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10/11/13 8:46 P

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They amaze me how stupd and clueless they are!!!! I always ask when is it my turn to be clueless!!



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10/11/13 1:55 P

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I bet your job is fun on some days. People have to do the craziest stuff. I have been working in a Er for a long time and I can keep doing it because people still amaze me.

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to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy...


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10/11/13 7:39 A

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I work at a drivers license place...... and believe me I've seen them all!



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10/10/13 10:13 P

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I'm not sure if mine still says 165 because I did get a new one with a new pic a few years back so I might have added 20lbs at that point, but I know there were an awful lot of years that I wasn't 165 or a blonde!

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy...


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10/10/13 10:09 P

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The number on my license is so big people often do a double take when they see it -- and its at least 30 lbs. off! emoticon

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10/10/13 9:33 P

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Who on earth puts their correct weight on their driver's license? They update the picture every 15 years! I'm surprised that when they card me they don't look at the picture and go "Really? Come on lady. Time update don't ya think?" The info on my driver's license is about as correct as the guy behind the counter saying "I'm just doing this because I have to. You don't look like you could even be 21." Haha good one. Tell that to the 5 creams I just bought to erase the lines and the wrinkles and the 2 bottles I will be sharing with my girlfriends because they are there. Lol

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy...


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10/10/13 9:17 P

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emoticon TAKE IT ....TAKE IT PLEASE!!!



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10/10/13 8:40 P

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Who would want your identity? It comes complete with medical and criminal history .And need we say more about the reason we are on Spark People in the first place. Take the excess pounds...thighs, belly and flabby arms too!

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10/10/13 7:36 P

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I have always said if someone wants to steal my identity I hope they have better luck with it than I have had. With my luck they wouldn't take the kids though

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10/10/13 6:05 P

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LOVE it! Like that commercial where this guy is trying to steal a phone and when he gives it to him the thief doesn't want it!



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10/10/13 5:50 P

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Sarcasm is what life is all about. I have 5 kids and am married. If I couldn't have sarcasm just bury me now. My life is sarcasm. I laugh just when they ask to see my ID! Do you really think someone else is going to pretend to be me? They will steal my identity and then beg me to take it back once they see all that is involved. Do you want the husband or kids back first?

God grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, this sinful world
as it is, not as I would have it;
Trusting that He will make all things right
if I surrender to His Will;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and supremely happy...


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