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I got!!!
4/21/2014 12:37:13 AM,  2 COMMENTS

I got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!" ...  Read more


4/20/2014 11:41:16 PM,  1 COMMENTS

Sparkpeops: * The businesspeop went to the seminar. Peop felt the program was well worth the money peop paid. * The businesspeop was an Enlishp...  Read more


A few laffs
4/20/2014 7:49:18 PM,  13 COMMENTS

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful....  Read more


Happy Easter!
4/20/2014 5:43:33 PM,  2 COMMENTS

Oops - didn't realize that I didn't blog earlier (had to leave early so I figured I'd return at some point - just thought I got the blog out first - a...  Read more


3 Strong Women
4/20/2014 4:38:23 PM,  4 COMMENTS

I was looking for something to spice up my non-existent strength program and came across these ladies from the past. Set the Wayback Machine for...  Read more


Jesus Is For Real!
4/20/2014 10:26:42 AM,  18 COMMENTS

The Resurrection of Jesus Christ is very real ........ In His resurrection, we as believers find redemption .......... His wonderful gift .........  Read more


I was SPA dayed!!
4/20/2014 10:19:10 AM,  12 COMMENTS

My Son owns 2 Planet Beach day spa's Yesterday every nerve ending I had hurt! I asked my Son if he had any openings for me to do message. He text...  Read more


Finally got my FitBit !
4/19/2014 10:31:40 PM,  2 COMMENTS

So I finally had enough money to buy myself the fitbit I wanted. Any who are interested... Add me and I'l...  Read more


You can't reason with babies!
4/19/2014 8:26:46 PM,  7 COMMENTS  Read more


4/19/2014 7:58:34 PM,  6 COMMENTS

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Really fun ad...
4/19/2014 7:51:47 PM,  5 COMMENTS  Read more


Saturday's Synopsis
4/19/2014 5:47:10 PM,  9 COMMENTS

Truth....  Read more


Happy Easter
4/19/2014 4:24:20 PM,  11 COMMENTS

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Day 11 of DietBet10 - Day 18 of DietBet4
4/19/2014 4:23:50 PM,  0 COMMENTS

I ran my We Stand With Boston Virtual half marathon on Thursday. Actually walked it. Today I'm not feeling very good, so I decided to go for a...  Read more


Hey, Peops; or, More to the Point, Peop!
4/19/2014 2:27:42 PM,  6 COMMENTS

SparkPeops, InkLush ======= The English language is a wonder; in fact, it's several wonders, since it really isn't one, coherent language. It...  Read more


A Winner is Just a Loser Who Tried One More Time
4/19/2014 11:49:38 AM,  89 COMMENTS

That is so true! So many people have told me that they could never do what I have done, but I don't believe it. Why? Because I didn't believe I cou...  Read more


feel like I've been run over by a train
4/19/2014 11:44:28 AM,  14 COMMENTS

Good grief! Is this what drug addicts feel like when they come off all those "good" drugs?? I feel like I've been run over by a train...every mu...  Read more


It's Easter!!
4/19/2014 10:59:48 AM,  7 COMMENTS

It is a lovely day, the tempts are nice, the sun is shining, and memories are flooding in. When I was a child I remember Easter being a time for...  Read more


Kentucky fried chicken
4/19/2014 7:18:06 AM,  12 COMMENTS

A problem with DH's condition is lack of appetite. He had a craving for dinner courtesy of Colonel Sanders yesterday. He ate quite a lot. It was great...  Read more


Weekend so far.....
4/19/2014 6:44:02 AM,  3 COMMENTS

I just could *not* handle a church event last night, so I decided to focus on getting a full night's sleep, which I did........felt great! Seems...  Read more


If a man!!!
4/18/2014 10:40:38 PM,  6 COMMENTS

If a man can't make your panties wet, either through laughin' or lovin', there's no sense in keepin' him around! ...  Read more


Is it possible?
4/18/2014 8:34:00 AM,  6 COMMENTS

I have always dreaded exercise. One of my goals has been to learn to enjoy it. When I was in the Army, I ran because I had to. When I retired...  Read more


4/18/2014 4:02:03 AM,  2 COMMENTS

Up at 2:30AM - once again, NOT by my choice! GRRRRRR!!!!!! 28 Continuing to do fairly well, food-wise.........handled a social event...  Read more


Thursday's The Story of my Life
4/17/2014 10:53:22 PM,  8 COMMENTS

Never thought in a million years that Frog and Toad stories would foreshadow my future. But indeed, here's proof!...  Read more


World's Hardest Job
4/17/2014 10:38:32 PM,  13 COMMENTS

Looking for a change of work environment? I'm not sure this is it!
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A Guy!!!
4/17/2014 9:22:43 PM,  8 COMMENTS

A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick Beastard!!! ...  Read more


On the road again....Willie could not toke where I am though..
4/17/2014 2:09:32 PM,  5 COMMENTS

For some of you who have seen my presence more in the past than recently, there is a reason. I am still exercising and trying (tougher on the road) t...  Read more


4/17/2014 9:49:07 AM,  3 COMMENTS

Yesterday I talked about stepping up my food game but that I wasn't really going all out and tracking everything. Then I tracked everything. Ha!...  Read more


Just One Silly Moment
4/17/2014 9:30:54 AM,  49 COMMENTS

Silly dilly moments with a laugh or two just help us make it through the day. Marge takes time out from her glamorous day of multi-tasking t...  Read more


Hi my name is...
4/17/2014 9:08:36 AM,  15 COMMENTS

Hi! My name is Stephanie and I have an unhealthy relationship with food. I don't see food as nourishment for the body, I see it only as a necessity an...  Read more


Muddling through, plodding on and soldiering forth........
4/17/2014 5:14:20 AM,  4 COMMENTS

Am doing much better this week with watching what I eat - let's hope this continues! Still have a few food-related challenges ahead, but so far, so g...  Read more


Jumping on Beds, etc
4/17/2014 12:46:24 AM,  8 COMMENTS

Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he wou...  Read more


Are you a true elementary school teacher?
4/17/2014 12:44:20 AM,  3 COMMENTS

1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home? 2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away...  Read more


Last day: Louisiana
4/16/2014 10:58:47 PM,  9 COMMENTS

The last day of one of these series where we run 5 races in 5 states in 5 days always feels like the last day of school. Except rarely (never) do we f...  Read more


Wednesday's What Clapping Means
4/16/2014 10:33:57 PM,  8 COMMENTS

Well, now we know. 20...  Read more


Housework - kitchen
4/16/2014 8:07:08 PM,  11 COMMENTS

Yesterday was the kitchen's turn. Three hours cleaning everything inside and out, though there isn't a whole lot of kitchen to clean. And it's...  Read more


One Night!!!
4/16/2014 4:03:28 PM,  10 COMMENTS

One night a lady came home from her weekly prayer meeting, found she was being robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2:38: 'Repent & be baptized & your s...  Read more


4/16/2014 12:13:15 PM,  8 COMMENTS

Freaks! Of course, you realized, going in, that this post was going to be about perspective, didn't you? 40 Who and what am I addressing?...  Read more


Day 8 of DietBet10 - Day 15 of DietBet4
4/16/2014 11:12:22 AM,  1 COMMENTS

Yesterday was a good day. It was my first day back at fitness after being so sick. I was also on track with my water. I ate very low in my calorie...  Read more


Need new clothes
4/16/2014 10:53:17 AM,  6 COMMENTS

So my dryer has decided to shrink my clothes and my scale is broke.....okay so maybe it's just me. 15 Well I am now down to two good pairs of je...  Read more


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