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late nite funnies
5/6/2014 12:35:48 AM,  9 COMMENTS

Donald Sterling's girlfriend said she's “going to be president of the United States” one day. Yeah, like we’re going to elect someone who secretly rec...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Here's some church ticklers from RHOOK20047
5/5/2014 4:07:33 PM,  1 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Some of our older folks couldn't read the puns...
5/5/2014 4:02:06 PM,  6 COMMENTS

So here they are: I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A s...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Puns are lovely!
5/4/2014 11:09:18 PM,  8 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Contemplative moment
5/4/2014 11:08:13 PM,  1 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

A kiss is just a kiss...
5/3/2014 1:12:55 AM,  11 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

OMG
5/2/2014 1:11:04 AM,  6 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Canyou believe the beauty of this baby?
5/2/2014 1:07:13 AM,  7 COMMENTS

A friend's little girl! ...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Government handouts...
5/1/2014 10:45:15 PM,  8 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Welp, I screwed that up royally ...
4/29/2014 6:34:36 PM,  4 COMMENTS

Hello old SP friends, It's been awhile -- about 8 months, since I checked in on SP... even longer since I've had any victories! My life's be...  Read more

WOMANATWORK1

If she can do it, I can!
4/27/2014 10:19:52 PM,  8 COMMENTS

In the gym at work this week as I was doing my insane sideways treadmill there was a woman doing heavy deadlifting. Now I mean as in 35lbs on each en...  Read more

MSKIZ69

In the company restroom...
4/26/2014 4:58:29 PM,  18 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

THEY WALK AMONG US and VOTE TOO!!!!!
4/25/2014 12:44:42 AM,  16 COMMENTS

THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS” FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS : 1. "I think it should be explained in the brochure t...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

SOME FUN
4/22/2014 1:54:54 PM,  13 COMMENTS

Night Watchman Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night,...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

A few laffs
4/20/2014 7:49:18 PM,  16 COMMENTS

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful....  Read more

SUNSHINE65

You can't reason with babies!
4/19/2014 8:26:46 PM,  8 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Really fun ad...
4/19/2014 7:51:47 PM,  5 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Happy Easter
4/19/2014 4:24:20 PM,  11 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Jumping on Beds, etc
4/17/2014 12:46:24 AM,  9 COMMENTS

Connie told her 4-year-old grandson, Dean, not to jump on the beds. After several warnings she punished him, explaining that should he fall, he wou...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Are you a true elementary school teacher?
4/17/2014 12:44:20 AM,  3 COMMENTS

1. Do you ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home? 2. Do you move your dinner partner's glass away...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Deduction
4/15/2014 11:49:34 PM,  11 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Refund
4/15/2014 11:48:40 PM,  7 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Ta Return
4/15/2014 11:47:10 PM,  3 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

georgie looks like a poodle
4/14/2014 2:11:16 PM,  4 COMMENTS

well i'll be ..... maybe something bit georgie in the tail; whatever it was, he was losing hair on it and it seemed quite painful for him. ...  Read more

SPARKCHANTAL

You may think this is tiny, but it's HUGE for me!
4/11/2014 10:04:58 PM,  13 COMMENTS

OMG! I walked 1304 steps today! Most since I got the tracker! I get REALLY winded after a few steps, so this is HUGE for me!...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

My Aw-ha Moment
4/11/2014 7:32:05 PM,  7 COMMENTS

My husband is going through some serious health issues and the last 2 1/2 weeks (which seem more like months) have been extremely difficult. I have b...  Read more

CHARLIES5

I am....
4/9/2014 10:54:55 PM,  11 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
4/7/2014 4:18:05 PM,  15 COMMENTS

(Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other pe...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Get outta my way...
4/7/2014 4:45:06 AM,  15 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

April Fools Day
4/1/2014 9:58:41 PM,  14 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Talking Dog for Sale
3/30/2014 7:05:44 PM,  14 COMMENTS

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes i...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

That mower...
3/26/2014 10:01:47 PM,  12 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Get your fruit and veggie servings
3/26/2014 1:51:09 AM,  12 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

A few late nite jokes
3/23/2014 10:13:48 PM,  18 COMMENTS

Authorities in Wisconsin are searching for the owner of a kangaroo after it was caught walking around outside in the frigid weather. That's got to be...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Student misses!
3/23/2014 8:52:46 PM,  12 COMMENTS

We all fail sometimes. But there's something about failing with style. Here are some of the best test paper blunders from the most clueless - and inve...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Some late night Jokes
3/22/2014 5:09:07 PM,  6 COMMENTS

The standoff in Ukraine keeps getting worse. But a new poll shows Vladimir Putin's approval rating has actually gone up 10 percent since he sent troop...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

SLEEPY ANIMALS
3/22/2014 12:46:29 AM,  6 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

The Children's Bible in a Nutshell
3/22/2014 12:13:31 AM,  3 COMMENTS

In the beginning, which occurred near the start, there was nothing but God, darkness, and some gas. The Bible says,"The Lord thy God is one," but I th...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Som Late Nite
3/21/2014 9:00:37 AM,  7 COMMENTS

Things have gotten very tense between the U.S. and Russia. In fact, during a speech today Vladimir Putin criticized the U.S. for thinking it's “always...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

I CAN do better!
3/19/2014 7:08:31 PM,  5 COMMENTS

Below is a posting I submitted to my Spark Coach today: Yesterday evening I worked late completing my 2nd trimester report cards. I was so stres...  Read more

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