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Help, please! Diet after cholecystectomy?
8/2/2014 8:42:28 AM,  2 COMMENTS

I am scheduled (in 4 days) for a laparoscopic cholecystectomy & am wondering if I need to adjust my diet afterwards. I plan to ask my doctor about th...  Read more

DFROMTX

SWISHING
4/29/2014 10:30:20 AM,  4 COMMENTS

> > > SWISHING! ! ! > > A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. > The Doctor asks: "What's the...  Read more

DFROMTX

Please help!! Need to delete from nutrition page.
3/2/2014 3:09:08 PM,  3 COMMENTS

I entered the wrong amount on one of my lunch items. I don't know how to take it off. I could do it on the "old" nutrition page, but am stumped on t...  Read more

DFROMTX

OMG, my new scale sent me into shock!
2/27/2014 6:15:18 PM,  6 COMMENTS

I have been using an old "dial" scale ever since I started on SP. It never records right....you can get on & it would give one reading, & after getti...  Read more

DFROMTX

NATIONAL DO A GROUCH A FAVOR DAY
2/16/2014 10:22:03 AM,  2 COMMENTS

Do a Grouch a Favor Day is celebrated on February 16th of each year. A grouch is a person who is habitually grumpy or ill-tempered. The idea is to loo...  Read more

DFROMTX

'HOME SCHOOLED"
2/6/2014 6:40:35 PM,  1 COMMENTS

Most of us were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each oth...  Read more

DFROMTX

THE BATHTUB TEST
2/2/2014 11:44:37 AM,  1 COMMENTS

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be insitut8ionalized. "Well," said the...  Read more

DFROMTX

"THAT IS WHY THE CONFESSIONAL IS PRIVATE"
1/27/2014 7:26:03 AM,  6 COMMENTS

Laughing Matters An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Klu Klux Kl...  Read more

DFROMTX

Speeding Victim
1/21/2014 6:17:08 PM,  4 COMMENTS

A police officer in a small town stopped a motoring who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer! " the man began "I can explain." "Just be qui...  Read more

DFROMTX

FRIENDSHIP
1/14/2014 6:04:14 PM,  4 COMMENTS

Friendship between women: A woman doesnít come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. ...  Read more

DFROMTX

MASCULINE OR FEMININE?
1/8/2014 7:50:38 AM,  4 COMMENTS

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House" f...  Read more

DFROMTX

Thank You, Spark Members
11/29/2013 5:42:00 PM,  3 COMMENTS

Thank each & everyone of you who took the tme to write on my Spark Page or send me a Goodie today on my 71st birthday! It means a lot to me. I...  Read more

DFROMTX

The Man In The Hot Air Balloon
10/19/2013 5:04:22 PM,  8 COMMENTS

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,Ē Excuse me, ca...  Read more

DFROMTX

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!
10/15/2013 4:36:17 PM,  14 COMMENTS

Dear Wife, Iím writing you this letter to tell you that Iím leaving you forever. Iíve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show...  Read more

DFROMTX

Almonds & Old People (joke)
10/7/2013 5:20:16 PM,  6 COMMENTS

A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder. She offers him a handful of...  Read more

DFROMTX

Joke
9/27/2013 3:42:19 PM,  9 COMMENTS

A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet and put the cat out in...  Read more

DFROMTX

The Guitarist (joke)
9/15/2013 3:19:50 PM,  3 COMMENTS

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or fr...  Read more

DFROMTX

Hanging the onions & garden on the patio (with pictures)
9/12/2013 11:43:46 AM,  6 COMMENTS

When it was time to pull the large onions from the garden I hung them one-by-one on string on my porch with a "slip knot" holding each one. I cann...  Read more

DFROMTX

Saw This On Facebook And Had To Share
9/1/2013 9:37:44 PM,  21 COMMENTS

246 Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless) Read it all the way through. It's a good laugh for people in the over 60 group and r...  Read more

ROSIEJ1942

A Laugh, A Smile, and Be Positive
8/5/2013 10:21:20 AM,  8 COMMENTS

BARB: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Barb. How'd you die? BARB: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! BARB: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shakin...  Read more

