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11/18/12 2:36 P

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1. I am rich
2. I am famous
3. I am tall
4. I have lost all the weight I need to
5. I can water ski
6. I can ice skate
7. I live in California
8. I love turnips
9. I play a musical instrument
10. I am allergic to ice cream

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This should be interesting:

1. I am compulsively neat
2. I attract wonderful men into my life
3. Love to travel my passport is in my purse
4. I am a size 8 and it's great
5. I can eat anything I want without gaining weight
6. I hate chocalate, especially creamy, milk chocalate
7. I am an undercover agent for the FBI
8. I am famous in Europe for my Winky Dinky song
9. I love to exercise the more the better
10. I lose weight quickly and easily

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3/18/12 8:07 P

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This is great! I've got some good laughs here...

1. Looks like Mr. Micheal's has been messing around on me
2. I'm an actress in Desperate Housewife's they just never show my part
3. I don't need to work out but do it anyways just because I love to
4. My husband caters to my every need (hmmm, this may be true)
5. I don't spoil my grand babies at ALL!!!
6. My car speedometer is slower than everyone else's~especially the police's
7. Somebody came into my house and changed all the sizes of my clothes a few yrs ago
8. I have a fan page because everyone wants to be like me
9. I look model perfect when I get up in the morning without having to brush my hair or do makeup
10. I absolutely hate cake, cookies, pie, donuts and anything else that comes from a bakery...ewwww

~Cher~
Ah! Finally the weight is slipping away:)


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3/17/12 1:41 A

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1. People think I'm shy
2. I love eating healthy fruits and vegetables, and I can't stand chocolate!
3. Exercise is my favorite pass time.
4. My house is spotless.
5. My children agree with me 100% of the time.
6. I'm exciting and energetic and take criticism very well.
7. I don't like shopping at Marshalls and never buy things for the house.
8. I have an hourglass figure.
9. I am not a spiritual person and never read the bible
10. but I love church and religion.

My old tracker here. I'll learn and adjust accordingly I may have lost 2 pounds at this point.


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3/6/12 7:06 P

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I hate exercise
I love riding in the car
I went to college
I've been to hawaii
I fly alot
I am a cheerful person
I love being a mother
I don't have cancer
I love myself
Being married for 48 years is so easy

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MACILINN's Photo MACILINN Posts: 6,558
1/28/12 10:17 A

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1. I always wear a cute bikini to the beach!
2. I always remember everything that I am told!
3. I dislike any family chaos in my home!
4. My friends and I love to throw rocks at people!
5. I never curse!
6. I love to eat exotic foods, esp sea urchins!
7. I love to run, hike on hiking trails, climb steep cliffs, stroll in nature.
8. I am a wonderful, adventurous cook!
9. I prefer action films esp the ones with blood and guts!
10. I would rather work out hard than have a massage at a spa!

~Maci~ Oceanside, CA
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"May your Neighbors, respect you, Troubles neglect you, Angels protect you, and Heaven accept you!"


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11/25/11 2:59 P

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1. I am the loudest in my family.
2. I am tall.
3. I hate reading.
4. I get plenty of sleep
5. I dislike my dog.
6. I can go into a bookstore and not buy anything.
7. I have plenty of shos
8. I love high heels.
9. I am skinny.
10. I did not excercise today.
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8/3/11 2:43 P

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This should be fun:
1. I've never gained back a single pound that I've lost.
2. I dislike anything that makes me messy.
3. I avoid adventure at any cost.
4. My routine never changes, and I love that.
5. Chocolate casts a magic spell over me that allows me to drop weight like crazy.
6. I dread spending time with my grandkids.
7. If someone has a fault, I can find it.
8. I wouldn't eat a hot dog if it was the only food on earth.( Especially, if it was grilled to perfection.)
9. I was the runner up in the world's itty bitty hooters contest.
10. I have an 18 inch waist and my favorite accessory is a belt.



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MISSVOLUPTUOUS's Photo MISSVOLUPTUOUS Posts: 668
6/28/11 2:29 P

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Things that are NOT true about me...

1. I'm a dog person.
2. I love Twilight.
3. I'm incredibly graceful.
4. I hate to cook.
5. I own my home.
6. My profession is in meteorology.
7. I have children.
8. I eat clean every day.
9. I'm ugly.
10. I will be overweight for the rest of my life.

