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I am so glad that at least one of us has a life and can get some. when the hell is my turn? emoticon

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7/24/07 11:07 P

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better watch out little starfish booba!

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7/24/07 11:01 P

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hahahahahahaha WIPEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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7/24/07 9:53 P

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Well you can all kiss it!!!

I am gonna get off here and get off!!

Ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Let the oceans roll

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Alright booba and tamela you 2 are in for a world of hurt!!!

If i cause all the weather problems then i am heading your way!!!!!!!!!!!


I the tub now with a matress over your head cuz i about to blow!!!!


































































That is just the silence before the storm!

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7/24/07 9:40 P

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I was wondering what that kicking feeling I had was

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Do you see those 2 legs sticking out of your ass and that noise you heard was Val trying to come out of your ass, coz your blow hole became a vacuum hole and sucked her up when she was trying to kiss it.

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Well, I did hear a real loud thundering noise a few minutes ago - must have come from way over there

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7/24/07 8:52 P

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Go Kutey! Go Kutey!Rah rah ree! Kick em in the knee! Rah rah rass kick em in the a$$! A cheer for you for slamming Booba!

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7/24/07 8:48 P

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Boobalee - I think you were the one that made the comment about the sticky farts. Could it have been you that caused Katrina?

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HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Everytime shell farts there's a Tornado warning. In fact 2 Christmases ago It was Shelly's fault why we started to have to pay $15 kilogram for Banana's. They called it Cyclone Larry but in truth it was Cyclone Shelly. Shelly has nothing on Katrina though.
Katrina must have some powerful hole.

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Poor, poor Shelly. She is not here to defend herself, and she is getting blamed for all the bad weather!

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7/24/07 8:34 P

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Bet tornados come when she gets pissed off. She must be the reason for global warming

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7/24/07 8:28 P

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Thats where waves come from, shelly having sex in the ocean. Shell where were you in 2004 the day after Christmas, you weren't anywhere near Indonesia were you?

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7/24/07 8:25 P

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I think we talk about sex because our desires are not being met. That is why we are trying have fun with Shelly so we can get some notches around the house

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7/24/07 8:23 P

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I'm afraid I get motion sickness girls, between all our jubbly bits, oomph I can feel the chunks rising.

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7/24/07 8:17 P

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Boobalee, you definitely need to get down under Shelly and between Tam and I and let us teach you the basics of the bed! I'm sure we could show you a few tricks. Shelly could probably show us all some tricks.

You know, I've been looking over past posts since I joined, and it seems that this board talks alot about sex. Does anyone have any idea why!

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7/24/07 8:10 P

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Not only do I give bad mouth jobs but I'm crap in bed. I've often been compared to a starfish.

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7/24/07 8:08 P

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ROFLAMO -- now we know why she need pictures instead of words

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7/24/07 8:04 P

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f*cking OUCH! Your poor husband, boobalee!!! You need something to practice on. Perhaps a carrot, or a banana, or a cucumber....

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7/24/07 7:57 P

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Honey, didn't anyone ever tell you that it is not a real hotdog and you are not supposed to bite?

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7/24/07 7:55 P

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My hubby won't let me any where near his, he said my mouth was like a mincing machine.

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KUTEY504's Photo KUTEY504 Posts: 10,708
7/24/07 2:36 P

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you always gotta be one up on me don't ya??? but then again, you have been crowned Queen Slut of the group so I will bow down on my knees to you now and kiss your feet

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7/24/07 1:33 P

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i even had an ex tell ppl that i gave good head so i must be good at it he was telling ppl that after we broke up LLLMAO

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I have always heard that practice makes perfect - and as for my mouth - I have yet to have any complaints. - even got a marriage proposal after the first time too once. LMAO

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yup i thought so

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Yeah, I've been told on several occasions that my mouth has amazing capabilities! What a compliment!!

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LMAO i use my mouth right all the time thomas has told me I could suck start a harley!



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7/24/07 9:02 A

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Gawd!!! I am gone one day, and this board becomes smutty sex talk! And not one mention of my boobs.

