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Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!

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“A visitor from Jupiter, watching a typical Western on television, remarked to a friend: ‘How come the hero has a biped riding on his back?’”

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What did the astronaut see on his skillet?

Unidentified frying (flying) objects

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A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink?
The bartender replies "For you, no charge."

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OMG! An entire site devoted to Robot Shaming? YES!
www.universetoday.com/101220/new-meme-puts
-space-robots-in-their-place/


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Try harder--in everything that you do!

If the mind mends, the body will follow.

Gluten free is working for me!

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The Past, the Present and the Future all walk into a bar.
It was tense.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
A: Something from another universe -ity !

Q: Why did the boy become an astronaut?
A: Because he was told he was no earthly good!

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Hmmm... it just worked fine here? You could go www.universetoday.com and then look for the story?

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"The proxy server is refusing connections" emoticon

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Bwahaha!!! Here's a n ifty video featuring just about every type of space helmet ever put into a movie... see if you can name all the different movies....
www.universetoday.com/99258/helmets-in-spa
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With all the rigmarole about the Mayan calendar, I was looking at the NASA video about it being
not true and one of the comments from people this one was the best answer.

• This just in: Scientists flipped the stone over. The Mayans continued the calender on the back. HA HA HA


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Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It was OK.


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I'd probably be the #3 person-lol!

Try harder--in everything that you do!

If the mind mends, the body will follow.

Gluten free is working for me!

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'" --Kurt Vonnegut



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Freshmen in the general-science class at Mark Twain Middle School in Mar Vista, Calif., were studying astronomy.
"What do we call a group of stars that makes an imaginary picture in the sky?" the teacher asked.
"A consternation," one student replied.

Copernicus' parents: "Copernicus, young man, when are you going to come to terms with the fact that the world does not revolve around you?"

Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Ten! One to change the bulb, and nine to argue how their own bulb gives better colour.

2) None! Astronomers aren't afraid of the dark.

3) See the FAQs.
"What sort of light bulb should I buy?"
"Should I start with a candle?"
"Where should I buy my light bulb?"
"Where NOT to buy a light bulb."
"What type of light bulb to avoid?"
"What will I be able to see with my bulb?"
"How do I deal with telescope-pollution?"
"Can I buy a bulb for a friend?"
"Can I use my bulb in the daytime?"

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When Mr. Leno of the Tonight Show went J-walking and asked pedestrians some science questions, he discovered some amazing new facts about the universe:

Jay Leno: "Why does dew appear on plants in the morning when the Sun comes up?" A waitress: "Is it because the Sun makes them perspire?"

Jay Leno: "Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?" An auto mechanic: "To get to the other side?"

Jay Leno: What are magnets?" A taxi driver: "Are they the things crawling over a week-old dead cat?"

Jay Leno: Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?" A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."

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good one!

Try harder--in everything that you do!

If the mind mends, the body will follow.

Gluten free is working for me!

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A poet and a scientist were traveling together on a plane. The scientist was bored and said to the poet, "Hey, you, do you want to play a game? I'll ask you a question, and if you get it wrong, you give me $5. Then, you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $5."
The poet thought about this for a moment, but he decided against it, seeing that the scientist was obviously a very bright man. He politely turned down the scientist's offer.
The scientist, who was really bored, tried again. "Look, I'll ask you a question, and if you can't answer it, you give me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I can't answer it, I'll give you $50."
The poet agreed. "Okay," the scientist said, "what is the exact distance between the Earth and the Moon?"
The poet, obviously not knowing the answer, didn't stop to think about the scientist's question. He took a $5 bill out of his pocket and handed it to the scientist.
The scientist happily accepted the bill and promptly said, "Okay, now it's your turn."
The poet thought about this for a few minutes, then asked, "All right, what goes up a mountain on three legs, but comes down on four?"
The bright glow quickly vanished from the scientist's face. He thought about this for a long time, taking out his notepad and making numerous calculations. He finally gave up on his notepad and took out his laptop, using his Multimedia Encyclopedia. As the plane was landing the scientist gave up. He reluctantly handed the poet a $50 bill.
The poet accepted it graciously, getting ready to stand up. "Wait!" the scientist shouted, "you can't do this to me! What's the answer?"
The poet looked at the scientist and calmly put a $5 bill into his hand.



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"Janice - Florida"

"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart" Kahlil Gibran

"When things go wrong, don't go with them" Elvis Presley

"Truth is like the sun, you can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away" Elvis Presley

"Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one's self.
-Priscilla Presley"

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Try harder--in everything that you do!

If the mind mends, the body will follow.

Gluten free is working for me!

"I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.'" --Kurt Vonnegut



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Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with less calories.

Q: what do you call a tick on the moon?
A: A luna-tick

Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!

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A robot walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender says "We don't serve your kind" To which the robot replies, "You will".

A Klingon, a Ferengi and a Borg all walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says...
"Is this some kind of joke?"

