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Friday's Funny

Friday, May 22, 2015      16 comments

There are two reasons people don't mind their own business. One is that they haven't any mind, and the other is they haven't any business.... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, May 21, 2015      16 comments

"The one who takes things too seriously all day long has no joy in his life. The one who wastes the day in seeking amusement cannot maintain a position of fortune," Ptah-hotep... Read more

Hump Day Happy

Wednesday, May 20, 2015      18 comments

Which roof covers the most noisy tenant? The roof of the mouth... Read more

Tuesday's Thought

Tuesday, May 19, 2015      16 comments

"Business is about profit, yes, and it is about more than profit. At its best, it is about expanding the possibilities of humanity." Jon Miller... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, May 18, 2015      15 comments

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?" ... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, May 17, 2015      14 comments

"The most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt in the heart." Helen Keller... Read more

Saturday's Silly

Saturday, May 16, 2015      16 comments

"His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons." Robin Williams... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, May 15, 2015      17 comments

"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag." Phyllis Diller... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, May 14, 2015      18 comments

"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." Winston Churchill... Read more

Hump Day Happy

Wednesday, May 13, 2015      18 comments

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure." Mae West ... Read more

Tuesday's Thought

Tuesday, May 12, 2015      18 comments

"I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do." Betty White... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, May 11, 2015      18 comments

Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven." He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family get... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, May 10, 2015      20 comments

"I know how to do anything—I’m a mom." Roseanne Barr... Read more

Saturday's Silly

Saturday, May 09, 2015      19 comments

In the frozen foods department of Wal-Mart last Saturday morning, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the child, 'You know, Harry, if we really mes... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, May 08, 2015      19 comments

Proverbs - According to 6 year olds No news is............................
impossible. Love all, trust....................... me. An idle mind is........................the best way to relax. Strike while the....................... Read more


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