DFROMTX

2013 Grayling Annual Canoe Race
7/30/2013 11:30:26 PM,  8 COMMENTS

Grayling Annual Canoe Race, This is a Big thing in our town of Grayling, it also draws a Big Crowd over the weekend. This year they added a mini fair...  Read more

ROSIEJ1942

Husband & Wife
7/26/2013 12:23:38 PM,  8 COMMENTS

On their wedding night, the young bride Approached her new husband and asked For $20.00 for their first lovemaking Encounter. In his highly ar...  Read more

DFROMTX

3 Days = 15 Days, what??????
7/20/2013 8:45:43 AM,  4 COMMENTS

15 days ago the carpenter started on our room. We removed EVERYTHING (including my satellite which made me off-line). She said the job would take ab...  Read more

DFROMTX

Happy Birthday To my Late DH
6/28/2013 7:38:41 PM,  9 COMMENTS

Today would be my DH'S 71st Birthday. Happy Birthday, R.I.P. I Love You and Miss You Forever and Always... 129...  Read more

ROSIEJ1942

I did not forget
6/28/2013 7:18:34 AM,  6 COMMENTS

I got all my onions pulled, pulled the weeds from around the tomato plants and have hung the onions with "kite" string on my porch. I did not forget...  Read more

DFROMTX

Weather (joke)
6/20/2013 9:35:23 AM,  6 COMMENTS

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the tuck and proce...  Read more

DFROMTX

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE
6/18/2013 9:01:25 AM,  11 COMMENTS

>> A COWBOY TOMBSTONE : >> >> Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscri...  Read more

DFROMTX

Airport Check-In
6/17/2013 11:33:47 AM,  9 COMMENTS

> >>It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious. I wish I had >>the guts of this girl. An award should go to the Unite...  Read more

DFROMTX

Gardening is hard work, but the results are nice
6/12/2013 5:56:50 PM,  8 COMMENTS

I spent 2 1/4 hours today in the garden. It was time to dig the potatoes. They turned out good & I got my exercise for the day....all that bending u...  Read more

DFROMTX

Papa Joe Aviance Lost 250 Pounds on the '99-Cent Diet'
6/5/2013 12:44:53 PM,  3 COMMENTS

This is an interesting article. You will probably have to copy & paste the address below. Happy reading & happy Sparking! http://health.yah...  Read more

DFROMTX

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
5/29/2013 11:32:18 AM,  10 COMMENTS

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHE...  Read more

DFROMTX

SUNDAY JOKES
5/26/2013 6:59:22 AM,  11 COMMENTS

DRESS-UP A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear t...  Read more

DFROMTX

WOMEN IN LEATHER DRESSES
5/23/2013 4:42:33 PM,  8 COMMENTS

Did you know this about leather dresses: Did you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's HEART beats quicker. his THROAT gets d...  Read more

DFROMTX

Not A Restart, Just a "Reboot"
5/17/2013 4:19:46 PM,  8 COMMENTS

i "REBOOTED" myself on SP 04/08 & got back to faithfully tracking, etc. I am not yet consistent with my exercise, but am slowly getting there. Since...  Read more

DFROMTX

The Bull & The DEA Agent
5/10/2013 4:45:08 PM,  10 COMMENTS

A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." T...  Read more

DFROMTX

WHY GOD MADE MOMS
5/7/2013 10:24:44 AM,  8 COMMENTS

WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one w...  Read more

DFROMTX

Tomorrow's The Big Day
5/5/2013 4:34:48 PM,  11 COMMENTS

Tomorrow I get back on track. I never officially left SP, but over the last few months I "drifted off the beaten path". It was only little things at...  Read more

DFROMTX

THE GYN APPOINTMENT (hilarious joke)
3/29/2013 7:34:29 AM,  13 COMMENTS

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctorís office to tell me th...  Read more

DFROMTX

PUBLIC WARNING
3/22/2013 2:45:54 PM,  8 COMMENTS

♥ .. PUBLIC WARNING!! A True Story Serve as a Warning To the men: warn your loved ones! To the women: remember this! About a...  Read more

DFROMTX

STOPPED BY THE POLICE @ 2AM
3/21/2013 10:41:12 AM,  11 COMMENTS

Stopped by police @2am An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The...  Read more

DFROMTX

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