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  • Some funny late nite...

    7/27/2014 11:41:47 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    I saw that Hillary Clinton visited the headquarters of Twitter and Facebook yesterday. Hillary would also have visited LinkedIn, but she already knows what job she wants. -Jimmy Fallon Netflix is testing a new feature that will allow you to hide what you've been watching. You just click the but... Read more

  • 2012 Darwin Awards

    7/26/2014 9:24:11 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    This award is given to some person who eliminates himself effectively from the human gene pool through an outstanding if not original display of uniqueness in his thinking process. Nominee No. 1: [San Jose Mercury News]: An unidentified man, using a shotgun... Read more

  • It's all relative!

    7/26/2014 5:56:35 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    A little humor for today: This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things... Read more

  • You know it's July in Florida when:

    7/26/2014 4:50:26 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    - Hot water comes out of both taps. - You find out that a seatbelt buckle makes a pretty nice branding iron. - The trees are whistling for the dogs. - You find out that you can get sunburned through your car window. - The birds need to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground. -... Read more

  • My trip to Ireland!

    7/17/2014 10:34:37 AM, by ADRIENNEAKAAJ

    Even though I feel off the wagon with my fitness..I did have an amazing trip to Ireland! Here are some pictures ... Read more

  • Getting back on the wagon..

    7/17/2014 10:24:57 AM, by ADRIENNEAKAAJ

    I feel like I have lost my motivation I have had a lot going on lately and I am regretting not fitting in my workouts or logging my food. Shortly after the BIG move to Tennessee and getting settled into my new job, I went to Ireland for 2 weeks. It was an amazing trip! BUT it thr... Read more

  • Late Nite funnees

    7/17/2014 2:20:07 AM, by SUNSHINE65

    While he was in Cuba this weekend, Vladimir Putin met with Fidel Castro and promised to revive Cuba's oil industry. Not to be confused with the other thing Cuba's always having to revive: Fidel Castro. -Jimmy Fallon Germany won, but they're still mad at us for spying on them. So they're conside... Read more

  • Senile Moment

    7/14/2014 12:39:23 AM, by SUNSHINE65

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  • Laughs

    7/9/2014 11:17:10 AM, by SUNSHINE65

    A Dreadful Fight Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joan... Read more

  • Late Nite Funniest

    7/6/2014 9:45:54 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    I'm trying to figure out what to make for the Fourth of July. Hamburgers and hot dogs get a lot of attention, but the Fourth is really the blueberry's day to shine. When you need a blue food to round out your red, white, and blue items, there's nowhere else to turn but the blueberry. -Jimmy Kimmel ... Read more

  • Hello -- I have questions!

    7/5/2014 11:52:57 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? ... Read more

  • Contemplating Cats

    7/3/2014 1:02:06 AM, by SUNSHINE65

    There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." --Anonymous "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." --Jeff Valdez "In a cat's eye... Read more

  • Embarking on a new journey

    7/1/2014 11:41:12 PM, by CHOCSUNDAE

    You may recall that I lost my job at the end of January. I haven't found a new job yet, but I am preparing myself to never lose another job. Today was my orientation for Massage Therapy school. School begins next Monday. I am excited to be doing this. I just need to make sure that I will ha... Read more

  • Laughs

    7/1/2014 9:46:42 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how much do you think I could get for one of them?" Without looking up from his paper my husband repli... Read more

  • Late Nite Funnies

    6/30/2014 11:56:57 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    A man walked into McDonald's with a knife in his back. Yeah, with a knife in his back. His heart wasn't in danger until he ordered the food, said doctors. -Conan O'Brien NBC is making a movie about the Beatles. However, they will not be allowed to use the Beatles music and they will not be allo... Read more

  • If Abraham had tweeted:

    6/29/2014 9:33:53 PM, by SUNSHINE65

    The Gettysburg Address 87 yrs ago, our fathers did stuff. Now big war. Govt by people good. On the south's firing upon Fort Sumter Oh No you Di'int The Emanipation Proclamation Slaves free! (if living in Confed.) rest of you--not so much. Ford's Theater Play s'posed 2 B... Read more

  • Oh, those doctor bills!

    6/29/2014 3:53:39 PM, by SUNSHINE65

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