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8/11/12 9:50 A

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Great idea! Thanks for the smiles! What do you call a talking shoe?
A Walkie Talkie! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

Edited by: TLCFME at: 8/11/2012 (09:52)

A Smile a day keeps the pink in your petals!


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9/21/10 4:25 P

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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Abner.
Abner who?
Abner-cadabra.


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In all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. Romans 8:37


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8/12/10 6:49 P

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?


U neek up on it.


How do you catch a tame rabbit?

The tame way.

Dance like nobodys watching!


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LJCANNON's Photo LJCANNON SparkPoints: (236,835)
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3/24/10 10:28 P

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Jeannie
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Psalm 37:4 Delight yourself in the Lord and He will give you the desires of your heart.
~Give Your Fears To God .... And Watch Him Step On Them.

**APRIL 3 ~ NATIONAL WALKING DAY

~~Exercising 3 Times a Week can reduce a Young Woman's risk of Breast Cancer by 33%. After Menopause, the risk is reduced by 26%.


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3/23/10 5:51 P

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Robert's investment business was expanding and as a shrewd and diligent business owner decided to hire in-house counsel to save some money. He began interviewing several young lawyers. Interviewing one of the potential applicants a Mr. M. Moody, Robert explains that "you can understand that in an investment business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question". Robert leaned forward and questioned, Mr. Moody, are you an 'honest' lawyer?" Robert "Honest" Let me tell you something about my honesty level. Why, I'm so honest that when my father lent me fifteen thousand dollars for my education .. I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case. Robert: Very impressive. And what sort of case was that? Michael squirmed in his seat and admitted that his father sued him for the money.

Yvonne


" Take the first step in faith, you don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step."

-Martin Luther King Jr.


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3/9/10 7:49 P

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emoticon OK, I will start.

An elderly couple was sitting on their front porch one beautiful Spring evening, just gently swinging in their Porch Swing and enjoying the lovely weather.
All of a sudden--without saying a word--the Husband clobbers his Wife with his cane.
"What was that for?" she demands.
"For 50 years of bad sex" he answers.
They continue swinging gently in the swing, until several minutes later when the Wife--without saying a word--clobbers the Husband with HER cane.
"What was that for?" he demands.
Her response "That was for knowing the difference"

Jeannie
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Psalm 37:4 Delight yourself in the Lord and He will give you the desires of your heart.
~Give Your Fears To God .... And Watch Him Step On Them.

**APRIL 3 ~ NATIONAL WALKING DAY

~~Exercising 3 Times a Week can reduce a Young Woman's risk of Breast Cancer by 33%. After Menopause, the risk is reduced by 26%.


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3/8/10 4:17 A

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emoticon We all know that Laughter Burns Calories, right? I saw this on another Team and thought it was a GREAT idea. Bill Cosby proved that a Joke does NOT have to be dirty to be funny, so lets have it Ladies. Share your best Jokes or Funniest storys and lets burn some calories together.

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Jeannie
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Psalm 37:4 Delight yourself in the Lord and He will give you the desires of your heart.
~Give Your Fears To God .... And Watch Him Step On Them.

**APRIL 3 ~ NATIONAL WALKING DAY

~~Exercising 3 Times a Week can reduce a Young Woman's risk of Breast Cancer by 33%. After Menopause, the risk is reduced by 26%.


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