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I can see it now...the new butt-shaped aquarium stone!

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emoticon a true ROFLMAO at that!

How sweet... he was givin' you the whirlpool treatment... *gags*


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7/8/08 12:32 A

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sorry, gotta tell this. when i was a little kid, maybe 9 i was at the pool with my aunt. this older woman was sitting on the side of the pool with her feet dangling in and her legs spread. i saw a bunch of what i thought were black strings poking out the sides of her bathing suit bottom. naturally i called a friend over to help investigate this odd occurence. that's when the woman realized we were staring between her legs and why and the look on my aunts face when the woman was explaining it to her, oh yeah. but hey that wasn't all my fault.emoticon

the next thing, back when i first started dating my fiance we were having a 'sexy bath' together and i was sitting between his legs with him rubbing my back. we're joking around and all of a sudden i feel a huge fart bubbling up my back. i was in shock, i wanted to scream and runaway but i didnt want to embarass him so i sat there thinking of how to pretend i didn't notice and he starts laughing and the farts start rollin out to his laughter pulsating up my back. that's when i jumped out called him nasty and started laughting too. I WILL NEVER LET HIM LIVE THAT DOWN. like when he complains cuz i let one go, all i gotta do is say "Well at least I didn't send it bubbling up your back and then sit there laughing"emoticon

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not sure if it's the most but definately one of the top!!! when i was in school, we had this car where the passenger door wouldn't open....at all. i never wore dresses as a rule but on this one day unfortunately i decided to fix myself up to hopefully get asked to the dance by this guy. so anyways, getting dropped off in the car line in front of the school and the hot guy i was trying to impress....crawling out of the window(which to me was just normal by that point) wouldn't you know it.... you can see where this is going right? dress gets snagged on something, what? i dont know. i do know that i defiantely got the cute boys attention tho, everybody's really cuz i stood there for a good ten seconds flashing the hell out of everyone desperately trying to untangle my dress. my friends thought it was hysterical, they were too busy laughing to assist me ofcourse. so there ya goemoticon

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7/3/08 2:33 P

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Grocery stores seem to be a good spot for embarrassing moments. Years ago, when my daughter was barely over 2 years old, we were at the Safeway after work picking up some essentials. As we passed the wine aisles, she pulled the binky out of her mouth and chirped in that piercingly loud toddler voice "Look! Mommy juice!" just as my boss rounded the corner from the other direction.

A couple of years later she told the cashier that mommy took a lot of candy off the shelf and didn't pay for it--apparently she did not grasp the concept of paying on the way out of the store and thought I was stealing the Halloween candy. I don't think I ever went through that checker's line again!

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This wasn't really embarrassing--more of a geek/nerd test that I passed with flying colors! One day each month I take a day off and work on my novel (yeah, it's taken me 10 years to finish the darn thing). Since I'm severely unmotivated at home, I generally find a coffee shop in downtown Seattle to work in. A couple months ago, I had packed up my laptop and was walking to meet my husband for lunch when I tripped--over nothing. One minute I'm up, the next I'm on my back staring at the homeless guy with the braided beard. As people rush over to see that I'm all right (I actually caught air), I roll over, pull my laptop out and turn it on. I had to keep telling people to hold on while I made sure that nothing was damaged. Several minutes later (after everyone gave up in disgust) I limped the rest of the way to my husband's office.

And then there was the time my son, 4-years-old at the time, farted in the grocery line and asked loudly "Mom! Did you just fart?"

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7/1/08 2:16 P

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NOOOOOOOO! I always swore that I wouldn't wear a swimsuit with "THE SKIRT" it only confirms that I'm fat. When I was a kid the "fat ladies" that wore those bathing suits always looked like little circus bears.

I just wear a rhinestone thong.hahahaha eeewwww, I just got a mental picture.

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Unfortunately the swimsuit I have does have the little skirt but it's not for hiding the thighs. I use a towel for that. lolololol

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Please say it ain't so, not the skirt!!! The skirt is just an illusion, it does not hide your thighs. Stay away from the skirt.

