After Winter vacation, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent it away from school.
One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend it with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big bric... Read more
May peace break into your house
And may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans
Become a magnet for $100 bill.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline
And may laughter assault your lips!
May y... Read more
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to go... Read more
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
T... Read more
PLEASE DO NOT GOOGLE THIS ONE OR CHECK WITH SNOPES,
THEY WILL LIE TO YOU. . .TRUST ME!
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of
Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of
Doroth... Read more