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hahaha, Hiya Royale T-Bone aka Mary !

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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I seem to be immune to embarrassing moments- for ME! However, the rest of the family will tell you I embarrass the hell out of them.
A favorite family story- my daughter went to a music club with her older brother & his girlfriend. She was 14, but I was cool with it cause her brother is 19, the girlfriend 18. My boy comes home, not feeling too good, at about 11:30. HE LEFT HIS SISTER AT FIRST AVE- mpls night club. I got out of bed in a fury, and drove to 1st Ave, and talked my way in to get my baby girl. I was walking around as a vengeful mother, yelling for my daughter.... in my bathrobe. Mind you, this is not your average terry bathrobe, or pretty little old mama bathrobe, nooooo, this is a glory to the mighty gold lame choir robe with full choir robe wings for arms. I am yelling for my girl, raising my arms, and yelling for my baby...
she did come out....
I STILL think I did the right thing. Showing up in a gold choir robe should teach them to not screw with their momma, right?
You WILL come when you are called....
snort, giggle, yes, it's a very scary image to a high schooler....
Royale T. Bone/aka Mary

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I can't think of one right now. But I finally stop laughing and crying at these I'll jump right in!

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*sigh* I had to get shots today for work. They hurted. :(

However, my embarrassment came when I was getting the shots. He had this trey out and when he 'shot' me, I jumped and everything on the trey went flying! Oy. And there were cute military men in the waiting room too. :(

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Hmmm...so this past weekend while traveling from one store to another I knocked out on the train because i was really really tired...


next thing i know i wake up...i'm drooling all over myself...and there's this woman just staring at me.....

normally i'd be embarrased..but i was so tired that i just stared at her for a second...she looked away...and i went right back to sleep....

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AZB0307 ~ hahahaha

Gail

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10/30/07 5:45 P

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HAHAHA

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

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Let's see, where do I start....

Lately, my most embarrassing moment happened a couple of weekends ago when we were on a road trip. On the way back, we decided to stop at the quick stop for gas and a bathroom break. I did not realize, until my hubby was taking it out of my pants, that I had almost a whole roll of toilet paper hanging out my bottoms and dragging across the floor.
The sad part is that this is not the first time it has happened to me!!!!

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Russ...lol. He was fine with it until last year. *blush* We were at wrestling practice and I said, 'Come on Jor-Bear.' and he glared at me, "Don't call me that in front of the guys." Dude. He was 7!!! *blinks*

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10/30/07 2:36 P

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Me too, bless small Russ!

~Jacky~

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.

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lol @ jug of wine. I got a visual on that one. lol

Gail

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Tink, Call your son Jor Bear all you want but not near his buddies. Immediate loss of anything that's cool about him with his peers.

And Tam, it wasn't Boo.

Deep down it might have been payback for embarassing her years ago in the store. My mom would take me grocery shopping and every time she'd go she'd pick up some wine. One day I thought I'd be helpful so I went and go the wine for her. How was I to know a 3 year old shouldn't be walking in the store dragging a jug of wine screaming "Momma. I picked up your wine for you!" in the store? Funny, she didn't drink much after that...

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SOO many embarassing moments have to do with sh*t; it makes me wonder why we're all so embarassed about stuff like that, since it seems to happen to everyone at some time! LOL I've been fortunate so far on that one, but only by chance and certainly I don't think I'm in the clear. I have friends with their own stories but I won't share them here since that's THEIR story to tell!

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If something didnít turn out just right, I moved around it and adapted. I didnít let one step back stop me from moving forward."


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~Jacky~

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.

(Thank you Jimmy Carr!)



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OMG Toast and Sly. I don't think I have anything that can top that.

Susan ~ drunken horny sister. bwahahahaha

Booba ~ good way to keep him in check.

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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10/29/07 8:38 A

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Eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww ! LMFAO@Sly and Toasty!

~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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Eeeew, horrible.

I had a similar one.

I already had the sh!ts when I decided to go for a drink of the alcoholic kind.

Not a good move!

One sh!tty pair of underwear later I found myself in the loo at my local pub wondering what to do with the offending article.

I flushed them down the toilet.

A few days later I was recovered and re-visited my friendly local - to find the landlord complaining about having to get the drain cleaners in to unblock their drains in the ladies toilets. And I quote "some sad person had flushed away a pair of panties"

After trying in vain to change the subject I ended up agreeing that were some sick people around!!!!!

~Jacky~

It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.

I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.

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ok...so i guess it's my go...


there was this one time when me and my cousins were 'mountain climbing' in Canada...
..on our way down i really needed to take a sh!t ...and i couldn't hold it...and do i did...had no toilet paper...so i used some leaves...didn't work...so i had to climb the rest of the way down with sh!ty leaves in my as$...

...when we finally got down we went to this restaurant and i went straight into the bathroom...and spent over an hour and 3 rolls of tolilet paper trying to clean the mess...


all in all I left the restaurant without eating...without my boxers...and the bathroom's toilet was clooged, covered in sh!t...and a sh!tty a$s pair of boxers on the sink...

