It's been awhile since I checked in with my pals in the Sarcastics Unlimited team. I'd like to say that I've been doing all sorts of interesting and important things (creating a cure for cancer, climbing Mt Everest, organizing my sock drawer) but the sad truth is I have become the reigning Queen of Procrastination. I parked my rear on the couch, opened a trashy novel, and did not surface for a year or two.
I am happy to say, I have re-examined my priorities and am ready to take this journey one day at a time and so help the fools that try to stand in my way! I will lay them low with rapier sharp wit and scathing observations. They won't know they've lost a limb until they try to tie their shoes!
In all seriousness, though, I am happy to be back and more than relieved to be doing something about my health and happiness.
Goals and Rewards
192 (1st 10%): Shred those size 18 jeans
173 (2nd 10%): Pull out my size 14 wardrobe.
156 (3rd 10%): Sign up for a dancing class
141 (Goal): Queen Anne For A Day spa package
Luxury is a glass of wine, a steamy romance novel, a bubble bath and the knowledge that the kids and the husband are asleep so you can soak in uninterrupted bliss.
| Pounds lost: 13.5