Mary from Thornhill, Ontario (formerly known as MARYTHESILVER)

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IM-SO-WORTH-IT's Photo IM-SO-WORTH-IT Posts: 1,424
6/21/11 12:14 P

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Ten things about me that are NOT true are:

1. I was abducted as a child by "Townies" but really I am a Gypsy Princess.
2. I dance with such grace that everyone stops to marvel in my awesomeness.
3. No one knows but I have a million dollars hidden in a sock under my bed. It's protected by Ninja Dust Bunnies.
4. My heart has never been broken
5. I have a voice like a seductive siren and all who hear me sing falls instantly in love with me.
6. I am able to melt away fat cells simply by eating chocolate dipped ice cream cones.
7. I have perfected a time travelling machine and am secretly altering history so that fat women are appreciated as much as they were during the Reuben's time.
8. I have never had a bad hair day.
9. My skin is flawless and as soft as a baby's
10. I have no imagination and my mind is very analytical.

Bev

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love, and of self-control.
II Timothy 1:7




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5/30/11 4:03 P

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Ten things that are NOT true about me are:
1. I am tall.
2. I drink soda instead of 8 cups of water a day.
3. I am thin.
4. I don't have a college degree.
5. I have a negative mental attitude towards losing weight & eating right.
6. I have plenty of close friends and few relatives.
7. I have long hair.
8. My favorite color is Red.
9. I live in a Mansion.
10. I've met my weight loss goal for the year.


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SMILE-AWAY Posts: 2,459
5/29/11 2:13 P

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Heres my 10

1.I Smoke
2. I never lost even a pound
3. I hate friendly
4. I dont belong to any Teams
5 i dont drink Water
6 I am not here to lose Weight
7 I hate people who think Positive
8 I dont want friends
9 I hate reading posts
10 I want to be big and very overweight

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3/5/11 5:38 A

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I love standing in check out lines esp. when a price check is needed. I don't have anything better to do.
I can solve my friends and families problems, I'm an expert at it.
My husband never lies, he is perfect.
Insomina puts me in a good mood.
I love hearing my son and husband's farting contests.
I never misplace things.
I love it when skinny people say they are fat.
I saw aliens at the dump.
One zap from the sleep gun and the gandson is sleeping.
I love spinning in a circle till I vomit.

Edited by: KEIRAROSE14 at: 3/5/2011 (05:47)
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3/4/11 9:39 A

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My 10 are:
I am 29
I am skinny
I love rutabagas
I can sing like an opera star
I can eat anything and not gain weight
I am going to try out for Miss America
I can speak several languages
I am mechanically inclined
I love the cold
I swim like a fish
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2_NEW_HORIZONS's Photo 2_NEW_HORIZONS Posts: 3,908
2/1/11 8:54 A

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Loving all these. They always make me laugh x

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MOMMYBOLDT's Photo MOMMYBOLDT SparkPoints: (2,197)
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new to the team of PMA and I had a great laugh at all these responses

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10/30/10 10:38 A

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10 things that are not true about me:
1. I'm tall
2. I don't like potato chips.
3. I have too many tattoos to count.
4. I'm a single mother with 10 kids.
5. I drink too much water.
6. I don't like being outside instead of inside.
7. I love cleaning house.
8. I don't eat meat.
9. I don't own a camera.
10. I don't know how to drive.


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9/26/10 5:09 A

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I LOVE this one!

1. I am conceited.

2. I am fat

3. I am invincible.

4. I don't love Spark.

5. I am surrounded with positive people in my real life.

6. I don't need to drink water.

7. I can stop eating healthy foods.

8. I want to stop going to school to be a trainer.

9. I can stop my workouts.

l0. I am a pessimist. {It's hard to write this because my brain is saying no no. I noticed that when I wrote them I made several typing and spelling errors. This is not usual for me} emoticon

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7/30/10 6:36 P

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The following statements about me are false:

1. I am done losing weight.
2. I can do this by myself.
3. I have conquered all my demons.
4. I don't need to track my food.
5. I don't need vitamins.
6. I don't need water.
7. I have achieved all of my goals.
8. I am solid muscle.
9. I have given up fast food.
10. I should give up.

