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Paul Newman founded the Hole in the Wall Gang Campfor children stricken with cancer, AIDS, and blood diseases. One afternoon, he and his wife, Joanne Woodward, stopped by to have lunch with the kids. A counselor at a nearby table, suspecting the young patients wouldn't know Newman was a famous movie star, explained, that's the man who made this camp possible. Maybe you've seen his picture on his salad dressing bottle?' Blank stares. 'Well, you've probably seen his face on his lemonade carton.' An eight-year-old girl perked up. 'How long was he missing?'




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...and ....God's problem now:His wife's graveside service was just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little, old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there."


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5/18/12 8:39 A

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Small steps + time(cubed) = big SUCCESS

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5/18/12 12:20 A

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emoticon Little angels emoticon

“it's been up to me to inspire me.”
~ Eric Clapton ~

"Atheism is a non-prophet
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~George Carlin~

“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.”
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"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality."
~John Lennon~

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5/17/12 7:52 P

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Glad for the happy ending! Of course they love you, what's not to love?

"The world is one country and mankind its citizens" one of the many truths spoken by Baha'u'llah and "Love is the light that guideth in darkness, the living link that uniteth God with man, that assureth the progress of every illumined soul."


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5/17/12 2:38 P

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Sounds like what my Pookie used to do! She loved exploring and then would come back and pretend nothing happened!

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5/17/12 2:35 P

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Cute story.

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5/17/12 2:03 P

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hi all. gotta tell you something that happened last night with Ziggy. I think it is hilarious. she was in the back yard and hadn't scratched at the door like she does when she wants in. so, i see a young girl walking to our door, she knocks on the door. i answer. she asks if we own a small black and brown dog. i say yes, and look up to see Ziggy in the neighbor's front yard. she's just walking around, not running. LOL. i call Ziggy's name, she looks up at me and gives me a look like "what???????? i'm walkin the neighborhood here, playing with the kids." LMAO. usually Ziggy doesn't come to me when she is outside, so DH is ready to run after her. i keep calling Ziggy, and she comes running up the driveway into the house. ROTF LMAO. i am SO happy she didn't run off, i can't get mad at her. apparently, DH and his chicken wire for the garden in the back yard overlapped the hook on the fence gate and Ziggy pushed the gate open. I have 2 wonderful dogs that apparently LOVE their home with me and have no interest in running away. they just want to explore the front yard w/o being on a leash. LOL

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