Friday, February 27, 2015
You know you're over the hill when instead of walking over and changing the tv channel, you spend 15 minutes looking for the remote.... Read more
Thursday, February 26, 2015
"Nobody likes to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game."
Ben Bernanke... Read more
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Where can happiness and contentment always be found?
In the dictionary.... Read more
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.... Read more
Monday, February 23, 2015
"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
Lily Tomlin... Read more
Sunday, February 22, 2015
"If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny."
Andre Maurois... Read more
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Middle age is the time of life when the fellow who always acted like a human dynamo starts showing signs of ignition trouble.... Read more
Friday, February 20, 2015
Nudity: A one button suit.... Read more
Thursday, February 19, 2015
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
Hubert H. Humphrey... Read more
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
What happened to Guns & Roses' lead singer's van in winter?
Hear about the Roman general who, every time there was an ice storm, he had an epileptic fit?
It was 'Hail... Seizure!'
Is it likely that fist-siz... Read more
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone."
Elayne Boosler... Read more
Monday, February 16, 2015
Only best friends understand that when we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.... Read more
Sunday, February 15, 2015
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."
Martin Luther King, Jr.... Read more
Saturday, February 14, 2015
What did the valentines day card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and you'll go places
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
... Read more
Friday, February 13, 2015
Exercise: Droop Therapy... Read more