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ROTFLMAO@Booba !

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I was 8 months pregnant and STILL had not farted in front of my husband (I know pathetic) anyhoo I felt one building up in the old chamber I knew it was going to be loud enough to part the hair of a leprechaun and I knew that hubby would tell his family that I had farted (by then it had become quite joke that I had not done it) so I politely asked hubby if he could check the seems of my underwear as they were causing discomfort so I bent over the bed and as his head came near I reached behind grabbed his head held it and farted right in his face. HE WAS NOT IMPRESSED and was yelling at me while rolled around the floor laughing. Then he realised that I had actually done it. I farted in front of him. We were at dinner a few nights later at his families house where he gleefully told his brothers that I farted and when I walked in on the brothers laughing I said to Hubby yes I farted but did you tell them WHERE i farted and ever so quietly said "In my face" I stood there in the doorway and smirked.
SUFFER

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DARK_KITTY's Photo DARK_KITTY Posts: 16,387
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OMG...I am busted ! LMAO...I couldnt think of anything that was safe to share here so I stole it :)


its still funny though , LMAO !


ok...I will think up something safe to share that REALLY happened to me :)


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OMG, Susan. I think that's the winner, right there. Anything that happens to you when you're in high school is THE most embarassing thing, because you're so vulnerable those years! Slutty sisters are always good for a laugh, unless they're YOURS.

Hey, Gingersnap! I read that story in a Parenting Magazine. That wasn't really YOU, was it???

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If something didnít turn out just right, I moved around it and adapted. I didnít let one step back stop me from moving forward."


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9th grade. Playing basketball at a school so poor it made ours look super-rich. I got my foot caught in the 4-inch crack that ran the length of the court. landed on my face, but my foot was stuck -- *ss in the air!

12th grade. Couldn't play anymore (doctors wouldn't pass my physical after 9th grade...) so, WATCHing basketball. My sister (2.5 yrs older) shows up. At my school, where she was NEVER a student. Drunk. Horny... tried to get my PRINCIPAL to take her to his truck. God!

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No ...

Edited by: DARK_KITTY at: 10/27/2007 (09:19)
~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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I can just see that bank in dead silence. I bet you're face pretty much went red right about then

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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by a mad woman; only the wisest survive when attacked by a mad notion.
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Tink ~ I would have been mortified if my mother had done that.

Ooohh Becadcox ~ itís always good to have plenty of ammunition. Weíll be anxious to hear how he does in the future knowing what youíll do.

Toasty ~ Ha, that will teach ya. lmao

Lynn ~ ROFLMAO. OMG, that is such a classic. So far, I think that is the winning story but weíll see what everyone else comes up with.

Gail

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter."


Stolen from a website...this did not really happen to me but I thought it was funny as hell !


Thanks Becca...you taught me a lesson...do not steal :)


Edited by: DARK_KITTY at: 10/27/2007 (09:18)
~ Lynn AKA Kitty AKA ~ Ginger~

So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed.


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HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! I don't who to be more embarrassed for; you, the friend, or your son!!!! Did you get a phone call from an irate mother??? LOL!!! That is bloody hilarious!!!

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Aaah, schoolmates!! My son and I lived in an appartment in a block, so the front door looked out onto a hallway, which was usually empty.
I went to have a bath as my son went out and I told him to remember his key as I wouldn't be letting him in if I was still in the bath.
Needless to say he forgot and knocked on the front door to be let in.
I thought it would teach him alesson if I appeared at the door naked and dripping so swung the door open angrily.........to find him and his bessy mate standing there - I think I died at that point!!!!!

Didn't see that friend again either!!!!

~Jacky~

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I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.

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AH! I got to be the embarassing parent last night at the rollar rink!

Will Smith's "Switch" came on as my son and I were sitting over in the consession stand area, and I started kind of rocking my little dance in the chair and mouthing the words.

Suddenly, my eight year old son, who normally thinks that I'm hilarious and silly and joins along with me, starts looking around us to see who's nearby and whispers in a whiny voice, "Mom, you're embarassing me."

All I could think was. "I AM EMBARASSING YOU??!!" This kid has no social conscience whatsoever, and misbehaves and does things that are appalling, and suddenly his mom is uncool?!

So I told him that I now have a secret weapon against his bad behavior; from now on when he's bad I'll threaten to dance in front of his schoolmates!

"Persistence:
If something didnít turn out just right, I moved around it and adapted. I didnít let one step back stop me from moving forward."


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ROFLMAO-- that bra thing is hillarious

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Hey yo boo boo...lol. I call my youngest Jor-Bear.

Oh! I was the embarrassing parent the other day! It was great! My oldest son is very quiet, laid back, very mellow. But, he's very stubborn and thinks he knows everything.