Boobalee, I love your picture post. Very graphic!

Kutey, we must all use our mouths wisely and suck on the proper things at the proper time. I used mine wisely just recently!

All I can say is ROFLMAO!!!

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I am joining all these crazy teams. someone had better post back to me on them - yeah, like I really need more emails coming to me!!!! and as for the emoticon and the emoticon , I would much rather have a emoticon - or maybe a cucumber. emoticon

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Yeah you'll get me back one day. I'll be begging for

you to emoticon but you won't, you'll keep on,

getting me until I shove a emoticon up your

clacker, then you'll look at me and smile, thanks

Booba I really needed that emoticon up my clacker.

Then I say to you keep it and next time it will be a

emoticon and then you will say emoticon an I

will say emoticon i think you've had enough

emoticon for one day. You'll get angry with me

and call me a emoticon and i will tell you to

Fornicate with a emoticon and you will yell at me

that I have a head like a emoticon and then I

will yell that your emoticon smells like

emoticon and you'll get upset and emoticon and

I will say emoticon and then we emoticon and

make up and then we are emoticon again.

Edited by: BOOBALEE at: 7/24/2007 (02:26)
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!! I will get you back for that one!! can't do that long cause I can't quit running my mouth long enuf - and by that I mean talking. - or do i? LOL

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Now I'm sure there have been other time Kutey when you've been speechless and they all involve a mouthful of......... emoticon *that is a rooster or also know as.............c.............o............
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LMAO!!! I cannot even think of a comeback to that one. For once in my life I am speechless

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Yeah fanks cootie maybe you can come eat off the crusty bits.lol Bloody hillbillies.
emoticon imagine a picture of a bum, they didn't have one for me to put up.

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oh yeah, try to suck up now!!!! is your nose brown yet?? LMAO

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There not called spelling mistakes, they are called typo's, blame the pooter that's why you got it for.

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aw, hell!!! guess I was totally wrong when I was having sex with my first cousin. ROFLMAO

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But I was poking fun at your family Tom, between you and me Kutey provoked me
*winking at Kutey emoticon *
Kutey lead me astray and told me to do these horrible things. But down the thread you see where it was that you gave me a hiding. I even needed medical treatment. do you wanna see my scars?

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I know i cant spell AT ALL!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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For the record, I have never dated or slept with any relative of mine, I don't know anyone who has dated, slept with, or married their relative, and I think I can spell okay. emoticon



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Oh god no you didnt offend me by no means i was rollin when i read that! Me and tams poke fun of each other all the time i just had a horrific head ache and must have come across as a lil more rude then expected it is i that should apologize! Trust me you can not offend me unless you actually attack my family that is the one the only thing that will ever offend me everything else i just roll with the punches and keep poundin out smartass remarks!

I do know that at times my sarcasm offends ppl and i will agian apologize for that NOW!

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are we all cool like this dude now or is there still hard feelings out there??

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Sorry Shell I was the one poking fun @ your expense. It wasn't meant to offend, I guess Aussies don't have a diplomatic sense of humour. I am sorry if I offended you, it wasn't my intention.

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guess i better get off here before i get my self into real trouble i am not in a good mood no how so i dont wanna be a tack in any ones shoe

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I was trying to state not all peepz from here are bad lol like me I agree with you alot of them are very awful..and no I am not pissed

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OK ms Shell, just tell the whole world every man I meet turns out to be an ass. I think it is just a spell of a little bit of bad luck since I started dating (or in real terms having sex around 16 or 17). I just call it a SMALL streak of bad luck. but hell, something has gotta give sometime!!!! it has only lasted about 30 yrs!!!! LMAO

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If you were not in it then guess you mistook what i typed I call everyone from alabama dumbazzes cuz most of the ppl i have met from there are worse than i ever thought about being!

You need not take what i say personal or you will stay pizzed off the whole time you are on this team!

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I am not a Dumbass from Alabama I have not married my kin,and I am not confused, only thing on this subject I agree with is my ex'z are piecez of shi*t 2.o yeah I wasnt in this convo at all , I just joined..

