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Very cute! Thanks for the chuckle!
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There is a funny movie called "DOOR TO DOOR" which is well worth seeing. IT is about a handicapped Watkin's Salesman. He tells this joke:
The Traveling Salesmen went to the farmer's house and saw a Pig with a wooden hind leg. He asked the farmer, "WHY does that pig have a wooden leg." He says, "Oh, that Pig is special as he noticed our house was on fire, and came indoor and woke us up and saved all of our lives!" Well, that still doesn't answer WHY does he have a wooden leg. And the Farmer replied, "Why, heck, you just can't eat a pig like that all at once!"
Let's see if I can think of anything funny. (I'm having a stressful day, so I NEED this too!)
My older sister is not a "strong" person, like I am. She is very thin, has some heart troubles, and stuff like that. So a few years ago when her first granddaughter was very little, my sister used to say to her "I'm weak as a worm". It was her way of just saying she needed to rest or couldn't do something Lexi was asking her to do. So day in and day out, Nana (my sister) used to always say "I'm weak as a worm". So one day, our darling Lexi was playing outside and we find her standing on the sidewalk and looking down and saying "YOU'RE WEAK!" She was talking to a worm!!! It was quite adorable!!!
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I thought everyone needs a good laugh now and again when life gives you silly stuff to think about.
Like today for example, true story.
I'm pushing the mail cart today. I usually have to ride several elevators to get to different floors because of the this cart. So I get into an elevator and it shakes a little bit before it takes me to my floor and the first thing that pops in my head is:
"OK, I know for a fact this elevator can handle 3 tons. I don't weight THAT much."
Turns out the elevator is fine, but it made me smile today. Hope it brought a smile to yours.
Anyone else have a ha ha for today?