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Watermelon - It's a good fruit....You Eat, You Drink, You Wash Your Face

-Enrico Caruso-

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?.....Phyllis Diller
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5/21/14 12:38 P

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A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~Author Unknown


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5/13/14 11:31 A

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I eat all I can and can the rest. emoticon



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"Everyone thinks a girl's dream is to find the perfect man. That's wrong, a girl's dream is to get thin by eating cupcakes."

Haha, isn't it though?

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5/11/14 5:20 P

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Relish today, ketchup tomorrow

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?.....Phyllis Diller
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5/10/14 11:26 A

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Since I can't click "like"...my fav so far is "Eat more veggies, have less wedgies!"

...then theres jewels like:
"Don't trust a skinny chef"

and

"I don't skinny dip, I chunk dunk!"



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5/10/14 10:53 A

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Some Sparker has a great sig - a quote from Jack LaLanne, I think....
"if it tastes good, spit it out!"

LOL


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they've forgotten we're really just animals ...
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5/10/14 9:56 A

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Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems necessary.
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5/7/14 3:26 P

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What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten?

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?.....Phyllis Diller
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5/7/14 2:34 P

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Stop eating.

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5/7/14 2:28 P

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"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." —Erma Bombeck




"This life is what you make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth....Keep trying, hold on, and always, always, always believe in yourself, because if you don't, then who will, sweetie?" - Marilyn Monroe
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another one from Garfield - Stressed is DESSERTS spelled backwards

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Forget your perfect offering, there is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in.
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5/7/14 1:51 P

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Diet is die with a T ~Garfield

Made it to my maintenance weight of 125 pounds.

Eat what you like and if someone comments, eat them too

Please read my blog

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5/7/14 12:43 P

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EDITED 'cause what I originally posted has appeared several times in various forms

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis

Some people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
Steven Wright

The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measurements anew every time he sees me, while all the rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them.
George Bernard Shaw

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5/7/14 12:38 P



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“The road to health is paved with good intestines!” - Sherry A. Rogers

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5/7/14 11:59 A

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Ever try the onion scale??...It makes you cry every time you step on it

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?.....Phyllis Diller
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5/6/14 12:39 P

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"Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers."

— Unknown

"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet."

— William Gilmore Beymer

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3/27/14 9:42 A

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"The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends."

"Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet."

"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips, and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale."

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3/8/14 8:29 P

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My doctor told me to eat something every two hours. He prescribed Little Debbie

Edited by: MANDIETERRIER1 at: 3/9/2014 (23:05)
Made it to my maintenance weight of 125 pounds.

Eat what you like and if someone comments, eat them too

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3/8/14 7:31 P

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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."

— Orson Welles

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I went from 210-120 in 16 months with SparkPeople!
My maintenance range is 120-125 lbs.
In Maintenance since 8/11/09!!

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I didn't "make it happen" the first time, I "made it happen" the last time!



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According to BMI I am at my perfect weight, but only if I was eight feet tall

I wish I could like some of the other posts. So funny!
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Made it to my maintenance weight of 125 pounds.

Eat what you like and if someone comments, eat them too

Please read my blog

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3/8/14 9:57 A

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Clean your plate

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3/8/14 3:12 A

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This is not so silly but: "Eat to live, don't live to eat."

I am always worth my best. My best is good enough for anyone.


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3/6/14 12:04 P

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.


Live, Laugh, Love


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3/6/14 8:12 A

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A minute on the lips, forever on the hips!

"Above all else, guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life."
Proverbs 4:23


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3/5/14 3:55 P

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Just saw this one:

"Can my refusal to go to the gym this morning be counted as resistance training?"

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"The greasy fry, it cannot lie, its truth is written on your thigh."

Like Gold to Aery Thinness Beat. ~John Donne


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"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it."

"An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day." (Lol, definitely!)

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."


(The wedgie one made me giggle.)

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2/28/14 4:14 A

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Eat more veggies, have less wedgies



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2/25/14 9:11 A

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"According to my BMI Chart, I am too short" ☺

98% of life is just simply showing up. Keep motivated and never give up!


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2/25/14 9:03 A

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and the old chestnut:

'I'm on a sea food diet ........ see food and eat it.'

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2/25/14 9:02 A

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on a birthday card:

'There's a thin person inside me screaming to come out ....... but a cream cake usually shuts her up.'

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2/24/14 2:06 P



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I hate diets. They're morally wrong. A stomach is a terrible thing to waste - Garfield (the cat)

More Garfield

"I never met a lasagna I didn't like."

"I shall now attempt to eat a diet lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce lightly seasoned with one quart of Mayonnaise!"

Edited by: ARCHIMEDESII at: 2/24/2014 (14:08)
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I wish I could "like" some of these posts! emoticon

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days." -Totie Fields

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studies show or studies seem to indicate. What follows those words often means nothing.

Today's quote:
Do or do not do; there is no try

--Yoda


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"I'm in shape. Round is a shape."



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2/24/14 11:10 A

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A moment on the lips - a month on the hips. ( NOTHING tastes THAT good!)

“Keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you”
(Matthew 7:7, NLT)


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"I'm not fat, I'm FLUFFY"

"Everything in moderation" pfft


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Salesman to my rotund aunt as she tried to squeeze through a narrow space in the shop: 'Try going sideways, madam.'
Aunty Vi: 'I haven't got a sideways.'

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Salesman: "Peter, did you loose weight?"

Peter Griffin: "No, it is still there, it is just parted to the side."



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I keep trying to lose weight...but it keeps finding me!

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I'm allergic to food. Every time I eat it breaks out into fat. - Jennifer Greene Duncan

Like Gold to Aery Thinness Beat. ~John Donne


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2/23/14 3:56 P

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"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", if that were true, there would not be a billion dollar weight loss industry.

Plan for tomorrow, but enjoy the heck out of today.


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"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
Orson Welles

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"Learn from nature: See how everything gets accomplished and how the miracle of life unfolds without dissatisfaction or unhappiness."
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2/23/14 1:19 P

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I had to change my shampoo as it was making me put on weight. It said so on the bottle. 'For added volume and body.'

Now I just use washing up liquid as it 'dissolves grease fast'.

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“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” - Mark Twain

and speaking of fun Homer Simpson quotes


Editor: You know, Homer, we need someone like you. Someone who doesn't immediately "poo-poo" everything he eats.
Homer: Nah, usually takes me a few hours.

Homer: Hey, I smell cake! Cake that says… [sniffs air] farewell…and… [sniffs again] best wishes!
Nelson: Your old man has an awesome nose.
Bart: Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.



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I'm not fat just short for my weight!!

The strength of the wolf is the pack and the strength of the pack is the wolf!!!



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“Flabbergasted, adjective. .....Appalled over how much weight you have gained. "
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I was watching the Simpsons, and this exchange between Marge and Homer made me giggle:

Homer: What's that?
Marge: It's the start of your new diet.
Homer: But I have all those other diets I haven't finished yet!


What other diet/exercise quotes/sayings make you giggle?



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