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Ok AZZHOLES wtf did i do to deserve this battery i might not be able to spell but shiot i am not a dumbazz???

For starters as miss kutey said thomas is from another state texas to be percised which is why i stay pleased in the bedroom (you know everything is bigger in texas) and which is why all of you are wanting good sex and i am just wanting MORE sex!

Next ALL MY EX'S are worthless piles of shiot that i will more than gladly pass to anyone! Except tams cuz she finds enough losers on her own! Never dated any one that was realated to me in any way I think people have use confused with them dumbazz Alabama people! Yes Arkansas people are crazy mofo's but more like the f*ckers out of deliverance than the sleeping with your cousin shi*ot we have better things to do.

So ummm I will say this a sweet as I can possiably muster F U C K Y O U !


GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! You guys better watch your backs!

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Lookout everyone!!!!!! I just sent Shelly the thread so she can check it all out cause she aint paying attention to us. - and I aint gonna be in the front of the line - I am hiding behind everyone. I hear shelly has a mean right hook. LOL

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Shelly must not be reading this stuff cause she would surely have a comment. Guess I need to send her the thread and tell her to check it out. Aint gonna tell her what it is all about though

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O.K. It is Sunday here. Maybe we should all go over to the seminary board and ask for their prayers for our posts to be both pure and kind this next week.

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Fwank ew

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Handz you a frist aid kit, best I can do... lol..

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emoticon &%#$ emoticon &*^%#% emoticon *&^%%^
I'm gonna need some medical help here, shelly got me. emoticon


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Lmao she is online , so you might wanna start hidin like RIGHT NOW .. lol..

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When dhe comes online I'm hiding behind you ok. Coz she might want to hurt somebody when she finds out we been pickin' on her, hehehe emoticon

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Naw, Thomas is from another state. Now, can't speak for the other boyfriends she had - cousins, uncles, or possibly half brothers. - nope - couldn't be that cause her parents been married to each other the whole time. We will find out when she reads all this

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Now is tom first or second cuz, OR is it uncle tom.lol Sorry Shell Poking fun at your expense I know it's low but when in Rome.

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ROFLMAO!!! Shelly is gonna get us! we are gonna have to stick together on this subject

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Hey they do that here to in Alabama , marry thier kin.. heck if they could they marry thier sis and broz lol...

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Yep. the ones in Arkansas are all related - that is why Shelly is so messed up. LMAO - sorry shel! I did get messages from a "prince" in Nigeria - or somewhere overseas that his parents were in the Royal family of something. yeah, right!!!

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Hey Kutey don't people from Arkansas marry their siblings? We have a state that does that too. It's called Tasmania. All though there was a girl from Tasmania who managed to marry herself the crown prince of Denmark (lucky B*tch) and he is a bit alright, not like charles who fell out of the ugly tree.

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WTF happened???? I was only off here for a day and a half at the most and I have been reading this crazy stuff for 2 hours already. Guess no one got any sex the last day or so cause they have been too busy posting to mess with my mind. = well, that is not that hard to do!! and yes, Shelly cannot spell worth a da**. - she is from arkansas so you have to excuse her

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Good morning!! I overslept because I was up so late paying homage to the queens and their forum! But it was worth it, I think, to be in the presence of royalty!

Wanna guess what happened this morning? I don't think I'll be in such a bad mood today as I thought. My hubby was home for 10 minutes. Wanna know what I did for five of those? Yup! Had bathroom floor sex! Short, but oh, so sweet! I'm not sure it's gonna hold me over until a more extended boinking marathon, but it is a start!

Boobalee, you have found yourself the perfect man! The only problem is would have is that if he started losing air, it would be in the southern region first, and I'd be shat out of luck yet again!

Life is short, so wear your party pants. Or live it up and go commando!

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Hey they have an air compresser at wal mart you use your foot and pump it up that way hahaha....see no harm done..Would you like me to see about a man doll at the fun party?? lol

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I didn't know they made man dolls. What's that website? I wonder if an air compressor comes with? I'd hate to huff and puff myself out of a fun time.

