1)Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
2)A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
3)Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
4)There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.
George Bernard Shaw
5)Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise.
6)What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
7)History is a set of lies agreed upon.
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