OK, I will start.
An elderly couple was sitting on their front porch one beautiful Spring evening, just gently swinging in their Porch Swing and enjoying the lovely weather.
All of a sudden--without saying a word--the Husband clobbers his Wife with his cane.
"What was that for?" she demands.
"For 50 years of bad sex" he answers.
They continue swinging gently in the swing, until several minutes later when the Wife--without saying a word--clobbers the Husband with HER cane.
"What was that for?" he demands.
Her response "That was for knowing the difference"
Psalm 37:4 Delight yourself in the Lord and He will give you the desires of your heart.
***Give Your Fears To God .... And Watch Him Step On Them.
***Exercising 3 Times a Week can reduce a Young Woman's risk of Breast Cancer by 33%. After Menopause, the risk is reduced by 26%.
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