Debra Sue (Houston, TX)

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Not,not true:
1.I am thin
2.I am mean
3.I am a vegan
4.I don't eat chocolate
5.I like pickles
6.I don't have heart disease
7.I never smile
8.I am never happy
9.I don't take medications
10.I don't sleep at all

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6/27/10 9:40 P

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NOT TRUE:
1.I'm meant to be fat
2.I am big boned
3.I am a bully
4.I'm selfish
5.I'm the only child
6.I am on vacation now
7.I love scary rides
8.I have been to Disney World
9.I eat healthy everyday
10.I am a vegetarian
8.

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2/7/10 6:39 A

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Not true;
1. Don't like ice-cream
2. Don't like chocolate
3. Love really spicy food
4. Have always been slim and healthy
5. Super fit
6. Love to sky dive
7. Love spiders
8. Have a super tidy & decluttered home
9. Love wearing a bikini
10. Like red wine

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1. I am very secure
2. I love crowds
3. I am very short
4. I live on the Easstr coast
5. I have to cook
6. I love to drive.
7. love to clean, do it everyday
8. love to travel
9. love to eat
10.I am a big reader

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Take time to laugh - it is the music of the soul.
-- From an old English prayer.


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Not true:

1. I am stoic!
2. I can make up my mind automatically.
3. I am uneffected by the sad brown eyes of my dog.
4. I have never hot-flashed! (Uh .. right!)
5. Performing in front of a crowd scares me!
6. I don't want to go to Egypt. No I don't!
7. I understand Shakespeare!
8. I would love to get married again.
9. I love decaf!
10. This muggy 95 degree heat is good for the soul!
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5/24/09 2:34 P

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1) I dislike people. (Truth: I dislike crowds.)
2) I don't like music. (Truth: I like to listen to music, not have it blasted at me or have a conversation, not yell over music.)
3) I don't like the outdoors. (Truth: I like the powerful peacefulness of nature, but I live in a crowded, noisy city in a house that doesn't even have a yard!)
4) I'm unsocial. (Truth: I don't feel compelled to do what everybody else is doing.)
5) I'm apathetic. (Truth: I *really* appreciate even the tiniest acts of giving and thoughtfulness that come from the heart emoticon , rather than obligation, expectation or routine.)
6) I don't like parties. (Truth: I don't like crowds and would rather spend more quality time with fewer people.)
7) I don't care about people. (Truth: I actually care deeply and am easily moved to emotion. emoticon )
8) I am negative. (Truth: I am distrustful.)
9) I am distant. (Truth: My feelings are hurt unusually easily. emoticon )
10) I'm aloof. (Truth: I'm respectful; I don't want to intrude, impose or assume.)

Edited by: TDEMJANEC at: 5/24/2009 (14:59)
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5/16/09 6:53 P

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1. I'm another Martha Stewart!
2. I hate yard work!
3. I can't wait to get married again????
4. I am financially independent.
5. I have always exercised and lived a healthy lifestyle.
6. I love it when my sisters don't get along.
7. I hate the rain.
8. I love 100 degree weather.
9. I love poor customer service
Last but not least:
10. I don't wish I could take back some of the choices I made.






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1. I love shopping, especially grocery shopping
2. I encourage my kid to leave dirty socks all over the house. It adds a certain flair.
3. I never leave the house without make-up and perfect hair.
4. my financial status allows me to live carefree
5. I love commuting in stop and go traffic every day
6. I'm a social butterfly and very outgoing
7. Always eating the right things comes naturally
8. I never procrastinate and am always on top of things
9. My house is always spotless and the envy of the neighborhood (and so is my yard)
10. Living 6000 miles away from your family is the ultimate thrill

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Great answers ladies!


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Not true...
1. I'm not overweight! Never have been! I'm a trim size 6
2. Chocolate is my friend and we visit everyday.
3. I'm so talented my friends are jealous of me! I sing, dance AND act! lol
4. Yes, I just love my naturally curly hair! It's never out-of-control, not even on humid days.
5. I love getting hot and sweaty, therefore exercise is a real thrill.
6. I am independently wealthy, according to my bank statements.
7. I love living in a state that has only one season!
8. I never get stressed out.
9. Everyone says I look like Christy Brinkley! Or Cindy Crawford! Or Giselle Bunchen!
10. I'm a high-level spy for the CIA, FBI and Homeland Security.
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Life's an adventure ... take it one step at a time and don't underestimate yourself! You're capable of more than you think you are! How do I know this? You're still here aren't you? That means you haven't given up!


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Ten things not true about me...