After the Americans went to the Moon, Leonid Brezhnev announced that the Soviets would be sending a man to the Sun.
The engineers objected. "If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!"
"What do you think I am, stupid?" he replied. "We'll send him at night!"

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boo*yeah! already shared...

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LOL
Vader...Did You Know? youtu.be/OFrcwcBVVjU

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This is in such bad taste, that I simply had to share with my delightfully tacky yet unrefined friends! Oh wait...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k

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Top 10 Alien Pick Up Lines:
10. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

9. Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you walked into mine…

8. I’d like to wrap my 36 arms around you.

7. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

6. Are you a carbon-based model?

5. Do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world.

4. I’m currently experiencing 10,000 Gs of LUV.

3. If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”

2. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.

1. Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.

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Two aliens, Zathar and Caad, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.
They approached the gas pumps and Zathar said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. "

The gas pump, of course, did not respond.

Zathar repeated the greeting and there was still no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pump's haughty attitude, Zathar drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. Why do you dare ignore us this way? Take us to your leader now, or I will be forced to fire upon you."

Caad began to warn his comrade, "No, you must not anger him................", but ...before he could finish his warning Zathar fired upon the gas pump.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap.

When they finally regained consciousness (aliens have tough skin) Zathar turned to Caad and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you determine it to be so dangerous?"

Caad answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my travels throughout the galaxy, it is that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, don't mess with him."

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LOL...really?!

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fter the Americans went to the Moon, Leonid Brezhnev announced that the Soviets would be sending a man to the Sun.

The engineers objected. "If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!"

"What do you think I am, stupid?" he replied. "We'll send him at night!"

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What do you call a wizard from outer space ?

A flying sorcerer !

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Since it's gonna be awhile tilli can get back here, thought I'd drop this in...

Yo mama's so fat that even the Death Star couldn't blow her up!
Yo mama's so fat that Spock couldn't find a pressure point to perform the Vulcan Death Grip on her.
Yo mama's so ugly that Wuher said 'We don't serve your kind here'.
Yo mama's so fat the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1.
Yo mama's so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk's monologue was "Spice, the final Frontier..."
Yo mama's so stupid that when the borg had to choose between assimilating her and a tree, they chose the tree.

Yo mama's so fat that if she were placed beside a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference.
Yo mama's so fat that she tried to fly through a temporal anomoly but she didn't fit.
Yo mama's so fat she makes Riker's belly look 3 atoms thick.
Yo mama's so fat that when she tried to captain a galaxy class they had to separate the saucer so she could fit.
Yo mama's so fat that she makes the USS Enterprise look like a micro machines racer.
Yo mama's so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!
Yo mama's so dumb that she tried to rent a car from The Enterprise.
Yo mama's so fat that Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife.
Yo mama's so ugly that the term 'bantha poodoo' wasn't used metaphorically with reference to her.
Yo mama's so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City.
Yo mama's so ugly that Dr. Evazan looks like a male supermodel next to her.
Yo mama's so fat that when she beams to a ship, the ship beams inside of her.
Yo mama's so such a ho that she slept with me... therefore, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Yo mama's so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she tried to call Santa to take him back to the north pole.
Yo mama's so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon.
Yo mama's so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her.
Yo mama's so ugly that she made doctor McCoy say "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Zoologist!"
Yo mama's so fat that she fell to the dark side and couldn't get back up.
Yo mama's so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star's reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet.
Yo mama's so fat that the Kaminoans couldn't use her as a host for clones since they couldn't pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood.
Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!
Yo mama's so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke.
Yo mama's so ugly that she's probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time.
Yo mama's so fat that her lack of balance caused her to stumble into an Utapau sinkhole.
Yo mama's so fat that she crushed Boga as soon as she mounted her.
Yo Mama's so fat, that in an attempt to beam her up, the ship ended up being pulled down to the surface.
Yo Mama's so ugly even Data would need special eye googles to look at her.
Yo mama's so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement!
Yo Mama's so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes.
Yo mama's so old even Guinan refers to her as "old bag".
Yo Mama's so fat that when she walks into a room the replicators stop working.
Yo Mama's so fat, Data feels strong emotions of disgust and self-terminates.
Yo Mama's so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!
Yo Mama's so fat she wears her own inertia dampener.
Yo Mama's so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made James T Kirk's penis go limp.
Yo Mama's so fat, she managed to contain a warp core breach.
Yo Mama's so fat, she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time.

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Top 10 Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe

10- In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, set on "stun."

9- The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit and a crew of twenty just to go into warp - The Millenium Falcon does the same thing with R2-D2, a Wookie, and a rusty ratchet.

8- After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader, Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable - After pithy Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7- One word: Lightsabers.

6- Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

5- The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

4- Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he encounters.

3- Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action.

2-The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named Slave I.

And The Number One Reasons Why Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe:

1- Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at one-quarter impulse power. Han Solo floors it.