I was taking him to school one day (LOL! That sounds funny!) and he kept arguing with me, and arguing, and arguing. I was so fed up with it. So I dropped him off at his middle school (6th-8th grade) and he found a big group of his friends whom I knew most of from church. So after he got out of there, I hopped out of the car and shouted across the parking lot, "Have a good day Quinton! I love you!! Be good and I'll see you after school!" and blew him a bunch of kisses. ROFLMAO! When I came to pick him up he was like, "If you EVER do that again..." LOL! It was great.

And while we're talking about embarrassing parents? I was shopping with my mum one day and I saw a couple of REALLY cute guys from school, probably middle school, so we were chatting. Suddenly my mum pops up around the corner waving a handful of bras hollering, "Hey Katy! What size bra did you say you wore?" Oh the horror!!

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Boo??? I call my granddaughter Boo

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My mom used to have a pet name for me (No I will not say it.) that she would only say at home. I was the good kid in high school but I still wanted to have that kind of hard street edge so as far as anyone at school thought I was the coolest dude they'd ever seen.

Anyway, one weekend I've got my buddies at my house watching USC just beat the daylights out of Arizona. Knocking back some sodas and joking back and forth. Then I hear my mom call out that name.

Silence. Dead silence

So, she calls me again, louder this time. By now you could hear the snickers.

"Yeah Ma."

"Boo when the game's over could you go down to the store and pick up some food?"

"Sure"

We went on for a few minutes. Then one of my buddies throws the name out. Now there's laughter.

"It's not that funny."

Yeah it was. I thought it was over and life would go on from there until about Tuesday and a girl who wasn't there walks up to me and says it. By then it was all over the school.

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Becadcox ~ good description of his clothes, I got a visual. You poor thing!! Lol

Speaking of parents, when I was very young and I would go shopping with my mother she would fart. OMG, we were in public!! She thought it was funny but now we know where I got that problem from.

Iím sure I have more to tell but I think Iíve blocked them from my memory. Iíll post more as they surface. *shudders*

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Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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I think the most I've ever been embarassed wasn't because of myself, but because I was a socially inept young teenager who had to wait for her father to come pick her up after a school dance, and that's embarassing enough.

What made me think I was going to die was the fact that my father is impatient, and so, after waiting for five whole minutes past 10:00 (the end of the dance) and not seeing me exiting the building yet, even though all of the other parents were waiting patiently in their dark cars for their kids to come out in due time, Dad decided to come IN to get me, and he was wearing really, REALLY dorky shorts, socks up to his knees, moccasins, and a tee-shirt that had a giant bear on it that said, "M.T. Bear." He was shouting at me over the tops of other kids' heads, trying to get my attention so I saw that he was there, and I totally ingored him and ran out the door without acknowledging his existence. Then I dashed into the car and slid way, way down.

"Persistence:
If something didnít turn out just right, I moved around it and adapted. I didnít let one step back stop me from moving forward."


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lets hear more I gotta think again

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LOL...these are good !

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When I was very young, not quite of the dating age, a boy was talking to me. I liked him and wanted to be his g/f so was excited that he was showing interest in me. As we were talking, I farted. I don't think I ever talked to him again I was so embarrassed.

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Oh I have waaaay too many to share. Let's see...the biggest is when during high school I had met my parents at a restraunt and was flirting with a REALLY cute guy from school. I went to take a sip of my soda and my straw went up my nose. It wouldn't have been so bad if my dad hadn't gaffawed and shouted across the room, "Wrong coke to snort Katy!"

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I was in a phone box calling for a cab when my bf got frisky. we were still 'at it' when the cab showed up!!!! oops

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I was pantsed in high school seconds before a yearbook photo. Luckily it was cut in editing (Yea!)but not for the year end slide show (Boo).

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If we are patient, I'm sure I will have one in one of these threads eventually.

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Don't make excuses, make changes.

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when I was 12( and already a 38 C) my nephew pulled my tube top down in front of the whole neighborhood !





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when i was in high school i went on a leadership trip to the capitol building in washington dc. i wasn't used to wearing nylons and when i left the bathroom i had tucked my dress into the top of my pantyhose in the back and flaunted my undies down a few hallways before a cute security guard alerted me. i was super red. i had even walked past the security checkpoint (but not through it) as the bathrooms were near there. LOL.

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CHICKENS!!!! I got one
I was - UHH - having fun on a picnic table (thought it was private area) and a cop walked up. Luckily he just told us to get up and leave. I was SSOOO embarrassed


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I will have to pick one as well as there are sooo many :)

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I've gotta pick one.

I have not failed, I've just proven 10,000 ways that do not work ~ Thomas Edison


I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
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I gotta think on that one

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we all have one...

what's yours?

I have plenty of sh!t/peed my pants stories...but those lose their funny effect after a while...

Life is not about finding yourself...life is about creating yourself...

If you keep doing what you've always done...you'll keep getting what you've always gotten...


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