You know you're a nurse if...
You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night.
You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine
You live by the motto, "To be right is onl... Read more
"Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
"The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at th... Read more
A man runs into the vetís office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the... Read more
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"... Read more
"One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe
... Read more
Not too late for you to try this recipe...TURKEY RECIPE (read all)
I thought this sounded good as it is from a Sparkfriend of mine! She says, "here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine... Read more
In your notebook, list 2 or 3 things that you learned from this chapter.
Spangle explains the Dot Calendar.
Green sticker - weight loss day (solid day on your program)
Yellow sticker - maintainence day (caution - your day could have g... Read more