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8/1/08 1:17 P

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Actually, that's what makes gravity work--it sucks!

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8/1/08 12:33 A

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Let's face it. I think we can all agree that gravity is a bitch...

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8/1/08 12:12 A

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Gravity is always much stronger when you are on a hard surface than a soft one - that's why it hurts so much more when you tear your ^%^*& knee open on a sidewalk after gravity forces you to step on your own toes.

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7/28/08 7:01 P

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Actually, I'll have to disagree there. I find that when gravity seems stronger than normal, it's because I'm not yet fully awake...

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7/28/08 1:49 P

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*lalalalalala* - let's sing, boys and girls and others!

Uh... I hate Mondays!
Uuh... I feel so sick!
Uuuh... See me running!
Uuuuh... I'll never come back!

When I woke up early in the morning
First I smelled my awful breath right in the air
I need to get up and drive to work now,
all the way down to old Riverside Square

Uh... I hate Mondays!
Uuh... I feel so sick!
Uuuh... See me running!
Uuuuh... I'll never come back!

All along the pond they call a river
With all that crowded traffic at the side
I know that it won't get any better
I'm driving home the same way tonight

Uh... I hate Mondays
Uuh... I feel so sick
Uuuh... See me running
Uuuuh... I'll never come back

It is almost lunch time at a monday
the cafeteria's special surely smells like crap
I'm still crying out loud 'Mayday'
but noone near will hear that old chap

Uh... I hate Mondays!
Uuh... I feel so sick!
Uuuh... See me running!
Uuuuh... I'll never come back!

There´s no need to stay a little bit longer
There´s no reason to work late tonight
Tomorrow surely I will feel much stronger
Tomorrow I'll return to this sad sight

Uh... I hate Mondays!
Uuh... I feel so sick!
Uuuh... See me running!
Uuuuh... I'll never come back!


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ELSIE_BEE's Photo ELSIE_BEE Posts: 3,924
7/27/08 4:55 P

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And have you ever noticed that gravity seems to be stronger on some days? Mondays gravity is really, really strong.

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7/27/08 4:24 P

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I'm surprised to hear myself say this, but I know how you feel. Texturally, I can be all over the place...

RICHTER_83's Photo RICHTER_83 Posts: 267
7/27/08 1:22 A

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Normally I feel like a ball made out of plastic. Everything on me bounces when I move.

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7/27/08 1:18 A

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Sometimes I feel nerf-like. Other times I feel like sandstone. I've even had tennis ball days.

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7/27/08 1:10 A

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Not really. All blood, bones, a couple of organs, and about 200g of brain.

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7/26/08 9:36 A

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Dunno. Are you made of Nerf material? I could launch you a good way, if so.

RICHTER_83's Photo RICHTER_83 Posts: 267
7/25/08 11:29 P

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And I can fly!

(How far can you throw me?)

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7/25/08 2:08 P

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Uh, I were joshin' witchoo, good Blackfalcon. But you knew that.

I can turn invisible, but only when no one's around to see me do it...

RICHTER_83's Photo RICHTER_83 Posts: 267
7/24/08 1:31 P

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Not really, skepchic...

Religion is often described as a communal system for the coherence of belief focusing on a system of thought, unseen being, person, or object, that is considered to be supernatural, sacred, divine, or of the highest truth.

Since I am neither invisible, nor supernatual, nor sacred or divine or of the highest truth, it is an illogical assumption to say that I am my own religion.

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7/24/08 2:44 A

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The thing about prayers is, the effect of prayer is statistically indistinguishable from the effects of doing nothing whatsoever. Which makes it pretty apparent to me that it's a waste of time.

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7/23/08 8:14 P

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...so you're your own religion?

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7/22/08 11:15 P

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Prayers? Pah! Kid's games. Like asking a computer to develop human feelings!

A waste of time, that's what it is...

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7/22/08 11:08 P

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As long as you don't come here and force your prayers on me, you can be whatever you want. BlackFalcon is a good thing to be.

Welcome.

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7/22/08 4:28 P

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I don't really know how to describe myself. What am I?

Am I Christian? Although the idea of the bible is compelling, I don't like the way christians think about themselves as superior to everybody else. This is my conception about christianity, you are free to argue with me about it or not.

Am I Agnostic? Can you prove that I am? I don't know. Apparently agnostic means that I am open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced by it. That could possibly describe me, but then again there are some things I believe that don't necessarily need to be proven.

Am I an Atheist? Well, I could be, but I don't think so. There are some things, no matter if you consider them godly or not, that I believe unseen.

Fact is: To all three questions, the answer is most likely no.

So what am I?

I am BlackFalcon.

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