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glad your Raving in England we have our share of rather clueless raving people here in the USA! And you can come and kill squirrels for me anytime!



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we could always use a good squirrel killer here! emoticon emoticon

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I never officially introduced myself to this team, so:
I was born in the wilds of Hummelstown. Youngest and accidental daughter of Fritz and Syl, my early childhood was spent surrounded by evangelical pentecostals, who wished only to lead me to Christ and possibly change my naturally dark and cynical outlook. My adolesence was spend smirking, scowling, making sarcastic comments, and fending off said pentecostals with a scratched Duran Duran 45 and a bottle of Aussie Sprunch.

I went on my first diet in 1977 at the age of six, and the thing I miss most about the '80s is Dexatrim diet capsules and Lean Cuisines that you boiled in the bag.

I am a raving anglophile who enjoys reading, gardening, flea markets, neglecting my blog, thinking about plots for short stories I rarely remember to write, memorizing liturgy in the original latin, poisoning squirrels, covertly disposing of the toys left strewn about by neighborhood children, posting insulting and inflammatory statements on Facebook, going to the gym, and watching "Top Gear" on BBCAmerica.

If asked, I will insist that the vast quantities of dietCoke I have been consuming since its introduction on the market in 1984 is a controlled scientific experiment on the detrimental effects of aspartame.





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Linewife.......... emoticon we have a party Thread that we have a pole for pole dancing!! So you can have your hubs pole dance for us!



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Hello, I'm Karleen and I am a linewife. A linewife is someone married to a lineman. A lineman is that fabulous person out climbing power poles and keeping the lights on. emoticon

Well, that's not totally true anymore. My lineman is now bossman. That means he doesn't get to climb the poles anymore. I wish I could say that he has changed to dancing with poles, but nobody needs that image. emoticon

I'm also an avid reader, pinterest addict and lazy butt. We live in Cheyenne, WY with a white cat, a black cat and a golden retriever. No escaping the pet hair in this house.

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yea what is the deal with that??? I'll ask on a leader thread to find out.



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Maybe they just pull your name out of their hat...or out of their, um, I dunno.

emoticon emoticon Ah-ah-ah! emoticon

EDIT:

Hey! Are they blocking our secret emoticons now? emoticon

DOUBLE EDIT:

Yep...sure 'nuff! emoticon emoticon

Edited by: SASSYJAY at: 9/13/2014 (01:44)
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maybe they just spin the wheel emoticon

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MotW can be confusing on how some people get it. The one I can't figure out is when they just got it a couple of weeks previously and/or haven't been active at all for over a year?

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Don't look @ me, obviously I didn't get the memo either! Guess u better ask the new girls!

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I know I was surprisd! emoticon



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Trust me, Sal...it was an OLD one.

Not sure how I've become 'Motivator of the Week' according to someone's post. I don't even know how to find out who an MotW is...but apparently a good deal of somebodies know how.

They've been writing all sorts of nice comments and giving me goodies...and you know how that upsets me.

I'm beginning to think it is just some SU teammates taking on fake I.D.'s just to mess with me.

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What? Sass wrote a blog?
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Thank you all for such a warm welcome and the goodies.

I came across this team via Maggie's (SassyJay) blog and checked out her homepage and couldn't stop laughing. Now I am trying to figure out the latest "Paraprosdokian Wheel of Hangman" because I did over an hour of walking yesterday. I do like puzzles but they can take over your life.



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52 are you paying attention??? Garyind, knows he better pay attention to all us menopausal women! emoticon emoticon emoticon

emoticon GaryInd!

OH BOY I can see the wheels turning on the puzzle thread!!

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4/20/14 11:39 P

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www.mentalfloss.com/

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well don't keep the website to yourself! Choose the "add a link" button and enter it there so our lazy a$$es can just click on it!