1) I don't do drugs even though I act like I am on them..hehehe

2) I am not crazy even though I might come across crazy.

3) I don't want to be 21 again even if I don't act my age.

4) I do care about what people think I just don't care to do what they expect.

5) I do love my husband but I can't live with him.

6) I don't want to be married ever again.

7) I don't have a mean bone in my body but I will protect those I love with a vengeance!

8) I am not weak but I am submissive.

9) I don't like smoking but I do like the smell of cigars.

10) I don't like to be told what to do or be bossed around but I will take good advice if it is presented to me in the right way.



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3/27/09 9:01 P

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Love it!

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1 i love people that don't follow the rules.
2 i really love to have my picture taken.
3 i love to clean the toilet.
4 i hate to sleep
5i love to be pushed around at work all day
6i hate to exercise
7 i love really rude people
8 i never do the right thing
9 i hate the beach and the sunshine
10 I DESPISE alex o' loughlin and hope i never see him in another tv show or repeat of moonlight again. emoticon emoticon

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Not true...

1) Parking lots are a zen-like experience.
2) I haven't seen every episode of "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" at least twice...and my own friends don't call me "Bing".
3) I love the Pacific Northwest winter weather.
4) I don't want to elope next summer - I want a huge wedding.
5) I hate being a brunette.
6) I still hate running.
7) I'm not at all intimidated by gorgeous men...or beautiful women.
8) I'm completely mature and grown up.
9) I don't have a borderline addiction to Cherry Coke Zero.
10) Sexy, rugged helicopter pilots don't make my knees weak.

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It was great getting to know you... I LOVE snow too!

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NOT TRUE.....

1. HATE SNOW
2. HATE 100 TEMPS ON VACATIONS
3. HATE GETTING UP AT 5 AM
4. CAKE FOR DINNER ANYONE
5. I LOVE FISH CAN EAT IT EVER DAY
6. I LOVE WEIGHTING 150 POUNDS
7. I LOVE WATCHING T.V. ALL DAY
8. ALL OF MY RUBY'S ARE REAL
9. SPRING TIME WITH MY ALLERGIES ARE THE BEST
10. I HATE GREEN TEA,

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”




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Jennybell...I don't need to lose weight either... LOL

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1. I have 10 dogs
2. I live on a farm
3. I hate chocolate!
4. I love to jog
5. I hate being an only child
6. I would love to move to the ocean
7. I don’t need to lose weight
8. Monday is my favorite day of the week
9. I love all veggies
10.I only drink water

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That was great... you have all the answers to life.. oohhh we need to chat... LOL

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1. I love to exersice!
2. I hate chocolate!
3. I never struggle with balancing life add 6 kids!
4. I take things in stride..I am really easy going!
5. I am 2 sizes away from wearing my skinny jeans!
6. I am 31 without a zit on my face..who knew those were only for puberty stricken teenagers?
7. I have managed to give birth to several children without a stretch mark on my body..and don't bother worrying about the cottage cheese fat..that would never happen to me!
8. I look HOTT in my swim suit.....
9. I have all the answers to life..just ask!
10. I have considered wiring my jaw shut and using electric shock therapy to keep me from eating.


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Great post... love it!

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1. When I'm around handsome men, I exude confidence.
2. My youngest son is a model citizen, contributing to society.
3. I go everywhere in my crop top.
4. I finish one thing before I go to the next.
5. I drive a Lamborghini...red.
6. No jowls on me!!
7. My ex is certifiably sane.
8. My 100-pound Golden Retriever takes up just a tiny corner of the bed.
9. I grow money on trees.
10. I enjoy rude people.

You have a choice...you can throw in the towel or you can use it to wipe the sweat off your face.

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with NO excuses & don't wait on motivation that may never come. Take responsibility for your journey whether you 'feel like it' or not, you'll be glad you did!" ~ NOTABOUTHEFACE


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LOVED IT!!!! Your kids must know mine!!!! LOL

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(1)I love when my teenagers walk in the house and interrupt me with questions without saying hello first or even wait for me to stop what I am doing.

(2)I am naturally thin and eat whatever I want.

(3)My house isn't messy - we were just robbed.

(4)I would hate for you to drop by and visit me on a Sunday. Truly, I love the fact that I am always making the hour trip to your house.

(5)I love the fact that no one ever says, "Pat, how are you doing today?" instead of always worrying about how the kids are doing.

