Monday, December 19, 2011
I eat too much because I'm depressed and I'm depressed because I eat too much. It's a vicious cycle that took years to perfect!... Read more
Sunday, December 18, 2011
"Power is the freedom people have within limits, strength is the freedom people have without limits. Power will always be restricted to a relatively small number of selected people. Anyone can be strong."
James Carse... Read more
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Anyone that feels that they are too small to make a difference has never been bitten by a mosquito!... Read more
Friday, December 16, 2011
Advice for the day: If you have a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle explicitly. Take 2 and keep away from children!... Read more
Thursday, December 15, 2011
"The conventional definition of manegement is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work."
Agha Hasan Abedi... Read more
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Stupidity can get you into a mess, but it can rarely get you out of a mess!... Read more
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they each have the biggest piece.... Read more
Monday, December 12, 2011
"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."
Samuel Johnson... Read more
Sunday, December 11, 2011
On anniversaries, the wise husband may forget the past... but better never forget the present!... Read more
Saturday, December 10, 2011
"Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning."
Gloria Steinem... Read more
Friday, December 09, 2011
Q: According to Ann Landers, what are the two things you should never do in bed?
A: Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.... Read more
Thursday, December 08, 2011
Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.... Read more
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.... Read more
Tuesday, December 06, 2011
Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing alot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.... Read more
Monday, December 05, 2011
Q: Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.... Read more