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Laughs
7/9/2014 11:17:10 AM,  12 COMMENTS

A Dreadful Fight Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Ca...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Late Nite Funniest
7/6/2014 9:45:54 PM,  6 COMMENTS

I'm trying to figure out what to make for the Fourth of July. Hamburgers and hot dogs get a lot of attention, but the Fourth is really the blueberry's...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Hello -- I have questions!
7/5/2014 11:52:57 PM,  12 COMMENTS

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? ...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Contemplating Cats
7/3/2014 1:02:06 AM,  15 COMMENTS

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forg...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Embarking on a new journey
7/1/2014 11:41:12 PM,  5 COMMENTS

You may recall that I lost my job at the end of January. I haven't found a new job yet, but I am preparing myself to never lose another job. Tod...  Read more

CHOCSUNDAE

Laughs
7/1/2014 9:46:42 PM,  16 COMMENTS

At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls. After several minutes with no react...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Late Nite Funnies
6/30/2014 11:56:57 PM,  9 COMMENTS

A man walked into McDonald's with a knife in his back. Yeah, with a knife in his back. His heart wasn't in danger until he ordered the food, said doct...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

If Abraham had tweeted:
6/29/2014 9:33:53 PM,  9 COMMENTS

The Gettysburg Address 87 yrs ago, our fathers did stuff. Now big war. Govt by people good. On the south's firing upon Fort Sumter Oh No...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Oh, those doctor bills!
6/29/2014 3:53:39 PM,  7 COMMENTS

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I ran a whole minute today without stopping! Yes that is big for me!!
6/27/2014 10:48:44 PM,  8 COMMENTS

I love to sprint, LOVE to sprint--going all out for 20-30 seconds is wonderful for fat loss and endurance. But going longer than 30 seconds just was N...  Read more

MSKIZ69

Soccer
6/23/2014 5:52:05 PM,  7 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Maxine's wit
6/23/2014 5:50:20 PM,  9 COMMENTS

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IT WAS A REFERENCE TO A GEOMETRY RULE
6/23/2014 3:59:29 PM,  2 COMMENTS

"There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregna...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Laugh till your sides ache
6/23/2014 2:36:03 AM,  9 COMMENTS

Biggest Sign Shopkeeper Smith was alarmed when a new business, much like his own, opened in the storefront to the left of him. A huge sign was in...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

What won't they think of next!
6/20/2014 11:20:42 PM,  9 COMMENTS

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Late Nite Jokes
6/13/2014 1:09:51 AM,  11 COMMENTS

Lawmakers in Jamaica are now considering a bill that would legalize marijuana. Let me repeat myself: Lawmakers in Jamaica are considering a bill to le...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

3200 YEAR OLD TREE
6/13/2014 12:55:55 AM,  6 COMMENTS

Took 126 photos stitched together to show the whole tree! That's a man standing down at the bottom! ...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Bullying rap
6/4/2014 1:24:49 AM,  8 COMMENTS

These kids blew me away! www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Rf5qDuq7M...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Translation
6/3/2014 10:00:41 PM,  1 COMMENTS

Help, I'm in trouble (treble clef). I ran over something sharp (#), and now my tire is flat (b). I need a quarter (quarter note) for the phone. Do I...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Can you translate this?
6/2/2014 10:03:03 PM,  4 COMMENTS

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Late Nite funnees
6/2/2014 9:51:54 PM,  3 COMMENTS

The L.A. Clippers have been sold. Yes, I also don't really care. Everyone is like, "Oh, OK." The Clippers have been sold for $2 billion. That got your...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

For all the ladies who drive alone...
6/1/2014 5:54:35 PM,  17 COMMENTS

I had a flat tire on I-205 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them an...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Liar, Liar...
5/31/2014 9:50:32 PM,  8 COMMENTS

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The Black Telephone
5/25/2014 8:28:46 PM,  8 COMMENTS

When I was a young boy, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the Wall. The shi...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

You'll understand this if you haven't worked for 35 years
5/24/2014 6:39:34 PM,  8 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Visual Joke
5/24/2014 6:37:43 PM,  1 COMMENTS

If you understand this you might be older than 50! www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Photo Bomb
5/24/2014 5:54:34 PM,  3 COMMENTS

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Fun Things To Do In An Elevator:
5/20/2014 1:45:32 AM,  12 COMMENTS

1. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

35 Top Excuses for What Happened to the 29,999,000 People Who Didn’t Show Up for Operation American
5/17/2014 6:39:51 PM,  8 COMMENTS

This is sooooo funny! firebrandprogressives.org/35-top-excuses-h
appened-29999000-people-didnt-show-ope
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SUNSHINE65

How Football Sounds To People That Don't Care
5/16/2014 12:34:00 AM,  8 COMMENTS

Firstly, imagine every time within a day that football is mentioned by someone else. Secondly, replace it with something that you don't want to hear a...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

A cat...
5/16/2014 12:29:15 AM,  9 COMMENTS

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Mother's Wedding Dress...
5/14/2014 2:28:21 AM,  12 COMMENTS

Mother's Wedding Dress A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Mother's Day
5/13/2014 12:46:53 AM,  13 COMMENTS

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All the food groups...
5/10/2014 7:44:26 AM,  14 COMMENTS

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The Most Striking Climate Change Sculpture You'll Ever See
5/7/2014 10:35:15 PM,  8 COMMENTS

The image below is of a sculpture by street artist Isaac Cordal, which has been dubbed "Politicians Debating Global Warming." The first tim...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

That should do it!
5/7/2014 12:18:04 AM,  19 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

late nite funnies
5/6/2014 12:35:48 AM,  9 COMMENTS

Donald Sterling's girlfriend said she's “going to be president of the United States” one day. Yeah, like we’re going to elect someone who secretly rec...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Here's some church ticklers from RHOOK20047
5/5/2014 4:07:33 PM,  1 COMMENTS

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SUNSHINE65

Some of our older folks couldn't read the puns...
5/5/2014 4:02:06 PM,  6 COMMENTS

So here they are: I tried to catch some Fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A s...  Read more

SUNSHINE65

Puns are lovely!
5/4/2014 11:09:18 PM,  8 COMMENTS

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