Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    TWEETYKC00   292,693
SparkPoints
250,000-299,999 SparkPoints
 
 
TWEETYKC00's Blog Entry Summary View



Saturday's Silly

Saturday, December 20, 2014      16 comments

You know you're really over the hill when opportunity knocks and you have your hearing aid turned off.... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, December 19, 2014      19 comments

Sign in a window of a rope company: If you can't afford a clothes dryer, ask us about our credit line.... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, December 18, 2014      17 comments

"Let us tenderly and kindly cherish, therefore, the means of knowledge. Let us dare to read, think, speak, and write." John Adams... Read more

Hump Day Happy

Wednesday, December 17, 2014      19 comments

Think: What you do when you can't thwim!... Read more

Tuesday's Thought

Tuesday, December 16, 2014      21 comments

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." Ben Franklin... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, December 15, 2014      22 comments

What does a hungry termite say when it strolls into a tavern? Hi! Is the bar tender here?... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, December 14, 2014      18 comments

"Fewer things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." Mark Twain... Read more

Saturday's Silly

Saturday, December 13, 2014      18 comments

"It's hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people." Wanda Sykes... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, December 12, 2014      19 comments

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know." Groucho Marx... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, December 11, 2014      19 comments

"A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world." Lois Wyse... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, December 11, 2014      8 comments

"A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world." Lois Wyse... Read more

Hump Day Happy

Wednesday, December 10, 2014      18 comments

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place." Johnny Carson... Read more

Tuesday's Thought

Tuesday, December 09, 2014      22 comments

"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young." Henry Ford... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, December 08, 2014      26 comments

What is one of the best ways to make your wife happy? Always remember her birthday, just forget which one it is.... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, December 07, 2014      24 comments

"Women are like teabags. We don't know our true strength until we are in hot water!" Eleanor Roosevelt... Read more


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 Last Page