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Becks ~ lololololololol

Summer ~ I wouldn’t have even gone back out there with the shorts on. I’m REAL self conscious about my body in a swimsuit, even a one piece with the little skirt.


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7/1/08 7:35 A

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Good stories, great laughsemoticon Alright its my turn to tell a story.

When I was 18 my friend and I went to a water park, we were super excited because it was the first water park in Denver. I felt so grown up, just turning 18 and graduated from HS, lots of freedom. I wanted a new bathing suit, you know an adult suit. My mother, who was in her 40's and had a very nice figure, told me I could borrow hers. My mother never swam, just tanned and wore it around the backyard. I was thrilled, it was a sexy one piece, no straps just a tie around your neck and the bottom part was high cut. Sooooo, we went to the water park and we were swimming around in the big wave pool. Everytime we got out guys would stare at us(this is in the day when I had a skinny, sexy body) not just guys our age but some older guys and no I dont mean dad or grandpa old. Oh did I feel hot and loving the attention, gave me quite the self confidence boost. WELL, imagine my horror when I noticed some of them were looking at my crotch and laughing. So naturally I looked down and low and behold you could see the outline of my hair through the suit, apparently the extra panel/covering was very sheer and shaving was not the thing back then. I was horrified, I ran to the bathroom, my friend followed me, she had no idea. We had only been there a few hours and hadnt experienced the rides. When I told her she asked if she should kick some a$$, trying to make the situation better. We both wore our shorts over our suits, her idea so I wouldnt feel worse and we had the best day. I was too embarrassed to tell my mother what happened but I NEVER wore that stupid suit againemoticon My mother had that suit for years and would keep offering it to me, oh HECK no!!! I did buy my own the next day and made sure it had extra, extra panels emoticon

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6/21/08 6:05 P

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SOOOO...do you know the number for unemployment by heart? LOL


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The building that I work in has several plastic surgeons, I'm used to seeing plastic boobs all over the place, nothing special.

Today I see this really perky lady in a spaghetti strap blue dress walking around bouncing them like Kobe bounces a basketball. She just looked like she was really enjoying her new boobs. I tell the chiropractor that was treating her, yikes no wonder you need to work on her back, she looked like she was going to topple over. Who? he asked, I said the patient that just left the one with the huge perky boobs that looked like she was enjoying them to the max. That's not a patient, that's my sister-in-law!

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CHILLMAMA
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LOL...You sure are special. Otherwise you wouldn't be here. You could probably tell by what my dad said...I too have fallen UP stairs! Therefore..I relate!


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GRALLEN
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Hahaha, thanks Chillmama. I always knew I was special. hahaha

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OUCH....Poor girl!


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When I was in the ninth grade, this boy I had a crush on lived right behind me. I would often find reasons to meander by his house. One day his dog was outside and I started playing with it. The dog was really excited and knocked me into a ditch. While I'm in the ditch floundering around, trying to get up, the dog becomes a little sexually excited, if you know what I mean. As I get myself up and get the dog off of me, I look up and see my crush standing there. I never walked by his place again.


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CHILLMAMA
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My dad used to say.."anyone can fall downstairs..but, it takes a special kind of person to FALL UPSTAIRS!" I'm not laughing at you...I'm laughing WITH you!


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Ok, here’s one for ya.

Last night DH and I went out to eat at a bar and grill. As we walked in, we looked for a table to sit at. We saw some empty tables that were on the “stage”. To get up the stage there were, of course, some steps. Well the first step is a bit taller than the average step.

I clearly saw the steps and knew I needed to lift my foot to step on it but I didn’t lift my foot high enough so my foot ran into it thereby causing me to be trip upped.

I was a little embarrassed but refrained from looking around so as to appear that it didn’t bother me. Well of course DH laughed cuz that’s how he is.

We sat down and the waitress came over and took our drink order. We looked at the menus, decided what we wanted and when she came back with our drinks, we placed our order. I decided I needed to wash my hands because when I fell, my hand naturally went forward to catch myself and touched the floor. Ick.

So I go to wash my hands, walking down the steps with no incident of course and when I came back I thought “Ok, I KNOW the step is higher so I need to lift my foot higher”.

