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What do you get when an elephant sneezes?
Sunday, January 30, 2011 23 comments
Out of the way!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Saturday, January 29, 2011 25 comments
Why did the elephant quit the circus?
Friday, January 28, 2011 13 comments
Because he didn't want to work for peanuts!
Who stole the soap?
Thursday, January 27, 2011 15 comments
The Robber Ducky!
Why can't elephants smoke?
Wednesday, January 26, 2011 17 comments
Because they can't fit their butts in the ashtray! This one is for you Slyvia cuz you said you like elephant jokes. OK, that one has been around for a long time, how about this one? Why was the teacher annoyed...
Can you use green, pink, and yellow in a sentence?
Tuesday, January 25, 2011 23 comments
When the phone goes green green, I pink it up, and say yellow!
What washes up on very small beaches?
Monday, January 24, 2011 19 comments
Where do penguins keep their money?
Sunday, January 23, 2011 27 comments
In a snow bank!
Why are dogs like phones?
Saturday, January 22, 2011 22 comments
Because they have collar ID's.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Friday, January 21, 2011 17 comments
How do you start your day with a smile?
Thursday, January 20, 2011 14 comments
By eating Grin-ola for breakfast!
Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
Wednesday, January 19, 2011 29 comments
To get better buns!
What bug tells time?
Monday, January 17, 2011 16 comments
What do you call a short psychic who escaped from jail?
Sunday, January 16, 2011 26 comments
A small medium at Large!
What do you get when you mix a cow and a ghost?
Saturday, January 15, 2011 19 comments
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