Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake so that everyone thinks they each have the biggest piece.... Read more
Monday, December 12, 2011
"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful."
Samuel Johnson... Read more
Sunday, December 11, 2011
On anniversaries, the wise husband may forget the past... but better never forget the present!... Read more
Saturday, December 10, 2011
"Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning."
Gloria Steinem... Read more
Friday, December 09, 2011
Q: According to Ann Landers, what are the two things you should never do in bed?
A: Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.... Read more
Thursday, December 08, 2011
Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.... Read more
Wednesday, December 07, 2011
Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.... Read more
Tuesday, December 06, 2011
Q: According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing alot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.... Read more
Monday, December 05, 2011
Q: Can boys join the Campfire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.... Read more
Sunday, December 04, 2011
Q: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.... Read more
Saturday, December 03, 2011
Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.... Read more
Friday, December 02, 2011
Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.... Read more
Thursday, December 01, 2011
Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.... Read more
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.... Read more
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter (Marshall of course) and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.... Read more