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Involuntary Exercise

Thursday, September 22, 2011      7 comments

My sons go to a homeschool co-op every Thursday. It's held at a big church not too far from my house. When I say "big," I mean hugenormous. The parking lot is so big they run a shuttle on Sundays. It has two coffee shops. Not only does it h... Read more

Pfive Reasons Why I'm Pfabulous

Tuesday, September 20, 2011      9 comments

1) I homeschool my kids 2) I can sing every TMBG song on most of their kid's albums (Except the Science one) 3) I make my own yogurt (also my own mayo, but we're not talking about that here... shhhh...) 4) I have pretty eyes 5) I have fr... Read more

The Green-Eyed Monster

Wednesday, September 07, 2011      10 comments

One of my best friends in the world lives in CA. We went shopping together, did all sorts of fun stay-at-home wife stuff together, we were neighbors for a while, we even got pregnant at the same time. We also got fat together. She came to... Read more

Biting the Bullet

Friday, September 02, 2011      10 comments

This was me this morning. This is me now! Look... My eyebrows... There are two of them n... Read more

What I Did Over Summer Vacation

Tuesday, August 30, 2011      6 comments

Somebody in my house had a birthday not long ago. I'm not going to name any names, but I will say that she turned the big 3-4. She went moonbat crazy and decided to live on nothing but cake and soda for a few weeks. Again. Not naming any nam... Read more

Support System

Friday, July 29, 2011      9 comments

Today I had a snake. In. My. House. Uninvited. My cardiovascular workout was goal was achieved in about 35 seconds. I'm still shaking from the adrenaline. Woosh! Rush! First I called my husband. "Get a dust pan," he says. "It's more than... Read more

The Reheating-the-Oatmeal Polka

Wednesday, July 27, 2011      13 comments

Today, I did something that I'm sure is not new to exercise, but it's new to me. As I was reheating the oatmeal for my three year old, (who declared,"Mom, dis oatmeal is so dood I tould die!" and ate almost the entire pot all by himself), I jog... Read more

Om.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011      6 comments

Polish your chakras, boys and girls, we're about the do some berry picking yoga! Do a little pre-exercise warm up by picking a bunch of huckleberries. Decide to make jam. Burn it beyond all common sense and recognition. Resolve to try ag... Read more

I'm back...

Saturday, July 09, 2011      12 comments

I went crazy on the 4th of July. I invited 4 families (last minute) to come to my house (cleaned by me), eat more food than you can shake a stick at, (prepared by me), watch ... Read more

Driveway Rorschach

Tuesday, June 28, 2011      15 comments

This is the top portion of the Driveway of Doom. The not quite so dooming as the other portion of the driveway of doom portion. (Insert Brave Sir Robin joke here.) W... Read more

Li'l Miss Deluded's Guide to Reality Avoidance:

Sunday, June 26, 2011      17 comments

You may have realized recently that you are a little fluffy around the mid-section. Not to worry though, Li'l Miss Deluded has been there. She's here to offer some of her best tips for keeping the nasty truth from invading your pretty little h... Read more

A Yawn is a Silent Shout

Friday, June 24, 2011      14 comments

I yawn when I exercise... I looked it up online. There are 3,030,000 web hits on Yahoo! about yawning during exercise. Some say I'm in bad shape. Some say I'm in good shape. Some say I'm bored. Some say I've eaten too many carbs before... Read more

The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men... Get Left Behind on the Kitchen Table...

Wednesday, June 22, 2011      6 comments

It's cottonwood season here in the Seattle area. That means one of two things. You're either itching and sneezing and wishing you could die or you're gazing round at this beautiful, cottony fluff that falls like snow. We are, fortunately, not... Read more

The Driveway of Doom

Tuesday, June 21, 2011      13 comments

I walked my driveway today. No big deal, you say? This is my driveway: This is a foot eye view: ... Read more

Washington State Road Warrior

Friday, June 17, 2011      9 comments

There is a man who lives near me. He takes a walk every day. He appears to be in his late 70's or possibly mid 80's. He wears work gloves, and sometimes a baseball cap. Oh, and he uses two canes. Every day, rain or no (usually rain), slowly... Read more


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