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all”.
· Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
· You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
· At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
· You can easily describe the taste of an Wok.
· You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
· The worst part of spending time on Deborah is the dad gum skitters.
· Woolies are offended by your BO.
· You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have
to wait for a commercial.
· You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
· Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."
· You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to
get the barbecue grill to light up.
· You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
· You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
· You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through
the window.
· Although you had to kill him, you kind of thought that Jabber the Hut had a
pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
· You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
· You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.
· You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.
· If you hear, "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

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OMG!! emoticonemoticonemoticonemoticonemoticonemoticon

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bwahahaha!!!!

A man and his female friend woke up one morning to find an alien
spacecraft in their back yard. Being curious, the man and woman
went to welcome the visitors.
When the reached the spacecraft, a door slowly opened and
standing there were two aliens (a male and a female) who looked
just like humans except for minor differences. They found that
the aliens spoke perfect English so they invited them to come
inside for a drink.
After long discussions about the universe, the humans and the
aliens thought it would be interesting to have sex with one
another. So the female alien and the man went back to the ship,
while the male alien and the woman stayed in the house.
When the two in the house began to undress, the woman noticed,
to her disappointment, that the visitor had a very small penis.
Realising that the woman was distressed, the alien said "Don't
worry, I'm not ready yet," and pushing his nose, his penis grew
ten inches long. The woman was still not happy as the
circumference was no bigger then that of a pencil. But again the
alien told her not to worry and pulling his ears his penis grew
thicker. After, the alien and woman made amazing love that they
thouroughly enjoyed.
When the aliens had left the man and woman got to talking-
"How was it?" asked the man.
"Great!" said the woman, "How about you?"
"It was wierd," replied the man, "she kept on pushing my nose
and pulling my ears the entire time."

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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. "What's the matter?" asked his friend. "It's a very popular place," replied the first alien. "It's full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs."

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A Klingon, a Ferengi and a Borg all walk into a bar.
The barman looks at them and says... "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !

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A blonde at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The blonde noticed the letters ''U.F.O.'' printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ''Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?'' The alien answered, ''No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!''

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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

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Somehow, I think this really is the most appropriate thread for this tidbit...

William Shatner Turns 80 tv.yahoo.com/blog/william-shatner-turns-80
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Two aliens, Zathar and Caad, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.

They approached the gas pumps and Zathar said to it "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. "

The gas pump, of course, did not respond.

Zathar repeated the greeting and there was still no response.

Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pump's haughty attitude, Zathar drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. Why do you dare ignore us this way? Take us to your leader now, or I will be forced to fire upon you."

Caad began to warn his comrade, "No, you must not anger him................", but ...before he could finish his warning Zathar fired upon the gas pump.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap.

When they finally regained consciousness (aliens have tough skin) Zathar turned to Caad and said "What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you determine it to be so dangerous?"

Caad answered, "If there is one thing I have learned in my travels throughout the galaxy, it is that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, don't mess with him."


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Keep em coming folks! And oh, we're not really Politically Correct on this Ship, so you get post *whatever* jokes you wish!

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The conversion table was hilarious.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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Do radioactive cats have 18 half lives?

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Engineers' Conversion Table...Interesting!

This is pretty heavy scientific stuff...converting units:

1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2. 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond

5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong

7. 16.5 feet in theTwilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon

9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower

11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone

14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles

15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

16. 2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

17. 52 cards = 1 decacards

18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton

19. 1,000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

22. 10 rations = 1 decoration

23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration

24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms

26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

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Ewwwww....
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Ba Dum! emoticon Hey we *thrive* on corny here!

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OK, old and corny but what does the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
....................................................

......................................................They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

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Night Of The Living Trekkies –
Truly hilarious send up of mixing Star Trek with zombies...


www.sfx.co.uk/2010/09/01/book-review-night
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In honor of the Perseids...

The Meteor Crater

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system.

"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, which is a major tourist attraction in northern Arizona. It was formed when a lump of nickel and iron, roughly 150 feet in diameter and weighing 300,000 tons struck the earth at about 40,000 miles an hour, scattering white-hot debris for miles in every direction. The hole measures nearly a mile across and is 570 feet deep."

From the cabin, a blonde passenger was heard to exclaim, "Wow! It just missed the highway!"

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OK, enuff corny jokes... here's a great vid that explains why we couldn't have faked the Moon Landings... it's only about 2 minutes, but is great!

www.universetoday.com/2010/07/27/why-the-m
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Q: What do you call an alien starship that drips water?
A: A crying saucer !

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Q: Where does Dr Who buy his cheese?
A: At a dalek-atessen !

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Q: Where do Martians drink beer ?
A: At a mars bar !

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Lt Faye sent this to me, and I had to pass it on:
Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better...
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Attention Crew; as per Starfleet Directive, I am establishing a Joke Thread. This is in order to bring us in compliance with Regs that state that as Captain, it is within my purview (whatever *that* means) to maintain good Shipboard morale.

Thus, if you find *any* fun jokes, doesn't hafta be SciFi, or Fantasy... just fun, post 'em in here!

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