(for my fellow logophiles to ponder)
Did you know that “verb” is a noun?
How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can’t spell them?
I... Read more
read up on lyme disease. don't think it's that either.
so... the TRY-angle method will be applied today, i'm headed for the vet's with georgie. h... Read more
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip thro... Read more
Sleepy this morning. I woke up too early for a weekend, but then I've always been an early riser. I'm drinking coffee while I read emails and watch la... Read more
is this possible?
my cat has been 'diagnosed' with probable brain tumor, vestibular disorder, stroke, epilepsy, glaucoma, infection, etc.
he... Read more
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle... Read more
I have been only minimally active on sparkpeople this past week--just barely doing enough to log in, do a quick huddle with some but not all teams, an... Read more
Well, we're certainly getting the "April showers" here in Northern California! I'm not complaining, though, because we certainly need it.
I have... Read more
Top Ten Things We Will Miss About Jay Leno
10. Whenever he used a "Headline" I sent in, I got a "Tonight Show" T-shirt
9. Now I'm the only guy... Read more
I didn't word my blog very clearly yesterday. I haven't lost 250 pounds. I've lost 13 of the total 250 I have to lose. I'm sorry I made it confusing.... Read more
here's my suggestion about what to do about north korea.
could you please invite kim to spend a month in Disneyland?
it seems power-hungry p... Read more
His witty, articulate reviews helped make me the movie junkie I am today. But it was his inspiring courage in the face of the cancer which event... Read more
I have no idea how it happened, given the way I've eaten the last couple of weeks, but I somehow managed to lose another eight pounds, so I'm ou... Read more
There was a farmer who had many pigs. One day someone came to the farm and asked the farmer, "What do you use to feed your pigs?"
"Well, I give t... Read more
"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." -Sam Levenson
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"I'm sick of following my dreams... Read more
A new poll shows that 64 percent of New Jersey residents don't care about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie's weight. That's mostly because Chris Chr... Read more
If anyone hasn't already noticed, I have an imagination that would do Hollywood proud. When I'm watching a movie I can not only see and hear, but (I s... Read more
I have been sort of down the last couple days not sure why. I did get in two really good work outs the last 2 days took Sunday completely off. I did n... Read more
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann is under investigation for alleged misuse of campaign funds. She's blaming the accusations on her arch nemesis: the fac... Read more
A flight instructor was sent out to help a trainee who had radioed that he was about to make a forced landing a few miles from the base. The instru... Read more
Late Night Funny #1
Newt Gingrich tweeted that canceling the (White House Easter Egg) Roll is 'shameless and pathetic, because when you don't com... Read more
woke up this morning with a strange sensation.
everything feels new. can't explain this at all. I just have the feeling I am on the threshold t... Read more
My ex brought our son to visit today, but it didn't go at all well. Ex complained about the burger I made for his lunch, saying it was much too big. T... Read more
"I wanted to be a Boy Scout, but I had all the wrong traits. They were looking for kids who were trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kin... Read more
following spark advice, this is how I spend my day:
wake up, do at least 5 min. of exercising to get the day started.
within an hour, have brea... Read more
The weekend has started really good. I actually started mine yesterday. I went to lunch with a friend of mine. I need to go do something I haven't soc... Read more
I had computer problems for the last couple of days, which bummed me out badly. My computer is the center of my social life and I can't have it not wo... Read more
Ugh! Self control ... I screwed it up big time on my job -- lost my patience with a snotty, rude student and wrote something mean on her grade sheet.... Read more
I find it kind of funny that my first major challenge comes on day 44 sense 44 is my favorite #. Last night at work was a mess Our truck was 2hrs late... Read more
I'm just blogging to myself not so much for others to read. I hope if they do it helps them in some way, but I just need to keep myself focused. I hav... Read more
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
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Summer produce is overflowing--and cheap! Whether you grow it or buy it, it's easy to preserve your food so that you can save money and eat better long after the harvest is over.