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GaryIndiana is a nickname, given to me 20+ years ago by patrons at my neighborhood watering hole. There were several Gary's that were regulars, so old Gary(retired), ScaryGary(bad drunk), CrazyGary(therapist), and me, GaryIndiana(born in Indiana). I agree with your depiction of Gary, Indiana. I spent a year there one weekend! Yep, I live in SoWest Ga, the buckle of the bible-belt. I can't believe you have not heard of Mental Floss magazine! It's a magazine that presents facts and trivia in a humorous way.It also has an awesome website, line of hilarious apparel(one t-shirt comes to mind,"Never trust an atom, they make up everything", and great games. Anyway, happy Easter to those that observe, happy 4/20 to those that consume, and have a good day to the rest!

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Well the new peep finally showed up! emoticon

I'm, the "official" welcomer and I like to toast people and I go on a rant if they are private or no page! emoticon emoticon
So her is your "official" welcome!

GARYINDIANA is NOT from Gary Indiana, BUT GARY who lived in Indiana! So glad because I was just in Gary Ind, and it was dismal! I see you like to read and watch movies.... I also see Georgia?!? So I take it he is now part of Georgia... You'll have to clue us in on Mental Floss Mag! Don't make me google it!
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I think my page is set up. It's there when I go to it!

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OMG .... you two ....are a riot! emoticon



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Well, it's not like she has to try very hard.
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emoticon Gary!

I'm the "nice" co- leader.

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I am pretty notorious, ain't I ?!?! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon



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Please...please!!! Set up your page, Gary(IN). When a newbie doesn't have a page for Chris to drop off Goodies at, WE ALL SUFFER. (please!)

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Garyindiana.... welcome .... have you set up your page at all? I can not see your page at all.



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Hey all, new to the site, new to the group. Not new at all to sarcasm!

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I enjoy the humor here. It 's fun not to be deadly earnest about this health and fitness journey sometimes. emoticon

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I'm new and love sarcasm, just want to laugh some more each day and that's why I am here.

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Such a "normal" life!! emoticon



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Good Morning! emoticon My name is Linda and I'm a sarcasm addict. It's not truly appreciated among my office peeps or my husband so this looks like a great place to let it out. I have three grown children and a grandchild who is a Princess. My middle child (daughter) is currently living with us while she completes her first rotation for OT grad school. Every day is a joy while she struggles to maintain her independence and I struggle to maintain my sanity. She has a big, brown dog named Bella (Chesapeake Bay Retriever) who is currently digging to China via our back yard. I have an old regal mutt named Casey and one year old spotted pup (English Setter mix) named Pebbles who likes to bring me gifts. Friday she brought me a frozen lizard. What a treasure! So do you think I fit in?

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Yeah, he later dug in the cabinet and pulled out a pan and a pot lid. I still don't know exactly what he was using them for. The lid was obviously a shield, but the pan is a complete mystery to me...

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Sounds like a typically normal day! emoticon



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I never introduced myself! I'm Kitrona, and my younger kid is currently demolishing my living room looking for a working PS3 controller. My older cat is sleeping in the sun (he's smart!) and the younger one is exploring all this fascinating new territory that the kid is creating.

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My background has now been expunged .......... I am living in the Fast Forward mode ........... emoticon

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maybe we need to do the BACK ground check on you!

Us ruthless emoticon ?!?!?



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So then ............ SaSSY JAY thinks I'm joinin up again ....... cause probably I can get goodies out of you .......... or something ............... But I know better!! ........ You women are ruthless ................. That is why I'm back ............. I just couldn't live on the outside .......... I don't understand nice ................ I tried it and it didn't feel right ............. emoticon and so for one split second only (never again to repeat) I will be nice and say I emoticon 'd as they don't have a missed ............. There! Now I'm goin back to my rotten ways!! emoticon

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Those are just the type of people we want here! We let you on! emoticon emoticon



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Just wondering if anyone has considered doing a 'back-ground' check on Mr. 52? ........ (I think I may have seen his mug on a wanted board somewhere .......... emoticon ... emoticon (He sounds pretty suspicious to me!) .......... emoticon

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well I stand corrected!

your in fine company...... we have our collection of sarcastic men emoticon on here ...... they'll be glad for the company from all us women emoticon who kick but now and then! emoticon emoticon emoticon



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P. S. I definetly am a guy!! my name is david I AM married and love sarcasm at any level...I will for sure keep a full length mirror at my disposal to make sure my maleness is never changing........