Well, guess what I did. My foot hit the step AGAIN and I tripped AGAIN. Aargh. Needless to say, I didn’t want to go back to the bathroom to wash my hands again for fear I would trip coming up those steps again. Luckily I had some hand sanitizer in my purse.


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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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I mean even the male peacock puffs it's feathers to impress the woman...what are WE doing wrong?..LOL


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GRALLEN
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I agree Chillmama.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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CHILLMAMA
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6/6/08 8:19 A

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Why is it that WE are always trying to impress men? Shouldn't it be the other way around?


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6/5/08 10:35 P

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Okay here goes, when i was in about 9th grade my friend and I were hanging out with a bunch of older guys from high school (my friends older brother's friends). They were all smoking and asked if I wanted a cig. I was like sure I smoke all the time...(I had never, in my life) they lit it up for me and I took the hugest drag..and subsequently coughed and choked but kept right on smoking, cig after cig..up until I felt sick and ran and threw up in the bushes. They guys called me Smokey until I graduated and moved away to college.


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CHILLMAMA
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LMAO...maybe we should introduce the 2 of them..sounds like a match made in heaven! They could be bad together..lol


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So funny about your little girl! My little Bug has trouble pronouncing the work "fork" correctly. You can imagine how it sounds... There's nothing like being in a restaurant or having dinner with your folks when your 2yo yells "I wanna a f*ck!"

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Ok...I have a couple...
When I was young, My father used to follow my mother and I around the grocery store and pretend he was Elvis (and he was really good at it), my mom was Pricilla and i was Lisa Marie! Which in itself was bad enough.. but one day we had the misfortune of being waited on by the guy I was head over heels for.. and dad just wouldn't stop! I was dying to say the least..and this boy found this hysterical! The following day at school...the boy brought me a peanut butter and banana sandwich and gave it to me in the middle of the cafeteria!..Thanks dad! needless to say, that certain boy and I dated for 4 years, and remain friends to this day!
The other one...
My beautiful little girl was 4 and had awful problems pronouncing her L's...see where this is going? Well...we had moved to N.C. and where going to a new church for the very first time. We walked in and low and behold..there was a huge CLOCK hanging in the front of the church...she hollers out..."Mommy, look at that HUGE C--K." Yup...I'm going to hell everyone!


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watching this young guy at the gym wednesday, preparing to do a huge lift. He puts his butt into it and has tight pants on and they rip when he bends down to do the first part of a dead lift lol.. His mates give him heaps and he was all red in the face and he looks around seeing a row of people with cheesy smiles on the step machines...everyone couldn't help not notice it he dropped the weights bar lol...

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my oldest son will always remember to wear sensible underwear to the emergency room.
he had his ankle in plaster and couldn't get his jeans back on, so the male nurse gives him a sheet to wrap around his waist.
he has trouble holding the crutches and the sheet and suddenly the sheet hits the floor.
he had great balls of fire written on his undies and he cracked the waiting room up. he looked at me as says don't even go there, I forgot I had them on...

"I shall shape my future. Whether I fail or succeed shall be no man's doing but my own. I am the force; I can clear any obstacle before me. Or I can be lost in the maze. My choice. My responsbility. Win or lose, only I hold the key to my destiny."
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Since I am new here I thought I'd just go ahead and get something out to begin with:

My most embarassing moment....(okay maybe not THE MOST EMBARASSING, but extremely funny and uncomfortable)

I was at a new gyno having an exam a few years ago. These moments are always very uncomfortable and some doctors try to make it more relaxing by shooting the sh*t and making conversation. Well, I'm laying down on the table and he starts to do the exam he asks, "So, what's the name of the band you sing in?"
At the time, I was a lead singer for a band called "VERTICAL SMILE." I about died from hysterical laughing........and so did he. He was very sorry to have asked that question at that very moment and so was I. emoticon

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This is not so much my embarrassing moment as the Vets.

When I first got one of our cats, until he got his name (Pussass) I just called him Pussy.

Anyway one day I got a letter from the vet (a computer run off) letting me know that my Pussy was due for its' check up.

