"I used to say point blank, "I'm not pregnant, just fat." Every time, they looked horrified and apologized. And I guarantee you they didn't do it again"
That is a great strategy :)
When I was a kid-- I'm talking like 10 years old or so-- my best friend told me I looked pregnant. She did it deliberately to be mean (we fought ALL the time, and I'm sure I said mean things to her too), and I knew it, but twenty years later, it sticks with me. (She also told me at another time that I had a mustache... which was probably true, as I have PCOS, lol.)
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