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Must be all that spinach you eat *chuckle* Maybe you should try asparagus instead? emoticon

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In my experience, it's eventually the big bucks who "pay" for the doe urine.

As opposed to my urine which keeps both does and bucks out of my garden.

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"As to the antelope splay, wouldn't it be more likely if it was antelope spray?"


Dominant Doe Urine? There are a lot of hunters that pay big bucks (all puns included) for that stuff. I could spray on 'em for a LOT less $$ really. emoticon

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Very interesting sleepwalking incident?

Other than a concussion, you may have something else going on in your brain. Sleepwalking by an adult can mean your brain chemicals are out of balance (NOT being sarcastic!).


As to the antelope splay, wouldn't it be more likely if it was antelope spray?

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Good luck with the house de-cluttering. I don't envy you that job.

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was a very interesting sleepwalking incident. long story. yep, been to the dr..had catscan. been keeping busy.
trying to get mom's house less cluttered.


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Gracious lady, what did you do to get a concussion? I take it you’ve been to the doctor? Other than that, sounds like you are keeping plenty busy.

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not bad. been up and down. still dealing with headaches from a concussion a couple of weeks ago...i'm working on a big figure sculpture. my biggest so far...my boys are getting ready to apply to colleges...life with mom is not a bowl of cherries, and i am fairly happy at work cept when my boss is in office once a week or so


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Well hi Cat! I'm doin just fine. What's goin on in your world?

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hi BH. how you doing?

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lol

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But if it's inverted, then would you be a Bez Nuddist?

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Yeah, like I'm a Nez Buddist
Oh, I like that.
I bet the Zen folks would, too...

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It's a kinda inverse Zen thingy...

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Exactly. Life is much more fun if you can pick on someone and they don't overreact and become all sensitive about it. Just remember, we aren't laughing at you, but with you...

Edited by: ROSEANNALYNN at: 11/17/2008 (14:30)
Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

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Yes, well, if you can't count on your fellow sarcastics to make fun of you, who can you count on? What kind of teammates would we be if we just let it go and pretended not to notice?

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Agreed.

I do believe this is the only team that would actually make fun of a typo too.

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You know, it isn't every team that gets this kind of mileage from a simple typo. I think we should be right proud of ourselves!

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Only if he were in the middle of the road dead and since its a super deer, its probably too smart to be found anywhere near the road.

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

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Wouldn't that be "splay"?! LOL!

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oh give me a hooooome, where the buffalo rooooam
where the sdeer and the sdantelope plaaaaay....

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The sdeer around here steer clear of hunteers. Just another random thought is all...

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Exactly. You need to watch out for those. I hear they can be real killers...

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

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ssssssssssuper deer

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It must be some kind of new chemically altered stealth deer. Genetically altered so that it will peeve the hunters off....

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

I have lost myself, I have gone to find myself, should I return before I get back, Please have me wait!

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i was gonna ask the same thing. i don't think we have sdeer around here

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whatsa sdeer? are they new? emoticon

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Hey, it's my thread, and it can be as pointless as the sdeer that I didn't shoot yesterday, lol!

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We have to have a point?!?!?! Nobody told me I hadda have a point!!!!!!!!!

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And your point is?

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Little Jaymurz likes up and down... reminds him of the time when... oh, wait a sec, NASA didn't unclassify that did they?

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Sailboat available....

Driving??? not
Steering, yes.
Driving is for speed boats and cars. Praying for wind and motion is for sailboats.
Or, on the ocean, praying for less motion.
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messin up Jay's hair with an obligatory nuggie!

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Can I drive the shiny sailboat? Please oh please oh please...

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Oh, Jay, you seem like the kind of person who has nothing good to say about anyone.
Please, come over here and have a seat by me!

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ewwww, time to invest in a keyboard skin

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Gail

Quit stuffing your face and face your stuff.
Be yourself, everyone else is taken.
I think therefore I am dangerous.
Don't make excuses, make changes.

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Hehehehee... whenever Ezzie and go away, and my brother house sits, I just have this oh so wrong visual image of what my poor keyboard is going thru! It's just not pretty...

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hiya jaymurz. good to see more demented people around. slimy keys ewwww

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Personal yes, problem no. *chuckle* Hey, do you have a towel?

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Well then I really don't care either what you do with yourself! Sounds like a personal problem to me!

Every Time I hear that dirty word "Exercise" I wash my mouth out with "Chocolate" !!!!!!!!

Success is succeeding one more time than you fail!

I'm on a low-crap diet and a get-off-your-butt exercise plan.

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Slimy keys ... one good reason why I don't share a computer with my darling boyfriend.

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Well well well. Jay, I do believe I have seen you somewhere else. Thanks for joining our demented little team. Er wait, not that care or anything. Oh whatever!! hehehe

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...what any of you think.
But since we're on my favorite topic, me, I'll just say "whatever" and get on with amusing myself, in whatever manner I please. Oops, oh darn, the keys are slimey again, better not go back to that site!

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