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The vet didn't know where to look when I turned up and said that I was there to get my Pussy checked over.

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I don't get those letters any more (just as well, I'm not sure what they would be checking if they were looking at my Pussass!!)

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I don't know whether this applies:
When I was shopping in a large supermarket with my mother (86 years old) she was looking at something very intently and I came up behind her and gave her such a fright she dropped the F word.
I cracked up but she was mortified because she said it loud enough that half a dozen people stopped and shook their heads.
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Well... I actually have 2 of them. The first one was when I was in high school. My boyfriend, his sister and I were going to a baseball game. We had to park 4 blocks away from the stadium. I had a pair of capris on with a shirt tucked in (back in the day). When I was getting out of the car, my pocket got stuck on the seat belt. I didn't think much about it until we got down to the stadium and was walking around when a guy came up to me and said that my pants were split from top to bottom. I could have died!!!! There I was for all the world to see. The other story was many years later, I had just given birth and was back to bowling with my husband in a predominantly male league. I got up to throw my first ball and my nursing pad flew out of my shirt and half-way down the lane. I'll never forget the look of horror on my husband's face. LOL!!! emoticon

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I had one of those embarrassing moments where as a parent you want to sink into the floor...

My then 3 year old son had attended church with me one morning. And he was still having problems saying his Fs and sounding out his B & P

I know you THINK you know where this is going....
anyway he was readin a book on sea life, being really good in church.

We went to leave and as we did Father greeted us on our way out. He leaned down to speak to my son.
He asked how was church today for you.
Coop replied," i read a book on PISS and CRAP"
mind you he was not being serious...it was a book on Fish and Crab...sea life

but for the shear fact he choose to say that to FATHER i wanted to sink in the floor

but boy did I have the best laugh later that day thinking about it




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I REALLY don't want to get into the specific details here, but I'll give you the sequence of events:

1) The fam and I went to the In-Laws for Thanksgiving. Southern home-cooked food, VERY fattening. YUM, I might add...

2) I went prepared with my Alli in hand. Okay, not in my HAND, that's like announcing to the world, "HEY! LOOKIT ME, I'M FAT! YEAH! BUT THESE HERE ARE MY FAT PILLS SO I CAN EAT MORE FAT!!"

3) Key detail: TOOK TOO MANY ALLI PILLS AT ONCE.

In conclusion: You know all those warnings they give you, about the "loose bowels" and "anal leakage" that "may be uncontrollable"?? HEED THOSE WARNINGS.

I CAN NOT believe I just told you that!

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i have tons of embarassing moments. but i think th emost embarassing would be i was on crutches in high school annd i tripped? and my crutches basically broke? haha. right in front of the whole lunch room.

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the old woman who farted in yoga class, everything is dead quite and she ruffled the ole' rubber mat. i busted a gut trying not to laugh. immature i know but there is few things more embarrassing than cutting the cheese at inappropriate moment.

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Most embarassing moment over n over again:

I had swimming classes twice a week when I was a teen. In the 3 years I was going, my boobs must of popped out of my bra a dozen times. I was mortified each time. I changed bathing suit 5 times, nothing would do it. I was too all over the place i guess to hold in my swimsuit! It was horrible, by the end my coach had agreed to me wearing a tanktop over my swimsuit. No need to exaplain I had a special name on the team...


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We were spending the night at my mother-in-laws and a bunch of the family went out partying. My husband left the bar early and I remained with his sister and some others. I was trashed by the time I got dropped off at mommy dearest's house and stumbled through the dark to the bedrooms. I saw my daughter asleep in one bedroom so I went to the other spared bedroom, stripped down to my underwear and climbed in beside my husband. I woke up the next morning to discover it wasn't my husband I had gone to bed with. It was my brother-in-law and his fiance. The look on their faces was priceless!

Damn, maybe that wasn't my most embarrassing moment because who could blush when your laughing your ass off?!