(6)I always know the right advice to give my children and am as patient and understanding as I act in their presence.

(7)I am NEVER tired.

(8)My favorite hobby is doing wash and emptying the dishwasher.

(9)My kids are neat freaks.

(10)My kids are both clear about their role in life and what they are going to be when they grow up.

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Such creative people we have here! Just love reading them!

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1. i am not a guy
2. i am the youngest of three boys
3. i hate the gym
4. i love to go shopping with my gf
5. i love to dance
6. i hate snow
7. i am very out going
8 i love answering question about me.]
9. i hate going out to eat
10.you can't like basketball and be my friend

Basketball doesn't build character it reveals it.
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1. I'm not a mind reader.

2. Don't talk to me from another room, ya might as well be talking to the air, or a wall.

3. If you speak softly, do not expect me to hear you.

4. Dinner will be served after I've had a bit of time to relax after getting home myself/not in the middle of a creative project.

5. My house isn't a mess, it is just in the process of being organized (finding the right place for everything).

6. I do not bleach my hair, so the chemicals do not reach my brain.

7. If you want a lie, do not ask me: for I'd rather tell the truth.

8. It's not about Religion, but rather a relationship with Jesus Christ.

9. Do not ask me to do something you aren't willing to do yourself, because if I'm busy I may not get to it.

10. Children, I'm not an Octopus: I only have 2 hands & you will get lunch when I give it to you, not before.

Cyndi

Phillippians 4:8 Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things.


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I LOVE it when my two year old throws a tantrum too! LOL

Loved your post!

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1. I'm a mind reader.

2. I LOVE doing laundry.

3. I know all.

4. My house is spotless & everything is in it's place.

5. I'm perfect.

6. I'm "artsy".

7. I LOVE it when my 2 yr old throws a tantrum.

8. I'm happiest when my husband sends me to purchase something I know absolutely nothing about.

9. I have a maid AND a nanny.

10. I'm a mechanic.



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Those were brilliant FABFUNKYFIT!!!!!

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weird - 1,2, 3 and 4 all happen in my house too emoticon

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1. I came home from the hospital in my size 4 jeans with a baby who breastfed perfectly from the start and slept through the night from day 1.

2. When I wake up in the morning I toss my hair and it just goes into the perfect style for the day.

3. My house is self-cleaning.

4. My children have never fought with each other. They share things nicely all the time, give their allowance to the starving children of the world and go to bed on time every night.

5. Oprah asked me if I would take over her show when she retires but couldn't afford me.

6. I've refused the cover of People's Most Beautiful People issue for 5 years running.

7. My body makes healthy food taste like brownies.

8. I have x-ray vision.

9. Donald Trump is buying my next house because I smiled in his general direction.

10. There is a UFO buried in my backyard.

Heather

"If you don't do what's best for your body, you're the one who comes up on the short end."

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Oh... I laughed... enjoyed your ten things!!! I thought I was the only one who could sing like Kelly!!!!

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1. I'm married to Channing
Tatum and having an affair with Wentworth Miller.

2. I can sing like Kelly Clarkson

3. My stomach is flat and pretty like Fergie

4. My butt is like Jennifer Lopez and I have hips like Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith.

5. I live in a 12 bedroom mansion in the mountains over looking a river.

6. I can skateboard, skii, and snowboard.

7. I was on American Idol but was cut.

8. I've got 14 kids like Angelina Jolie and Octo Mom.

9. My hair is platinum blonde and curly.

10. I am a size 8.



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Those were so creative... LOVED IT!!!!

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emoticon and LOVED #10 especially...

Barb


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1. I am a wrestling Diva on Monday night RAW
2. My extremely HOT husband is Batista.
3. I have a closet full of clothes and Jewlery like on the SEX and the City show.
4. My twin sister is PINK and we are rock stars. LOL
5. My other sister is the very beautiful Angelina Jolie.
6. I work my body out 7 days a week to look like Kim Kardashian.
7. I have admirers from Grey's Anatomy, like Mc Dreamy and Mc Steamy who are really into me.
8. I live in a mansion and have vacation homes all around the world.
9. I am so rich and I donate to all the charities.
10. I inspired the famous lines from
Jerry Maguire "You had me at hello" and from the movie Grease " Your the one that I want".


This was fun and cool, thanks ladies. I guess dreaming and laughing are very positive and you only live once, so make it count.



