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Tuesday's Thought

Tuesday, March 03, 2015      19 comments

"It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." Eleanor Roosevelt ... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, March 02, 2015      17 comments

Sign in a travel agency window: We mean it when we say we want you to go away!... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, March 01, 2015      14 comments

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." Albert Einstein ... Read more

Saturday's Silly

Saturday, February 28, 2015      19 comments

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. Whats the matter? he was asked. He said, I heard the nurse say, Its a very simple operation, dont worry, Im sure it will be all right. She was just trying ... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, February 27, 2015      20 comments

You know you're over the hill when instead of walking over and changing the tv channel, you spend 15 minutes looking for the remote.... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, February 26, 2015      20 comments

"Nobody likes to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game." Ben Bernanke... Read more

Hump Day Happy

Wednesday, February 25, 2015      20 comments

Where can happiness and contentment always be found? In the dictionary.... Read more

Tuesday's Tickle

Tuesday, February 24, 2015      18 comments

What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, February 23, 2015      18 comments

"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?" Lily Tomlin... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, February 22, 2015      18 comments

"If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny." Andre Maurois... Read more

Saturday's Silly

Saturday, February 21, 2015      23 comments

Middle age is the time of life when the fellow who always acted like a human dynamo starts showing signs of ignition trouble.... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, February 20, 2015      19 comments

Nudity: A one button suit.... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, February 19, 2015      19 comments

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." Hubert H. Humphrey... Read more

Hump Day Happy's

Wednesday, February 18, 2015      19 comments

What happened to Guns & Roses' lead singer's van in winter? Axel Froze Hear about the Roman general who, every time there was an ice storm, he had an epileptic fit? It was 'Hail... Seizure!' Is it likely that fist-siz... Read more

Tuesday's Thought

Tuesday, February 17, 2015      22 comments

"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." Elayne Boosler... Read more


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