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I think I will go to that fun party and check it out, I will pass on the doll lmao.my o my life and choicez what to do what to do.... emoticon

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Now there is no need for strangers to offer services. Get yourself one of those inflatable dolls. Perfect man right there. Goes till you want him to stop however long or short that may be, never leaves the toilet seat up, doesn't argue, never tells you your A$$ look fat in the and never makes a mess. He always listens to how your day went and never falls asleep before you.
What more do you want.

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WOW it 2;08 am here lol bout 15 minz my ass is goin to bed ,,, but it was very very nice findin this site and meeting all of you rude out spoken peepz I just love it....Sarcasm is so much fun.

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Well the BOOBMEISTER and myself are in Australia so... our time is a bit different still early Sat evening here!

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Good idea lol , btw SweetBama are you in alabama thatz where I am from too?

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You guys don't sleep, do you?

I'd boink first, then eat. Otherwise I might be gassy like Boobalee. ;)



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HMMmmm maybe I should go bar hoppin or something but I know fer damn sure I will never let my sis set up a blind date again ,Them are very very BAD....take Val comment pull a guy off street wine and dine him and go home and bonk his brainz out lol...that could work ...

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oh you and your morals.... emoticon


how far astray would we go without you here to keep us in line!

Luv ya Val!

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Hey! Are you suggesting that I am loose? I would never boink a stranger off the street. I'd feed him a meal and get to know him first!!!

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I know I know...... I couldn't do that either


which may get me kicked off the team emoticon

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you can't do this because........

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I know I sure could use a lil bout now it has been awhile lol jus cant seem to find the right one, I cant jus grab a guy off the street,, lol

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You people are just damn gross. Do you have any manners? To be talking about such things as fa*ting on a proper forum such as this?

And boobalee, queen of all time, what makes you think that pleasuring myself wouldn't be better than someone else doing it?! emoticon

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you should sit at a card table at a family get together, clothes pins for noses provided!

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Nope, I haven't seen it either but I did just add it to my list of must sees from Netflix.

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When you see it you will know what i am talking about!

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No but I have it on the list of movies that get sent to me to watch.
Now I think whats done it is the hubby made a potato and leek soup for dinner and it was yummo but all day little pop offs but now there getting some body behind. I think I'm brewing.

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ROFLMAO Have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy!!


My Beef Is Strong! emoticon

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What have you been eating? Or has all that bonking gone to your (fill in the blank here)? Your poor partner. Hope the batteries don't corrode. emoticon

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Sorry but I near killed myself. It's bad when you gag on your own stink.

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*Lighting a match* OK, you caught me. I'm really bowing now.

emoticon I'm holding my breath. Lemme know when it's safe.

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emoticon i passed gas and F@#$ it stinks

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This is not crazyville or at least thats what the voices keep telling me! They are also telling me that you did not really bow to the queens!

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ROFLMAO! I've landed in Crazyville!

Do I have to finish that whole list every day? Now I am a list person but there ain't no way... emoticon

My dh isn't on my "Be Nice to" list right now so the hanky panky will have to either wait or I'll have to be creative.

All hail all you queens! emoticon

Have a great weekend! TGIF!!!

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I am Queen of the Dessert.

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SO you have now become queen slut????????

I resigned my title of queen bitch to someone dont remember who because I became queen slut!!

What are YOU queen of exactally? HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?

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Now, hear ye hear ye, a message from her royal highness THE QUEEN/EMPIRESS/PRESIDENT/PRIME MINISTER AND POPE Boobalee the great.

It has come to my attention that there are a few sparks out there trying to claim the title of Queen.
I am the heir to that title and me alone and all others are fraudulent try hards that want to be just like me PERFECT!

It is through this proclamation that I declare that these subjects will go without the provisions of romanticles and now must tend to their own pleasure for the next couple of days as punishment.

I will now depart due to my duties as Queen where am off the satisfy the king.
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Not me thats when oh I shouldnt be saying this but Fockit! I promise oral!

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