- Put Down that Fork and Step Away from the Buffet! (I like the rhyme) - No Weigh Out (hmm...perhaps a little defeatist) - The Weight Is Over! - Why Weight? - Me? Fat? No Weigh! - Just What You've Been Weighting For! - No More Weighting Around - The Weighting Room (use that for the exercise manual) - Weight! Weight! Don't Tell Me!
Okay, I seem to prefer plays on the words "wait" and "way" - plenty of room for fun here.
Pray to God, but row for shore.
Karen - Eastern Standard Time
Pounds lost: 5.0
Fitness Minutes: (35,692)
1/24/13 4:49 P
"Trust Me - It's Not the Clothes That Make Your Butt Look Big...Your Butt IS Big"
The most handicapped person in the world is a negative thinker; a person who has the skills, abilities, talents and tools, yet chooses not to use them. ~Heather Whitestone
Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. ~Leonard Cohen
Pounds lost: 18.0
Fitness Minutes: (114,859)
9,457 1/24/13 4:33 P
loved reading the whole board it was funny and cute . so i wanted to laugh and i did . you hit the nail on the head . lol
sugarsmom2 donna wva
current weight: 221.0
Fitness Minutes: (8,818)
1/24/13 4:31 P
Still laughing and loving this thread alot.....
“A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard.”
"We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?"
Pounds lost: 10.0
Fitness Minutes: (24,073)
1,184 1/24/13 3:19 P
I love Belgium chocolate ! Thanks for sharing
These are great titles you are great women
Edited by: IOWADEB at: 1/24/2013 (15:22)
If you deal with High Blood Pressure try the DASH diet http://www.sparkpeople.com/myspark/gro ups_individual.asp?gid=51260
March Minutes: 0
Fitness Minutes: (47,562)
1/24/13 2:39 P
"Yes, You DO Have to Exercise!"
Lenore (Vancouver, Canada)
Amber Amazon Warrior!! (BLC21 to BLC24) Amazon Reward Level: Prothoe - First In Might
HUFFLEPUFF House in Hogwarts spring term
Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased. Thus we refute entropy. - Spider Robinson
What fits your busy schedule better: exercising 1 hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day? - Glasbergen
What other people think of me is none of my business. – Dr. Wayne Dyer
current weight: 191.3
1/24/13 1:14 P
"Jane was right" book title. 1st page paragraph. "I started listening to Jane Fonda, when I couldn't fit in my Honda!"
Fitness Minutes: (2,806)
1/24/13 9:16 A
You guys are hilarious!! I'm going to read more later when I have more time.
How to Lose Weight by eating all the foods you Hate
I'm sorry, the reality in which I live in.
Pounds lost: 16.0
Fitness Minutes: (35,147)
1/24/13 7:33 A
"Back Away From That Twinkie!"
In this age of information; IGNORANCE IS A CHOICE!!
Pounds lost: 10.5
Fitness Minutes: (15,051)
1/23/13 8:54 P
" I have those pants in 6 different sizes" Really, I do.
current weight: 240.0
1/23/13 5:54 P
"The Girls" Are Always the First to Go
Might be true but it sure won't sell any books :P
Goal 1 - break 200 (46 pounds lost)**DONE** Goal 2 - leave obesity behind (BMI 29.9, at 185#) **DONE** Goal 3 - BMI = Normal (154# or less)
current weight: 172.5
1/23/13 5:50 P
If it’s yellow, let it mellow…64 reasons a day why I finally went ‘Green’
“Does this butt make my jeans look big?”
'Donde es el bano?': How to ask where the bathroom is in 100 languages: An Emergency Guide for Dieters
~Movie Title Makeovers: Life of Pie-Confessions of a Fat Woman The Twilight Saga: How to Cope with the midnight munchies Here Comes the Boom: How a high fiber diet ruined my marriage Mor Miserables Resident Evil: Cellulite Distribution The Born Legacy: It’s not my fault-Fat is in my Jeans The Dark Night Rises-They’re finally asleep. It’s time to eat! Total Recall: Track ‘em if you ate ‘em Women in Black 3X The Girl with the Twinkie Tattoo Three Musketeers: There’s nothing fun about fun size bars The Helpings: You is kind of fat. You should Spark. Yogurt is important.
Edited by: WACFIT at: 1/23/2013 (17:51)
Carol/WI "Quitting is NOT an option!" 2014: New Year, New Me!
March Minutes: 41
Fitness Minutes: (36,922)
526 1/23/13 3:25 P
I CAN1T BELIEVE I EAT THE WHOLE THING
i CAN And will do this in spite of any obstruction be it man or beast or, friend or foe firstname.lastname@example.org
I have been seriously a meditator for many years. And I did read a book called Meditation to Attain a Healthy Weight by Lawrence LeShan ... so, yeah that book nearly 20 years ago, is a "been there done that" ... bet HE was meditating his way to the bank in those days ...
Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal.
- Igor Stravinsky
Find a way.
(Said after swimming from Cuba to Key West without fins or shark cages)
Fitness Minutes: (59,560)
988 1/23/13 12:23 P
How to become an athlete without really trying. :)
"Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn." - Gore Vidal Harder, better, faster, stronger, baby! Go team Sapphire!!! SW 01-01-07 - 265 SW 09-07-07 - 235 (joined SP) CW 12-15-13 - 174.8
current weight: 174.8
Fitness Minutes: (3,530)
1/23/13 10:39 A
Meditation for wieght loss. I put a cd, you were to mediate 30 min before you eat. My friends and I laughed so hard when they seen me do this. It was a waste and silly on my part!
Fitness Minutes: (25,084)
1/23/13 10:24 A
Ah JoyfulRoad, I think you've sized me up perfectly!
I think my favourite has to be the one about "You are what you eat: don't be fast, cheap and easy" (sorry, it was a few pages back, so I don't have the name of who wrote it). I think this will be my new motto!
current weight: 142.0
1/21/13 3:27 P
365 International Celebrations for the Dieter who only overdoes it on 'special occassions.'
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