You are allowed to put leftover Halloween candy into a sink of water, then rip them open and let them go down the disposal. No one in China will die. Your co-workers don't need it, your fellow church members don't need it. You don't need to keep it around while you figure out who should get it. It's just candy. You will not have wasted any money. It is far more wasted on your hips than down the disposal.
Brew a nice pot of decaf, turn off the outdoor lights at 8, and have your own Candy Disposal Party. Then go to bed with a smile, knowing that nothing will be calling you from the cupboard.
Tomorrow you will feel like a million dollars!
No one ever got up in the morning wishing she'd eaten more the night before.
Original Goal: 114. Current old lady goal: 106.