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LOVE bears all things, Believes all things
Hopes all things
Endures all things
LOVE NEVER ENDS.
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Thanks, guys, I planned on going on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, only to find out he was quitting...obviously just kidding...

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loved your post Barbara very funny indeed emoticon

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DCBORN... funny! Very creative indeed!!!!

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1. I took home Oscar on Academy Awards night last year, but he really wasn't my type.
2. In the hippie days of the late 1960's and early 1970's, I thought the world was full of peace and love, but realized I was just hallucinating.
2. I was Paul McCartney's secret love for years before Jane and Linda. He wrote and dedicated, "Michelle...my Bell" to me because he said Barbara didn't rhyme with anything.
3. I was the first American woman to fly a supersonic jet breaking the sound barrier which is probably why you never heard of it.
4. I woke up to find the scale said I lost 90 pounds in one day, but I was still dreaming.
5. I wrote the next 5 "things that are NOT true about me" in invisible ink on this page. You'll need your invisible rink decoder and super 3D glasses to decode and read them starting in 5...4...3...2...1...oops, so sorry...gone!

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THAT WAS FUNNY!!! I'm known for my perky boobs too.. after breastfeeding three kids its a miracle! LOL Enjoyed that post!

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I was once married to Tom Selleck
I am know for my perky boobs
I was Miss America in 1974
i wear high heels every day
I Speak 24 languages fluently
I have a six pack
You would be jealous of my gorgeous feet.
I LOVE Sushi
I have never drank alcohol
I didn't inhale

If you think you can, YOUR RIGHT! If you think you can't, YOUR RIGHT!


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OH thanks.. had a huge crush on him but now after seeing him with the other ladies... I'm sad.... he likes them a little risky... LOL

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I love your #1 about Brett Michaels.

Kelly

"i myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions "

"If your alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile...but anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

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Love it happygirl... my abs are flat too! LOL

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1. I have 3 girls
2. I love all veggies
3. My stomach is as flat as a board
4. Gilmore Girls was written about me and my mom
5. I love playing basketball.
6. I grew 3 inches over night
7. The song Hot and Cold song was written about me.
8. I live in a mansion in Ireland
9. Saturday is my favorite day of the week
10. I am get at doing things like this

"i myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions "

"If your alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile...but anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."

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You guys gave me the laugh I needed today. I am skipping out on this creative thread - too brilliant for me!

Barb

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emoticon absolutely brilliant. cant beat that but...

1. Yes, I do know that boy who moved to england from america last month. It's a small country, right?

2. My body is still a size 6, its the sizing thats different.

3. Chocolate must be a lot more calorific than they let on - I swear I only eat the one piece.

4. I'm a model for Victoria's Secret - i don't like to boast.

5. I adopted all my children hence my body still being in amazing condition.

6. The gym club refused me membership because I would show the others up just a little too much.

7. I know fast food is good for me. The health industry is operating a conspiracy.

8. I was a contender for Britain's next Top Model, but the other's refused to sign if I stayed - they weren't prepared to waste their time.

9. I was the muse for James Blunt's (singer) song - Beautiful.

10. I never came out of the ladies loo with my skirt tucked into the back of my knickers


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Ok Ladies...

One thing in this life that I have found is that the more you laugh the less you can eat because you would choke to death so the next time you want to pick up that tasty little bit come on over here to Positive Mental Attitude and read some lines...

Laughter is health to you so here is a laugh.. I HOPE!!!!

1. Brett Michaels (80's rocker) has never been the same after I broke up with him.. now he has to do Rock Of Love to try to make me jealous.

2. I made it to Hollywood on American Idol's first season.... until they figured out my age.

3. While living in England a wherewolf and I had a spot of tea. He calls every year just to say hi!

4. While working on my Uncle's ranch I let a calf suck my arm and got ring worm... oops that happened!

5. I worked nights at a strip club for the over weight... my stage name was jiggle bot... did you see me?

6. Every scale I step on seems to add fifty pounds to my weight.. it is a government conspiracy!

7. Annie was written after my own life... it IS a hard knock life dangit!!!

8. The phrase TMI (too much information) was invented after spending an afternoon with me.

9. After going to the Snack Bar after the pool only wearing my towel for several weeks they started the No Shirt No Shoes No Service rule... GOSH!!!!

10. Nelly wrote the song, "It's getting hot in here" after going out on a date with me.

Now lets see how creative you guys can be!


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