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ELSIE_BEE
Posts: 3,906 8/1/08 1:17 P
Actually, that's what makes gravity work--it sucks!
Bee
Embrace The Suck.
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 8/1/08 12:33 A
Let's face it. I think we can all agree that gravity is a bitch...
BUNRAB
SparkPoints: (15,506)
Fitness Minutes: (25) Posts: 2,218 8/1/08 12:12 A
Gravity is always much stronger when you are on a hard surface than a soft one - that's why it hurts so much more when you tear your ^%^*& knee open on a sidewalk after gravity forces you to step on your own toes.
------- Kelly ------- On the internet, nobody knows your socks don't match.
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SKEPCHICK
Posts: 2,552 7/28/08 7:01 P
Actually, I'll have to disagree there. I find that when gravity seems stronger than normal, it's because I'm not yet fully awake...
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 7/28/08 1:49 P
*lalalalalala* - let's sing, boys and girls and others!
Uh... I hate Mondays! Uuh... I feel so sick! Uuuh... See me running! Uuuuh... I'll never come back!
When I woke up early in the morning First I smelled my awful breath right in the air I need to get up and drive to work now, all the way down to old Riverside Square
Uh... I hate Mondays! Uuh... I feel so sick! Uuuh... See me running! Uuuuh... I'll never come back!
All along the pond they call a river With all that crowded traffic at the side I know that it won't get any better I'm driving home the same way tonight
Uh... I hate Mondays Uuh... I feel so sick Uuuh... See me running Uuuuh... I'll never come back
It is almost lunch time at a monday the cafeteria's special surely smells like crap I'm still crying out loud 'Mayday' but noone near will hear that old chap
Uh... I hate Mondays! Uuh... I feel so sick! Uuuh... See me running! Uuuuh... I'll never come back!
There´s no need to stay a little bit longer There´s no reason to work late tonight Tomorrow surely I will feel much stronger Tomorrow I'll return to this sad sight
Uh... I hate Mondays! Uuh... I feel so sick! Uuuh... See me running! Uuuuh... I'll never come back!
Edited by: RICHTER_83 at: 7/28/2008 (13:57)
ELSIE_BEE
Posts: 3,906 7/27/08 4:55 P
And have you ever noticed that gravity seems to be stronger on some days? Mondays gravity is really, really strong.
Bee
Embrace The Suck.
SKEPCHICK
Posts: 2,552 7/27/08 4:24 P
I'm surprised to hear myself say this, but I know how you feel. Texturally, I can be all over the place...
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 7/27/08 1:22 A
Normally I feel like a ball made out of plastic. Everything on me bounces when I move.
ELSIE_BEE
Posts: 3,906 7/27/08 1:18 A
Sometimes I feel nerf-like. Other times I feel like sandstone. I've even had tennis ball days.
Bee
Embrace The Suck.
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 7/27/08 1:10 A
Not really. All blood, bones, a couple of organs, and about 200g of brain.
SKEPCHICK
Posts: 2,552 7/26/08 9:36 A
Dunno. Are you made of Nerf material? I could launch you a good way, if so.
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 7/25/08 11:29 P
And I can fly!
(How far can you throw me?)
SKEPCHICK
Posts: 2,552 7/25/08 2:08 P
Uh, I were joshin' witchoo, good Blackfalcon. But you knew that.
I can turn invisible, but only when no one's around to see me do it...
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 7/24/08 1:31 P
Not really, skepchic...
Religion is often described as a communal system for the coherence of belief focusing on a system of thought, unseen being, person, or object, that is considered to be supernatural, sacred, divine, or of the highest truth.
Since I am neither invisible, nor supernatual, nor sacred or divine or of the highest truth, it is an illogical assumption to say that I am my own religion.
BUNRAB
SparkPoints: (15,506)
Fitness Minutes: (25) Posts: 2,218 7/24/08 2:44 A
The thing about prayers is, the effect of prayer is statistically indistinguishable from the effects of doing nothing whatsoever. Which makes it pretty apparent to me that it's a waste of time.
------- Kelly ------- On the internet, nobody knows your socks don't match.
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SKEPCHICK
Posts: 2,552 7/23/08 8:14 P
...so you're your own religion?
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 7/22/08 11:15 P
Prayers? Pah! Kid's games. Like asking a computer to develop human feelings!
A waste of time, that's what it is...
ELSIE_BEE
Posts: 3,906 7/22/08 11:08 P
As long as you don't come here and force your prayers on me, you can be whatever you want. BlackFalcon is a good thing to be.
Welcome.
Bee
Embrace The Suck.
RICHTER_83
Posts: 267 7/22/08 4:28 P
I don't really know how to describe myself. What am I?
Am I Christian? Although the idea of the bible is compelling, I don't like the way christians think about themselves as superior to everybody else. This is my conception about christianity, you are free to argue with me about it or not.
Am I Agnostic? Can you prove that I am? I don't know. Apparently agnostic means that I am open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced by it. That could possibly describe me, but then again there are some things I believe that don't necessarily need to be proven.
Am I an Atheist? Well, I could be, but I don't think so. There are some things, no matter if you consider them godly or not, that I believe unseen.
Fact is: To all three questions, the answer is most likely no.
So what am I?
I am BlackFalcon.
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