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welcome I like Timothy' s Sarcasted on ..... you'll get that here!
Nothing changes unless something changes.
I am a treasured child of the most High God
co leader of Sarcastic Unlimited!
I try to respond to that look of horror by simply acknowledging that I have very poor social skills.
Truth is never good, especially when someone says "Does this make me look fat?" Add brashness to that and you will be boiled alive in hot Crisco.
Truth is never good, especially when you see someone's new baby who is really ugly. Add brashness to that and you will find yourself being strangled with a Snugli.
Truth is never good, especially when the State Trooper ask, "Did you know you were going 95 in a 55 mph zone?" Add brashness to that and you will go traffic court at 120mph.
Truth is never good, especially after sex. Add brashness to that and someone will be looking for a lawyer that's open 24/7.
"Every man I meet is in some way my superior, and in that I can learn of him." John Adams Ruth
Well, if you're not sarcastic, maybe you just haven't been sarcasted on enough yet.
Start by doing what is necessary, then do what is possible and suddenly you will be doing the impossible -- St Francis of Assisi
Rock 'n' Roll Dublin Half Marathon, Dublin, Ireland, 8/5/2013
Bigpawsus, welcome to this team! I'm not exactly sarcastic, but I really appreciate sarcasm! This team has some great sarcastic, but very funny people on it. I hope your enjoy it!
Have no idea why I joined this group. Iím not sarcastic, Iíve overly truthful. And brash. Iíve described as brash; I took that to be a great compliment.
Seriously, I find humor to be the only thing that gets me through most days. I have spent more than my fair share of time getting horrified looks that I would actually say that, explaining that ďno Iím not seriousĒ, or better yet receiving the doe in headlights stare. Iím hoping to find some other who can appreciate my quirks and help me laugh my way through the work.
Warm Wags from Kitty, the Creepy Freak!
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