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Paraprosdokians.. interesting and made me chuckle a few times

Wednesday, August 22, 2012      17 comments

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part; frequently humorous. I a... Read more

So Disappointed

Wednesday, August 15, 2012      18 comments

Well I spoke to my Daddy today-- he was scheduled to come visit in about 2 weeks.... well he cancelled his trip emoticonRead more

My Dad's newest blonde joke he sent

Monday, August 13, 2012      25 comments

BLONDE DRIVER, and rich no-less ! A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After trying to drive the car at night fo... Read more

Giving Support toFriends Who are having or have had the VSG

Tuesday, August 07, 2012      10 comments

I have a coworker who had the same surgery as I did almost 2 weeks ago and I was asking her if she was going to the support group-- she did not know about it so we are going together Thursday night.. I am looking forward to seeing her and also h... Read more

Dad Funny: A Touching story on how Men think

Monday, August 06, 2012      13 comments

Yup another funny from Dad! He cracks me up! As she sat by him in his hospital bed, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me.... Read more

Another funny from dad--about getting old but a little fresh!

Thursday, August 02, 2012      18 comments

A man walking through a park notices an old lady sitting on a bench crying her eyes out. He feels bad and stops to ask her what's wrong. She sobs, "I have a gorgeous 24 year old husband at home. Every morning, he makes passionate love to m... Read more

Cute one-- Collared Visitor

Wednesday, August 01, 2012      21 comments

KIDS LEARN MORE BY OBSERVATION - or not A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the... Read more

Saw this on facebook! HOW great this is good parenting!!!

Monday, July 30, 2012      28 comments

Had to post this because it is so hard to parent nowadays! From Curfews broken, chores not being done and being caught holding alcohol on your facebook page underage these are great! Read more

Just a few Updated pics from the reunion

Sunday, July 29, 2012      19 comments

Once I take full body shots I will post them along with the old ones!... Read more

I am so ANNOYED--just a vent

Thursday, July 26, 2012      17 comments

Well yes like anyone, I guess I get behind in responding to other's blogs... each time I get to 80 I cringe and start getting to it... sometimes I see you all post a blog in the feed and respond immediately, other times I save the email in a fil... Read more

Split Pea soup YUMMY!

Wednesday, July 25, 2012      9 comments

Here at work we have a cafeteria that opens from 130am until 330 in the morning.. they serve really good soups for the most part and last night was split was delicious!!! So I asked the guy who gets my dinner to get me some for tonight... Read more

YUCKY Oatmeal

Tuesday, July 24, 2012      12 comments

Tonight I had the WW brand of Harvest Berries and cram oatmeal... it was so salty! BLECHHHHHH I will never buy that pre sweetened junk again.. it has 230 mg of sodium but why should I taste it? Read more

New Ceiling Fans... Finally

Sunday, July 22, 2012      15 comments

I bought 2 ceiling fans that were on sale at Home Depot-- the Hunter Fairhaven.. with light and remote for $100. a piece.. They are not only beautiful but silent and they work so well.. My daughter told me not to get her one so I got one for my ... Read more


Wednesday, July 18, 2012      21 comments

I have a coworker Dianna who is Jamaican and she makes awesome oxtails.. I told her I never make them but I do like them so when she is going to make them I will give her money to make some for my daughter and I...of course now it will last me s... Read more

Another dad thing! Cute

Tuesday, July 17, 2012      12 comments

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