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12/19/08 9:21 A

Are you serious? LOL

WEll, thank you for clarifying. next one... What is snipe hunting? LOL

Sorry guys, but my English, it seems, is still very formal... I am learning though...

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12/19/08 7:35 A

Willam, cow tipping is when you go out late at night and find a cow sleeping standing up and then just push it over. ( if you have ever seen the movie Cars that is what they are doing when they go tractor tipping0 A lot of city folk believe that is what all rural kids to for entertainment, but personally I prefer snipe hunting.

(don't tell the city folk, but you can't really tip a cow like that besides most don't sleep standing up)

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12/19/08 1:41 A

Colorado:

You know you're in the presence of a real Coloradan, when you see him carry his $3000 mountain bike on top of his $ 500 car.

Connecticut

What's the difference between Massachusetts and Connecticut? The Kennedy's don't own Connecticut

Delaware

A DuPont chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks: "do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" "You mean Aspirin?" the Pharmacists asks
"That's it! I can never remember that word!"


Georgia

You know you're in georgia when all directions start with "go down the Peachtree...... and include the phrase " when you see the Waffle House"


to be continued.....

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12/18/08 1:19 P

D1A4M: That could also be said about Tennessee..well, except for driving through Amish country. ;P

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12/18/08 12:39 P

OK. Now I have to ask.. What is cow tipping?

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12/18/08 12:35 P

You Know your from Indiana when

You've never met any celebrities.

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

"Vacation" means driving through Amish Country or going to the State Fair.

You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

You measure distance in minutes.

You know several people who have hit a deer.

You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Terre Haute."

You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "Who are you gonna go with?"

You consider being called a "Pork Queen" an honor.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

You know what "cow tipping" is.

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12/17/08 11:50 P

I like the Alabama one, very funny....

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12/17/08 6:27 P

CALIFORNIA ( my favorite)

The Los Angeles Police Department, the FBI and the CIA want to see who's best at catching perps. So a rabbit is released into the forest,and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants all over the place, they question all plants and mineral witnesses. After month of extensive investigation, they conclude, rabbits don't exist.
The FBI goes in. After 2 weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit.
The LAPD goes in. They come out 2 hours later, dragging a bruised Mountain Lion behind them. Mountain lion is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit, I admit it!"

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12/17/08 6:22 P

It's so hot in ARIZONA, cows give evaporated milk and trees whistle for dogs.


An ALASKAN was on trial. Prosecutor asks: Where were you the night of October - April?

An ARKANSAS state trooper pulls over a speeding driver. "Got any ID?" he asks the driver, who replies "bout what?"



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12/17/08 6:19 P

We need some fun! So since we all come from all over the States, there should be something for everybody here....

ALABAMA:
When a visitor in a town in Alabama spotted a dog attacking a little boy, he grabbed the animal and killed it with his bare hands. A reporter saw the incident and told the man, next days headline in the paper would read "Valiant Local Man saves Child by killing Vicious animal"
"I'm not from this town" says the hero. Well, the reporter says, then it will read "Alabama man saves Child by killing dog"
Man says: "I'm actually from New York". In that case, the reporter grumbles, it will be "Yankee Kills Family pet"

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