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Ok--I will stay ............ oh and noticed 52 did his page (newbie today) so I gave him a high five. (He wrote his first blog too) ................ emoticon 52! Way to jump right in! emoticon

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you can't change your spots...... we won't let you! emoticon my version of a leopard!



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emoticon I am not a newbie ............ I am an old 'moldie' ........... and I tried to 'turn over a new leaf' and mend my Sarcastic ways ............. But you can not change a leopard's spots or the nature of a natural born sarcastic person! emoticon So I guess you guys are stuck with me ............ But I am not good at hangman .............. only sarcastic digs!! ............ so up and away .......... emoticon So since Chris said all 'smart asses' are welcome .......... then I guess that means me . emoticon

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emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon and you do it so well!!!

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Harmless? When did we bring that into the mix??? Going to my corner to sulk.

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52 emoticon ! If you have read some of the team streams you'll see that I do the welcoming and take tidbits from your page..... sooooo if you want goodies gotta let us in ...... we're harmless just like to laugh and raz each other!



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anyone that gets their feelings hurt over bloomers or tightie whites up the crack is only annoyed because thongs were too expensive.... this is my first day so be patient as I will eventually do a spark page......

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All smartass's are welcome here .....if someone gets their undies in a bunch we let them sulk in the corner til they get over themselves! We do tease each other and just like to have fun without worrying if someone's sensibilities are hurt .... sometimes we even do it on purpose! emoticon



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Hello All - new to the team and glad to be a part of something where I can be myself and no offense will be taken (hopefully). Always so afraid I may Pi$$ off someone who doesn't get or appreciate my sense of humor. I pretty much have to control what I say at work (otherwise I'll be doing a stand up routine in the unemployment line) so it'll be nice to chat on here with folks who understand that I don't intentionally try to be mean, I just look at things from a warped perspective and I'm not afraid to say what I think...it's up to others to decide if I'm serious or not.
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Thanks for the welcome.

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oh you'll fit! emoticon emoticon we take no prisoners!



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Hi all. I started to join this team earlier, but was not sure if I was a fit. I told my girl friend the teams name and what I thought its pupose was, she looked at me and said, "I have known you for 50 years, don't worry, you fit." I wasn't sure if that was compliment or a dig, maybe it was just a truthful dig.

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welcome aboard!



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Welcome Linda - emoticon

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Hi all you great sarcastic people! You sound like my kind of people. I am Linda from Houston TX and I have a wall at work with sarcastic, snarky pictures and comments posted. Now the entire company adds to it when someone finds a particularly good one. One of them says "If you love somebody, let them go. If they come back to you, nobody wanted them."

I've been a Spark subscriber since August. Started losing weight and exercising with Nutrisystem in February 2013. Have lost 25 pounds so far and feel SO much better. Went from a size 16 jean to size 8. emoticon



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emoticon you'll get your sarcastic exercise her for sure!



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Hi and thanks for the welcome already! I'm Ann (or Smitty) from Ohio. Not new to SP, but it's been so long ago I've forgotten everything. Found the Sarcastics from the Lighter Side team--it was one of those 'people also like the......team' things at the bottom of the page. I've got a wide sarcastic streak but it hasn't been used a lot since I left my last workplace emoticon . Maybe I can re-hone it here?

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U have seen our favorite icon, haven't u?

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and then there's the $mart A$$

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If you want to be happy, desire and pursue happiness more for others than yourself, and your own well-being will take care of itself. Dedicate your weight-loss journey and the achievement of all your goals to someone else and think of them when times get tough.

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They are all just fooling with you! We are all warm, wonderful people - right all?

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yes be aware ..... very aware! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon



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emoticon It's a trick, Fred. emoticon
It's the ONLY time we're nice...to give you a false sense of security.


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