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Counselor Troi Speaks on Emotional Eating

Tuesday, August 10, 2010      5 comments

Counselor: Captain, you wanted to see me? Captain: No, Counselor, I did not, but I am advised by the Spark Team to address possible emotional eating issues of the crew in the Ship's Blog, er Log. I did not know what to say. Counselor: I see... Read more

The Captain's Garden Orders

Tuesday, July 27, 2010      3 comments

Number One, please inform the ship's crew that the purpose of the Ship's Garden is to provide active recreation. (There are no illusions about actually feeding the crew from the results of gardening. ) The Garden Project allows Commander ... Read more

Holodeck Exercise Program Abuse

Sunday, May 30, 2010      1 comments

This is the Captain: Holodeck exercise programs must be used in moderation especially by new recruits to the program. Recent injuries have caused the crew member to miss regularly scheduled visits to Ballet Workout World which threatens this w... Read more

Brave New Worlds

Monday, May 17, 2010      5 comments

I am in the 4th week and the enemy Borg have only appeared twice; once, disguised as a harmless package of fat free sugar free pudding. Our shields were down and the package ate us, aided by light whipping cream in a pressurized rocket. Second f... Read more

Data reports to Captain," Sir I can find no evidence to support the water demands."

Sunday, May 09, 2010      3 comments

I have sent my Data-self on a research mission and returned with the intel on drinking 64 oz. of water every blessed solar day. I can't do it despite the 5 point Spark Points incentive, and as it turns out, I don't have to. Recent research (20... Read more

A Rose Named "Jean Luc?"

Thursday, May 06, 2010      2 comments

Captain's Log: It appears that Number One self has finally managed to get off her backside and actually start moving it to carry out orders to "exercise more." We made up an away team with friend "CA" to visit new terrain called "garden" and ... Read more

Captain's Log Oh Duh.

Monday, May 03, 2010      2 comments

Must add to my Captain-self Spark goals "spend more time exercising than I do trying to rack up SparkPoints, browsing and collecting Spark recipes that I do not actually cook, reading Spark blogs or messageboards about other people's success, ad... Read more

Romulan Cloaking Device?

Sunday, May 02, 2010      0 comments

Despite honest efforts I have not lost a single pound. The 3 pounds I thought were gone reappeared on the next transporter weigh in. I suspect a Romulan cloaking device of hidden calories or incorrect tracking. Have installed high tech scale t... Read more

Happy inspite of the chocolate pudding binge

Monday, April 26, 2010      0 comments

I am so happy to have stumbled upon this web site. I have even forgiven myself for eating the entire 4 serving package of fat free sugar free NUTRITION FREE chocolate pudding. This sort of alien attack usually throws me off whatever diet effor... Read more


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