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1/20/09 11:38 P

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Don't get me wrong. I'm very proud of my brilliant husband. I just wish he would use his power for good instead of evil. And the brilliance my toddler is showing is making me very nervous.

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Luxury is a glass of wine, a steamy romance novel, a bubble bath and the knowledge that the kids and the husband are asleep so you can soak in uninterrupted bliss.


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1/20/09 7:16 P

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No, Mensa is very expicit. No one with a tested I.Q. under 140 is allowed.

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1/20/09 4:42 P

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I have my doubts about Mensa. When my husband and I were dating he and his best friend decided they wanted to take the test. Sounds normal so far, right? Prepare to be STUNNED. They really only wanted the t-shirts, since you can't buy them unless you're a member. And the reason they wanted the t-shirts was because they thought it would be funny to wear one while they were out drinking. Any frat boys here? Ya'll know the kind of stupidity that goes on when you guys tie one on.

The punch line? They stayed up the entire night before drinking (of course) and made sure they had one final beer before stepping in the testing center. They both passed.

And then they decided they didn't want to get the shirts because (as Groucho Marx said once) they didn't want to belong to a club that would have them.

I've come to the conclusion that I am either married to a very devious, super intelligent, evil genius or that Mensa's standards have slipped.

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192 (1st 10%): Shred those size 18 jeans
173 (2nd 10%): Pull out my size 14 wardrobe.
156 (3rd 10%): Sign up for a dancing class
141 (Goal): Queen Anne For A Day spa package


Luxury is a glass of wine, a steamy romance novel, a bubble bath and the knowledge that the kids and the husband are asleep so you can soak in uninterrupted bliss.


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1/9/09 9:17 P

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My brother was one of those Mensa dudes. After a while, he found it was going to cost too much for a nose job and he had to explain sarcasm to them. So he quit paying dues or answering the phone or whatever it took to get those weirdo's off his back.

Just because they have the horsepower doesn't mean the transmission can handle the output.

I feel lucky by missing tat cr@p by 3 points. Talk about snooty!

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1/9/09 12:57 A

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i have seen days in here where even i was red in the face and laughing so hard i couldn't breathe. woohooo for SU

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1/9/09 12:50 A

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Ya better 'cause when you cross over here-we won't let you leave! lol!

Rose


Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

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I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

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1/8/09 10:22 P

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*looking around slowly.....welllll....this is what the other side of sanity is like.*

Yep I'm here to stay!



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1/8/09 9:42 P

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On the other hand-do you know what kind of fun you can have in the closet-with or without the significant other?!?



Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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1/8/09 9:39 P

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trust me. i am as OUT of that damn closet as i can ever be...and nobody can push me back in. nope.

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Wow! You guys are good! At least we are all liking the new name! lol! Come on, let's all come out of the closet and proudly proclaim where we stand! ha! ha!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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LMAO! Too funny!

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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1/8/09 9:28 P

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Well, if we wander around the room aimlessly long enough we're bound to bump into each other and maybe render each other unconcious. Then we would have amnesia and be anonymous again.

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1/8/09 9:23 P

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Three lifetimes? That seems excessive. How about they bring the food at the next meeting.

Oh wait, no more meetings since we're not anonymous anymore.

We'll just wander around the room aimlessly.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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1/8/09 9:19 P

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I've heard about some boards that frown on lurkers. They even want to kick them off the team and ban them for 3 lifetimes.

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1/8/09 9:16 P

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i'm not really a lurker, merely an MIA for a couple of months. life happens, ya know?
i know, excuses excuses.




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Welcome to the dark side...I mean sarcastic side! Nice to have you here all the way from the dog side! lol! Lurking is always fun-especially when you sneak up on people...


Rose


Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

If you are going through hell, keep going.
Sir Winston Churchill



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As soon as we take away the "anonymous" tag - we get all these dang lurkers...
Well, it's too late now, we'll have to pretend to like them I guess. OH THE HUMANITY.

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If you let go a little you will have a little happiness.
If you let go a lot you will have a lot of happiness.
If you let go completely you will be free. - Ajahn Chah

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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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1/8/09 8:56 P

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lurk lurk.
seems it's sometimes easier to just read and live through everyone else than to jump in and become part of life. i hope to be back now.

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Hello fellow lurker. Welcome to the team. Join in on the insanity.

**~~June~~**

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Glad you decided to 'fess up and join us.....PLEASE do feel free to add to the insanity.....

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1/8/09 8:20 P

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I have decided to join even though my brother is a mensa. I'm sure that counts off on points!

Mary in Alabama

If I can quit smoking, I can lose weight!

"How beautiful a day can be
When kindness touches it!" - George Elliston


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Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged out. Nice to see ya Mary.

Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

See my photos on Flickr.
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1/8/09 8:14 P

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Yes it's true! I'm a lurker of the first order! but 2009 shall become the lurkless life of CrazyInAlabama Mary!

Whew! now I got that out, I feel better already!!

Mary in Alabama

If I can quit smoking, I can lose weight!

"How beautiful a day can be
When kindness touches it!" - George Elliston


♥ .* ) ..*) -::-
(. ;..♥ Sprinkling you ♥.*)
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♥ .* ) .with a little♥.*)
♥.*-::-. ;..♥ -::-
southern hospitality.*) -::- ♥.*-::-. ;..♥ -::-
(. ;..♥ and positive pixie dust♥.*) <


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