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Revenge of the Bitch Tits

Tuesday, March 12, 2013      3 comments

Thanks in large part to Sir Spark-A-Lot, my bitch tits shrank, I left the suburbs in 2011 (thank Christ for that one), exited my toxic relationship at the end of 2010 and knocked out a couple of half-marathons. I never quite reached my goal wei... Read more

Battle of the Bitch Tits

Thursday, May 05, 2011      5 comments

I have a friend who is working his steps, and when he's not trying to recruit me to go to a meeting with him he says he is striving for "progress not perfection." Losing weight is very similar. One can't stop eating in the same way he or s... Read more

Beauty in the Cataclysm Part III

Saturday, April 09, 2011      2 comments

...and with the weight loss came an unexpected relationship and the strange and new phenomenon of consistency. Wake up, go to work, return home, make dinner, go to bed, lather, rinse, repeat. And more or less for better or worse, richer or poo... Read more

Beauty in the Cataclysm Part II

Tuesday, March 29, 2011      0 comments

...but a strange thing happened as I became squishier and squishier. My career finally took off. It put me in a worse situation actually because instead of just filling my body with marginally prepared food that was convenient and handed to yo... Read more

Beauty in the Cataclysm Part I

Friday, March 25, 2011      1 comments

My family is fat. My father has a gut that has many wonder if he has a conjoined twin under his shirt. My mother is so large she rocks back and forth and to-and-fro like a tugboat. My sister has been blessed with an ass that looks like two Gr... Read more


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