This is a tongue-in-cheek email that I received and I laughed really hard for several minutes. Sometimes it helps to have a little fun even when you are seriously trying to lose weight! Enjoy!
I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner. I use shampoo in the shower and when I wash my hair the shampoo runs down my whole body. Printed clearly on the shampoo label is the warning, "for extra body and volume." No wonder I have been gaining weight.
Well, I've gotten rid of that shampoo and am going to start shampooing with Dawn dish soap. Its label reads, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove!"
I love to watch the sandpipers run to and fro on the beach locating the right food and exercising with the fastest legs you can imagine, thus getting both food and exercise, inspiring me on my beach run to good health journey.
| current weight: 153.0