There in the valley of Sweet n Low lived the pudgy warrior people. They lazed about having sunny days of cinnamon buns and nacho cheese dreams. They lived off of pies, cakes, and ice cream oh my.
They loved visiting foreign lands of Applebees, Ruth Chris and other varied countries. They were round smiley face people much like Santa in shape. They lived a happy life.
Suddenly out of nowhere appreared Killian Michaels, the wicked witch of the Shred! She had previously wreaked havoc on the country Bigaloo. The people were massive in size but were whittled down by Killians torture. We have no idea where they reside anymore as they disappeared off the map.
Before the appearance of Killian, the people of the Valley of Sweet n Low were happy. They were so happy that they considered dancing but that was too much work so they just smiled
and waved instead. They sat along, minding their business, passing the time feasting while platters of pork, beef, and sweets were passed around.
In blows a terrible gust of energy. It was Killian and her wicked shred! She brought along her friends, R-30, Fast BoxerK, Hot Yogana, the twins BFBM & NMTZ, and many other wicked friends.
She tortured the pudgy warrior people for 30 days straight with her shredding staff. They cursed her, and yelled for help from the heavens. The Pudgy Warrior people reached for their sweets for comfort, she and her friends worked them harder for their indulgence. They yelled as they became leaner, as their guts changed from rotund to slightly tubby.
Oh how they cursed the pint size bag of terror.
They became fearful of their old friends like Ronald McDonald and the Colonel
…they knew that Killian had no love for them. She oppressed their fat, made their abs yell in protest, their big rumps yell for comfort…did I mention that the Pudgy warrior people wished that a house would land on her! She laughed in their faces and promised to make their body parts smoke like sausage, she didn’t lie. She said that she would show up to their houses for one on one torture and unmitigated pain! The reward of being free from Killian was for the Pudgy warrior people to learn to battle was to become healthy or die trying. Still the people of the Valley of Sweet n Low still were resistant to this but trying it her way to get free!
Killian has made them all her slaves and she uses other torture devices such as bikes, running, swimming, skating to make them bend to her will. They haven’t broken free of her grasp. Some have been converted into Killianmites…she rewards them with more torture
. The valley of Sweet n Low has been renamed to the valley of Ripped & Shredded! The pudgy warrior people are now known as the Mighty Rubber Duckies
…fighting to free themselves from the bane of the pudge! What will you add to the story? Will you remain fear of the shred or live in the clutches of the pudge? It’s your choice but we, the Mighty Rubber Duckies
ask that you join us in our quest to fight the pudge and Killian…who says we only have 1 evil one to fight! We are Mighty because we fight Killian and never give up or in and we are Rubbers Duckies
because we are resistant to pudge, cheerful and and we float when we fight!
I, 1Peacebunny, pledge to battle Killian on a consistent basis until I can beat her or join her happily in healthy paradise by her methods and any additional ones I find…this I vow! New members repeat!
Edited by: 1PEACEBUNNY at: 7/9/2012 (16:33)
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| Pounds lost: 10.0