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April Fools Silly

Wednesday, April 01, 2015      2 comments

Why do people dip their bread into melted cheese? Because it's fonduing it! ... Read more

Tuesday

Tuesday, March 31, 2015      17 comments

Just got my new spark tracker yesterday, so here we go!! I am still figuring this thing out, so it will take a little time to get everything straight. Who else has one? Do you like it? Working well for you? Hope everyone has a good day.... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, March 30, 2015      16 comments

A blonde has sharp pains in her side, so she goes to the hospital. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, March 29, 2015      15 comments

"Many times the reading of a book has made the future of a man." Ralph Waldo Emerson... Read more

Saturday's Silly

Saturday, March 28, 2015      15 comments

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. "No!" yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. "For the last time, no!" say... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, March 27, 2015      18 comments

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in London. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level. The Brunette team d... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, March 26, 2015      21 comments

"Borrow trouble for yourself, if that's your nature, but don't lend it to your neighbors." Rudyard Kipling... Read more

Hump Day Happy

Wednesday, March 25, 2015      19 comments

What do you get When you cross a centipede and a parrot? A walkie Talkie... Read more

Tuesday's Thought

Tuesday, March 24, 2015      21 comments

"I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours." Bernard Berenson ... Read more

Monday's Silly

Monday, March 23, 2015      18 comments

Middle age is having the choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.... Read more

Sunday's Thought

Sunday, March 22, 2015      19 comments

"Carry out a random act of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you." Princess Diana ... Read more

Saturday's Silly

Saturday, March 21, 2015      20 comments

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. ... Read more

Friday's Funny

Friday, March 20, 2015      21 comments

The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is NOT hearing it!... Read more

Thursday's Thought

Thursday, March 19, 2015      18 comments

"To succeed, jump as quickly at opportunities as you do at conclusions." Ben Franklin ... Read more

Hump Day Happy

Wednesday, March 18, 2015      22 comments

Eclipse: What a gardener does to a hedge.... Read more


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