A Packer fan, a Viking
fan and a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia , sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere
possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible
crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to
However, with the help of very
good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life
imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their
trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing
for their pun ishment , the Sheik suddenly said, "It' s my first wife's birthday
today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your
The Viking fan
was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while
and then said, "Please
tie a pillow to my back." This was
done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The
Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the
punishment was done.
The Packer fan
was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth b y himself), and after watching
th e scene, said "All Right! Please fix two
pillows on my back. ?But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the
whip went through again, sending the Packer fan out crying like a little
The Bear fan was
the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say
anything, the Sheik turned
to him and said, "You support the
greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best and most loyal
football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal
highness," the Bear fan replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish
is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave,"
the Sheik says with an admiring look on
his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second
wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.
"Tie the Packer fan to my
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