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My most embarrassing moment had to have been, while on a family vacation with my mother, we had a little bit (alright A LOT) of wine and got to telling stories. My mom decided that it would be really funny to tell my husband and his family that I'd never met before (we were in London at their home when this happened) how when I was about 4 or 5 I would walk up to Japanese people and try to "speak Japanese" to them. Yeah, that was a proud moment to see the look of horror on their faces. I tried to explain that I was just in awe of Japanese culture at the time (I grew up in SF and we had a Japan Town) but they were very, very suspicious and my poor husband looked like he would die on the spot...

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I don’t think this is really my most embarrassing moment but last Saturday I fell and I was embarrassed.

Do you know how long it’s been since I fell? Well, I don’t remember the last time I fell so that’s how long it’s been.

Every Saturday, we go out for breakfast at this little “hole” in the wall place. We’d just had an ice storm hit Kansas City in the days prior. We pulled into a spot and as I was getting out I had a funny feeling I needed to keep hold of the door. Glad I did because as soon as my foot touched ice, off it went out in front of me. I landed on my bum and my ego went right down the street. Naturally everyone saw what happened.

As I lay there doing a systems check for broken bones my husband came around and asked if I was ok. I couldn’t get up. I literally couldn’t get up because I had no traction. He placed his hands in my armpits and lifted me like a rag doll. I went from a laying position to standing in seconds.

We went inside and I could tell by the look on everyone’s face they saw what happened. While I expected a couple of snickers, I felt a sense of concern from the faces of the other diners. This made me feel a little better and a little less embarrassed.

Moral of the story here; be very careful walking on ice.

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Parental rights, parental rights! I declare loud, decaliming of adoration as one of the best parental rights!
On the other hand- I do have 2 of the sexiest, brightest, most beautiful and wonderful children in the known universe- kind to their mother, loving to stray and lost animals, able to assist old ladies across the street in the wrong direction and still be thanked, total prodigies of a fantastic rearing...
super mom

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I'm almost 30! He shouldn't be able to do that anymore! *looking horrified*

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tinkerbell, it's what parents do. i do that to my kid as often as possible. and when he REALLY rubs me the wrong way, i call him by my favorite nickname.

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My dad has a knack for still embarrassing me. The other day I met him at the hardware store and he ran up, "Katrina! My precious, darling daughter!" while throwing his arms around me. Gah! What are you doing!?!!?!?!?

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mary, that is awesome. lol... i wish i was there. i'd throw plastic spoons and forks at his feet.

my embarrassing moment recently was trying to race my son in the joann etc parking lot. i don't know... something inside me welled up when he called me old and said he could beat me. of course, i was thinking 'i've been eating kashi, lifting weights, hitting the gym. you can't see me, kid'. so we get ready to take off. i start with my marion jones sprint and BAM! pulled a groin muscle. i was in the store holding and massaging my girl parts and people were looking at me like i had a disease. lol.

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Either that- or they'll know that if it's wrong, I won't get uptight about it, or be damned forever!

T Bone

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Mary that is awesome. I am in awe of you. I bet you made about 10 friends in Hardees that day and your food will always come out right as long as they know it's you forever and ever amen.

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ok tbone...you got me on the floor laughing...that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard...wish i'd of thought of it!!!

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Most embarressing moments-
My T Bone moment this month-
I'm at a Hardees awaiting my order- a guy comes in and starts raging that his order was short. He is getting louder, and more irrate, demanding to see the manager. Just puffing up, getting louder and more irrate, and angry- not just wanting the balance of his order, not, just- ooops, but angry that they could ever make this mistake, like mistakes should not be made, ever! Like, perfection IS required! Like, all staff should be fired if this happens RAGE.
SO, I fell down on my knees, salommed, crawled forward on my knees- called him the 'perfect master' I called out to all the people in Hardees that the master had arrived, that perfection was possible, and that he was here to show us the way, the way is possible, we should follow his footsteps, kiss this dirt that he had stood on, and cherish our moments in front of perfection!
Man, that was a truly perfect moment-
I loved it. It changed everything in that restaurant- of course he left in a huff- but everyone else there was chuckling, and giggling, and guffawing when I was done.
AHHH- sarcasim.
Joy.
T Bone

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